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Fucking Family

So I was talking to one of my male fuck buddies the other day.  We had just got done humping like rabbits, and dogs, and hell, you get the point.  Anyway, he starts telling me about him and his mom.  I was so not wanting to hear about his mom, she was of no interest to me, until I got a whiff of this story.  So he is a freshman at the university in the next big town (I can’t say where that is out here right now, but I can tell you if you call.)  Anyway, he was overwhelmed and went home to do laundry and eat some of Mom’s home cooking.  He told me that the last time he went home his mom surprised him with her clothes.  Her ass was stuffed into the tightest cutoff jeans shorts with the curve of her ass peeking out beneath the short legs.  He rubbed his cock beneath the table as his mom turned and saw him staring at her ass and thighs.

She went on to ask him if he thought his old mom was sexy.  He then told her “hell yeah” and that he didn’t know why she hasn’t remarried.   His mom went on to say she would hit on him in a bar and asked him to buy her a drink.

She then looked at his crotch with a craze and asked if that was for her. They played their bar charade for a while. She commented  that a cold beer, a hot man and a hard cock poking at her ass would cause her to be less of a lady….  He then reached around and unzipped her jeans and slid them down to the delight of having no underwear on.  She stood bottomless and they were grounding.  His mom reached back and with both hands took his cock into her warm hands and had her way with him.  I could tell you more but I gotta go for now.

Hilarious Joke

While she was “flying” down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, “What’s your hurry?”

To which she replied, “I’m late for work.”

Oh yeah,” said the cop, “what do you do?”

I’m a rectum stretcher,” she responded.

The cop stammered, “A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?”

“Well,” she said, “I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in.  I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it’s about 6 feet wide.”

“And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole? ”  he asked.

“You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge…”

Traffic Ticket – $195.00
Court Costs –  $75.00

Look on the Cop’s Face……………PRICELESS

COME TASTE GRANNY 2 NITE!!!

Are you looking for a naughty G.I.L.F. Well look no further here i am ready to please and tease your young cocks. I can teach you how to be little nasty freaks and there is nothing we can’t do all is fair game. Bring along as many of your hot friends as you want i can handle all of them and more i just love being ganged banged and having my mature cunt pounded is what i love best. I know how you young ones stay up at nite wanting a hot older mommy or granny to fuck and we know how much you stroke that hard cock wanting to be inside a juicy cunt like mine!! So lets be totally honest tonite you want me and you are just waiting for the right time to call. Well build up your nerve and give me a ride you want regret it i promise!! mommy will take very good care of you…

Cougar Phone Sex

Do you have a taste for the touch of an older more experienced woman? Well, then cum and get yourself some kinky cougar phone sex from one hot Momma like me!  My name is Debi and I’m on the prowl for hard cock 24/7. Once I see my prey I pounce and take him back to my place for some of the hottest fucking he has had in a long time.

I love younger men with firm bodies and cocks that stand at attention when I’m around. This cougar is a no limits and no taboos feline with a taste for the bizarre. K-9 and beastiality phone sex are just a couple of the wild things I do to get off!

I also love a good family fun or incest phone sex call as well. I’m a naughty mommy that likes secret playtime with her little boy. This Mommy will let you do all those nasty things you have always wanted to do but was afraid too.

So, what are you waiting for? Call me for all of your naughty desires and fantasies!

Debi

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Mommy Morgan’s Playground

Hello Little Man! Would you like to visit Mommy Morgan’s Playground? Cum on inside and make yourself right at home. My legs are open wide and ready for you to dive right in and lick me. If you make Mommy cum hard I will reward you with a blow job that will make you beg for more!

At my playground there are no limits and absolutely no taboos! Mommy will take you to all those naughty places that your wife or girlfriend won’t tread. I’m the sensual but strong Mommy that will take control over your mind body and very soul. You will get lost in my fantasyland if only for a few minutes. 

I do love a naughty incest phone sex scenario where I give my Little Man all of the tender-loving kisses, sensual touching, a good fuck and hot waves of orgasmic bliss.  I do get so hot when me and my Little Man explore each other from head to toe.

I have an extensive collection of sex toys and I love showing you how to use them to please me Little Man. I also do strap-on phone sex sessions for all you momma’s boys or sissies who love a good hard cock up your tight ass. If you want I will be happy to transform you into the slut you have buried inside. Then I will pimp you out to all of my female and male sex fiends that love a very passable cross-dressing slut.

I’ll leave the gate open to my playground for you Little Man. All you have to do is call me for an invite into my world of sensual sexual pervertions.

Mommy Morgan

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Mommy Maggie makes it all better for her Adult Babies!

mommy maggieHad a hard day? I understand. I know exactly what buzzes through your mind on that long drive home. You know how good it is when you come home from a hard day and you see mommy’s loving smile. How absolutely wonderful it feels when mommy slips down your work pants, and your big boy underwear. Getting your bottom ready for that soft, thick diaper. How all the cares of that day just melt as she bends down to kiss you on your cheek and say “I love you baby boy”. She cradles you in her arms and she nurses you and you just know that this is a dream come true.

As good as all of that feels for you, the true joy is for mommy. Seeing that happy face with that bright smile, all for mommy. That just melts a mommy’s heart. Knowing her little man has nothing but devotion and love for his mommy, that means more than anything.

Your loving mommy,

Mommy Maggie

Today Only!! Football Sunday Special!! Today Only!!

Hey Boys! Mommy is feeling so horny today and I’m running a special for all you footballs fans out there. I will give you 15 minutes of naughty playtime, 2 hot photos emailed to you for just $25. That’s a great deal Baby!

And remember I have no limits or taboos. So, I will take your fantasy as far as you want to go! All you have to do to get this special is mention this blog post.

This special is for today only Boys!!!

Morgan @ 1-866-307-4657

I just love football season!

I’m so excited that this is the first weekend of football season! I just love watching the game and fantasizing about fucking all of the players at once. Me and my old man always watch the game together too! I always get so horny with all of the naughty thoughts of those hard bodies in those uniforms that I always just start touching myself right there.

My hubby has the best of both worlds. His beloved football and my sweet shaved pussy staring him in the face. Once I’m all turned on I strip down and lay down on the floor underneath him with my legs spread wide and my had burdied deep inside my cunt. Once my old man can’t take it anymore he joins me on the floor and eats me like a starving man devours a slice of bread.

Then he either fucks me missionary style or flips me over for some doggie style fucking as he watches the game. I don’t mind him watching because he gives me just what I need.

Last year for Superbowl Sunday he surprised me. I began to rub myself and then strip down as usual. Then I played with myself for him and the next thing I know his 2 best friends came from the other room and placed their hands all over me. I looked at my hubby and gave him a wink and let all 3 of these men have their way with me time and time again during the game.

So, you see I’m so horny and ready for some *touch* football action with you too! My old man is out of town for the weekend and I’m need to score!

Call me and I’ll give you a game day experience just like mine!

Candace

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Kinky Phone Sex With MILF Debi

Hey Boys! It’s your nasty slut Debi! I’m so horny and laying in this big bed all alone right now! I have a drawer full of toys to play with. But I would much rather play with them if your on the phone listening to me. I will let you hear me pound my pussy with my dildo or one of my many sex toys. It also makes me even hotter when I can hear you beating your meat! I love the slapping sound with each stroke of your hand Baby!

So, call me and then we’ll have a good mutual masturbation session over the phone and we won’t have to cum alone.

Debi

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For Tom…. Love, Mommy Lexi

“Come sit next to me…” she softly patted the sofa-cushion next to her. I did as she said and sat down beside her.”I couldn’t help noticing that you were looking at my breast.” I blushed I tried to come up with an excuse. “It’s ok baby. There is plenty of breast milk left if you want to taste some. I mean, since you don’t remember if you’ve tried it.”First I hesitated, but then I leaned forward and softly stroked her breast with my fingertips.Mom breathing deepened and she leaned back and closed her eyes. I took her nipple in my mouth and began to suck on it. The milk had a lovely taste and I sucked it out of her as my hand squeezed and massaged her other breast.My mom liked the treatment I gave her and she was sucking on one of her fingers and stroking her golden blond hair while I was milking her. As she ran out of milk in the first breast I moved on to the other and continued to feed on her.”You like my milk?” I just moaned a yes as I kept drinking. “Oh, yes! Tommy, you’re my favorite baby!”I knew I wanted more of her so I began to ease my hands down her body slowly. Mom didn’t seem to mind so I slowly opened her white bathrobe. She was nude under it and I started to move her legs apart to get access to her cunt. At first she did some resistance but when I placed one hand on her shaved pussy she spread her legs willingly.I let go of her almost empty breast and got down on my knees in front of her. She grabbed my head and pushed it against her wet pussy.”Oh, baby! You had your milk, now it’s time for some juice!” I spread her pussy lips and softly licked between them with my tongue, tasting her salty, silky fluid. I let my tongue do a slapping motion against her cunt and clit and it drove her wild. She was rocking her hips violently and she cried out her orgasm!I licked her juices clean from her and gave her clit a kiss before a stood up. I pulled my cock out from my boxers and it stood right out in front of her face.” Is it time for me to taste your milk?” I didn’t answer her, instead I pulled her by the hair towards my dick. She grabbed my balls with one hand and guided my cock into her mouth with the other. She took it all the way in and than worked her tongue over the head. I panted as she sucked my rock hard cock.”Oh, that’s it Mommy!!!” I panted as my saliva covered cock moved into her mouth. She sucked and slurped, and milked every drop of cum from my quivering cock and heavy aching balls. She stood up and pulled me to her, embracing me with a deep succulent salty kiss.”Mommy sooo loves her baby boy…”

“I love you too, Mommy”