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School is in Session

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A list of some of my favorite sexual terms, and a few that I thought I would share.

Captain Cheddar — a cheesy male.  You know the douchebag guys at the bar always trying to hit on you but are so pathetic.  I have had my fair share because I like to fuck but I am not a big cheddar fan at all.

getting gnarly with the knudster – jerking off.  hopefully you will be doing that to me and my voice baby!

R2 your D2 – same as getting gnarly baby!

visiting Niagra Falls  – female masturbation – what I will be doing when your are getting gnarly or R2’in your D2 – 😉

quicunque vult – A forward girl , ready to oblige every man that shall ask her.  I do believe I am one of these.

Nebulaphobia – The fear of fog.  Not a sex term but interesting.

visit from (Aunt) Flo – To be visited by the monthly menstrual flow — all  I can think of is South Park, LMFAO

visiting the wookie – anilingus on an hairy ass – if you are into that kinda thing ……

59ing – lesbian 69’ing.  I am “down” with that. Hehehehehehehe

4-11-44: measurements for my favorite thing on a man, a large penis. based on size and measurements : 4 X 11 = 44 , meaning a thickness of 4 inches multiplied by a length of 11 inches equals, according to Dirty Harry, the .44 is ‘ the most powerful handgun in the world ‘

And finally the best for hooking up, a formula for you logical minded people:

3 – F’s = FILM – FOOD- FUCKING.

Teach me some new ones or let me know your favorites.  I want to be able to talk dirty in as many different languages and ways as possible.  It makes me so fucking wet.

The things wet dreams are made of…

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I am a dreamer always have been and I almost always remember my dreams in very vivid detail.  I love it when I actually realize I’m dreaming and can let go of all inhibition.

A few nights ago I had a pretty steamy dream about my ex.  The two of us were at a party and though I could hear loud music and laughter I could only see him.

Those crystal baby blue’s burning into me making my tight, hot, sweet spot ache for him again.  Realizing my dream state, releasing all fear and doubt I claimed what once was mine and made him beg for more.

Even in my dream it shocked him when I got down on my knees and wrapped my soft, pouty, wet mouth around his throbbing shaft.  I savored every inch of his nice cock licking it up and down slowly at first then fast. Flicking my tongue wildly around the ridge devouring that swollen mushroom head.

No longer able to resist I climbed right up on him teasing his rock hard cock  with my tight, juicy slit. Mmmmmm rubbing that fat head round and round my sweet, hot clit so eager to feel that fuck rod inside me again.

“Mmmm that a girl ride that cock baby.”  He nibbled and teased my hard nipples with his mouth while he drove that shaft deep to that familiar sweet honey hole.

Arching my back and taking every inch of his hot, hard cock made me explode and shutter so much my hot sex juice ooozed down his full, heavy balls.

I wanted to drain those balls good so I slipped down between his legs once again and started to suck away at that swollen fuck rod.  The sensation of his thick, creamy load shooting down my throat was so real I could taste it.

Mmmmm the places we can go when we dream. Cum be my dream lover tonight!

Until then…

Your Naughty Ashlee

 

 

I Accidentally Leave My Curtains Open!

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One of my favorite things is to walk around the apartment nude. I have a tight body and love to show off so I often “accidentally” leave my curtains open. Sometimes it’s just me and my toys and it makes me so wet to think of a guy knowing what I am doing and beating off with me. I would squeal and moan in ecstasy!
Oral sex drives me wild and I would be in heaven if you love to eat my pink pussy while getting a blow job. The thought of it makes my sweet tight pussy gush! Oh yes, I get so wet that my pussy cream drips oozes like melted honey. Baby, I would suck your cock till your balls exploded. Feed me, Lover!