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How Bad Do You Want It?

I pick up my phone and hear your whisper. You’re begging me to help you cum. I laugh at you. Forget it loser! You know I don’t care if you’re about to explode. You also know that my attention has to be earned. Do you think I mind fuck you for free?

If you really want the relief you’re begging for, you’ll go ahead and give me your credit card. You know I’ll get what I want from you. I always do. You also know that anytime that I decide to give to you is worth every dime.

Save the begging for your wife. It will get you nowhere with me. You’re so fucking pathetic and your tears only make me laugh! If you really want to cum, prove it. You know I can make you cum harder than anyone else. How bad do you want it?

 

 

Written By: Raylin
Call Raylin @ 1-877-470-3647
Email: naughtyraylin4fun@gmail.com

 

 

Consider Yourself Lucky

You know you love it. No, not fucking me. You know your tiny cock isn’t allowed anywhere near me. You love cleaning all the cum out of my gaping holes. You know I only let real men fuck me.

What the fuck were you thinking? Get those crazy ideas out of your head. Just consider yourself lucky that I let you watch. You just stand there in the spot that I have designated for you and stroke your little dick while these big black studs fuck me. You’ve proven to be quite the little cum guzzler, so I made sure that my pussy would be nice and sloppy for you. 4 big black cocks will produce a lot of cum for you to eat up, you fucking sissy.

I know it makes your tiny cock twitch to watch them turn me into a little whore right in front of you. The one time you tried to fuck me, that was not the reaction you got was it? Hahahaha! Of course not! That inch worm in your pants couldn’t do the job. So now you’re my cum slave. I know at first you would willingly clean it all up just to be near my pussy, but now I think it’s more. You’ve turned into a full fledged jizz junkie and you’re addicted.

When you see my freshly fucked holes, your mouth starts to water because you know those cream pies are all yours. I don’t even have to command you to clean me anymore. You’re down there ready to catch every drop.

It’s your lucky day. I snuck a gang bang in on you. I’ll have cum from head to toe, inside and outside. Get ready for a feast. I bet you’re mouth is watering already.

 

Written By: Bambi
Call  Bambi @ 1-877-399-6245
Email: talknasty2bambi@aol.com

 

 

If You’re Lucky….

You present me with a tiny little pathetic cock and expect me to do exactly “what” with it?  Will I stroke it for you?  Hell no!  Double hell fucking no!

The only thing you’re good for is to do whatever it is that I tell you to do.  Don’t worry, I will never tell you to fuck me, or put your nasty little shriveled up dick in my mouth. You don’t have to worry about me touching that worthless waste of foreskin, unless of course; I’m beating it up, electrocuting it, or maybe sticking some voodoo pins in it and doing a “grow bigger” chant over it.

No you can’t cum on me. What in the hell would make you think a Goddess like me would let your nasty little fagboy cum anywhere near me?  You have got to be fucking kidding me. At the very most, you might get lucky and I might let you sit over in a corner and jack off your limp pencil dick while I fuck the nice big, juicy cock that you just fluffed and serviced to get ready for my beautiful pussy. If you’re lucky and very obedient, of course!

 

Written By: Lacey James
Call  Lacey @ 1-866-949-4109
Email- AOL/Yahoo: cum4laceyjames

 

Desperate

Desperate is the best word that describes a loser like you. You’re so desperate for all my bodily fluids, especially my nasty, smelly shit. From the time you wake up, to the time you go to bed, you think about my beautiful, brown puckered hole.

You dream about your face being inches from my asshole. You wait patiently as you see my asshole starting to open and a big, brown turd appears. You’re so hungry for my shit, it’s like you haven’t eaten in days. You just need one lick, one taste, to satisfy your craving of me.

You desperately hope that I got fucked in my ass by a real man who can pleasure me. There’s nothing you crave more than my shit covered in cum. You don’t even care whos cum, you just want to taste the strangers jizz and my shit in one big mouthful.

Perhaps, you’re so desperate that you would even taste your own cum and shit. You’re that much of a loser to do something so pathetic like that.

 

Written By: Missy
Call  Missy @ 1-866-403-2903
Email:misbehavingmissy69@yahoo.com

Worship My Ass, Loser!

 

You love jerking off to my hot pics, pervert! I’ve got the perfect ass for you to worship, and even sniff if you’re lucky. I already know you’ll do anything I say. You’re so desperate to get a taste of my perfect asshole.

How much are you willing to spoil me? You better be prepared because I’m pretty fucking addictive. I’ll have you on your knees begging for more. Pathetic losers can never get enough of me, and who could honestly blame them? I’m your ass fetish addiction that you won’t be able to stay away from.

When you call me, I want you to be prepared to worship my beautiful ass and spoil me for hours!

 

Written By: Kendall
Call  Kendall @ 1-866-949-5814
Email: AOL/Yahoo-kinkykendall4u

 

Open Up and Give It To Me

There’s something about a loser like you that makes me laugh. For example, how you stutter when you try to speak to me and your cock gets hard. You know I would never be with a pathetic loser like you, that idea is just out of the question.

You offer me something else that you know will get my attention- cold hard cash!

Oh yes loser boy, that’s right. I’m not interested in your dick but only what’s in your wallet! Oh yeah, I’ll take all of it. The only way you can get my attention, is to pay for it. So open up that wallet and give it all to me!

 

 

Written By: Princess Paris
Call Paris @ 1-866-363-3798
Email: cum2paris4me@aol.com

 

Enjoying The View?

I was just trying to chill by the pool and all you can do is think about fucking me. You know that’s not going happen but you can dream about it.

Yep, it’s that time of year again. You sneak around your yard trying to get a good look at my tight body in my new little bikini. I bet you’re wishing you’ll get lucky enough today to catch a glimpse of me. You look like the type that likes bratty coeds. You know, the ones like me who would never give you the time of day.

I really love being a cock tease making you all hot and bothered while you’re watching me. You squirm around in the bushes while I bend over slowly giving you the perfect view of my body. You watch me for hours while I catch some rays.

You really are pathetic, why don’t you just go jerk off already. You like it when I torture you with my tight, teen body. I make your heart race like crazy. It’s just because you want me so bad and you can’t have me.

Enjoy your view.

 

 Written By: Zoe
Call  Zoe @ 1-866-936-9411
Email: zoe4anything@aol.com

The Smell Of Weak Men

 

The sweetest smell of submission fills the air this morning and my tight pussy started to ache. I looked over at the pathetic loser on his knees in the corner and demanded him to come over to me.

You are going to worship my perfect pussy and perfectly puckered asshole until I say you are done. Understand, slut?

After all, you need to ravish your Mistress at all times when you are in my presence. I demand you to worship me the way I trained you and take your time to devour every single inch my Goddess body.

My intoxicating taste lingers still in your mouth and on your face, doesn’t it sub boy?  Oh, you want more, don’t you? Come beg for it!

 

Written By: Teagan
Call Teagan @ 1-877-280-9448
Email: talkdirty2teagan@aol.com

 

 

Toilet Fag

I talk to this real loser. Do you want to know how pathetic he really is? He pays for this blog. Yes, you read that write. He wants the whole world to know how much of a toilet fag he is.

He’s married with kids. When Jonny T goes to bed at night, he dreams of my shit and big cocks. When he’s having sex with his wife named Claire, he thinks about shit and that makes him cum. His wife has no idea that her husband needs to think about these things in order to cum. In fact, he even conceived his kids thinking about cum and shit.

He’s been missing for a little while but he always comes back to me. He will always be my toilet fag and he can’t get enough of my filthy, nasty shit. 

FUCK IT! He’s suck a pathetic loser- I am going to charge that dump muncher an extra $200 just so he knows I OWN is faggot ass for LIFE. Gulp, Gulp SUCK IT DOWN, Jonny T

 

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Written By: London
Call London @ 1-866-949-5810
Email: lavishinglondon@aol.com

 

 

My Personal ATM

Your credit card belongs to me now. You’re my personal ATM and whenever I need money for shopping, bills, spa day, or even drinks out with my friends, you’ll be my personal cash cow handing it over to me. Nothing makes me happier than being spoiled by a pathetic loser like you.

I want you on your knees, where you belong, holding your limitless credit card in your hand. I will walk over in my black stiletto heels and tell you how worthless you are without me in your life. I rip the card from your fingertips and walk away laughing.

It starts with all your credit cards, checking/savings account, 401K, and soon I will have total control of all your assets. You have no idea what I am capable of and how much I can and will ruin your life! Your financial domination fantasy is now a fucking reality and I’m proud to be the greediest bitch you have ever encountered!

Cha-Ching, Loser

 

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Written By: Phoenix
Call Phoenix @ 1-866-949-9733
Email- phoenixwillruinyou@gmail.com