Well, as you know Halloween is coming! I’m like a little kid in a candy store.. I love Halloween! The candy, the parties and I get to wear practally nothing in public and not get in trouble. Not that I don’t already, hehe! I’m struggling what to wear this year. In the past years I’ve been a sexy french maid, naughty nurse, prositute and many other naughty outfits. This year I want something ultra sexy and almost damn near illegal! Any suggestions guys? Call me and give me your idea. The naughtier the better is my motto. Happy early Halloween!
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I have always been a very patriotic girl. I simply love our country and the men who fight for it! We live in the land of the plenty and the home of the brave, what’s not to love! I love brave men and plenty of them! One thing that absolutely drives me wild is a man in a uniform! The way the fabric contours your firm arms and chest. OMG, I’m getting hot thinking about seeing you in a uniform. The best part about uniforms is that they are so much fun to take off! They have so many buttons and zippers. I like to take my time; a girl can’t rush these things. As I look up at you with my big, sexy eyes and run my soft hands UP and down, Up and down.
Well, I decided to pay tribute to all of you men in a uniform this Halloween! Showing my sprit and a little skin too (giggle). I’ll take yours off, if you’ll take mine off? Call me; I’m on fire for you right now!
Sunny
Some sicko from Portage, India called me today and left the following message on my voice mail.
“Yeah, umm, I saw your ad on uhh the Internet. I’m a 35 year old white male, I’m into domination and I’m wondering if you’re into domination and fetishes? I’m really not that well hung, but I do like being at the feet of a goddess, so, umm, I also like toilet training and brown showers. I’d like to set up an appointment. Please call me at 219-331-6256.”
I entered his number into a telephone search engine and discovered that this whack job was from Portage, India. Please feel free to call my ignorant, curry loving friend and let him know that you would love to slap the shit out of him with your very well endowed man tool and that they do sell books about grammar in India too! LOL
I just had to vent! Happy Halloween everyone (Especially you J.M.)! Thank God for my sweet, normal, grammatically correct callers. Life is good!
Alex
Let me just say I have an intense love for alternative scenes. I define alternative play as engaging in BDSM, fetishism, and role-play.
Recently I went on a shopping venture for one of my favorite clients Dani to purchase an outfit for him. Several months ago, I started dressing him up in lingerie, jewelry, and make-up. I also put beautiful wigs on him to make the men that see him hot. It was a nice touch! He has recently started wearing bras, thongs, thigh highs, etc. Actually, that has been going on for a little while as he would sneak into his lingerie drawer after the people in his home were sleeping. So, the goal was to find him a really short, black mini dress with slits on each side to match his beautiful purple high heels. Of course I found the perfect outfit and he loved it!
A few weeks ago, a scene was carried out by another caller and I, where I was to be his wife. I had been out on a shopping trip all day, but came home early to find him dressed in pink lingerie and a full-face. I expressed shock upon entering the room along with anger! I was like, “What the fuck is going on here? What are you doing?”
These sorts of things please me. I’m glad that I am able to assist men who are into alternative play with their interests, as well as their fantasies. I think it is good for them that they have someone in this world they can be completely open with. It is good for me, too!
Cross-dressing is just one of my areas of interest. The list goes on and on. If most people find something to be weird, I will probably think it is interesting!
Sandra
Hey boys! I know you have always had a thing for some chocolate
and wondered what it would be like to cross over to the dark side
Imagining this chocolate bunny slide up and down your pole, while I make my pussy pop for you.
The darkier the berry the sweeter the juice.
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Just to give you a dose…for this weekend and this weekend only.
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Offer good until 10/12/09
Okay- I know its kind of early but many of you know that Halloween is my favorite time of year! Thats when there are soo many awesome Halloween parties. Which is one of my favorite things to do when I’m not driving men crazy or making them cum super hard. Soo this year I’m undecided about what I wanna be for Halloween. Since during the season I find myself at several different parties. I like to buy or make a few different kinds of costumes. I have narrowed this years customs down to the following. Hmmm I’m thinking four parties- four costumes…what do you think????
‘Im feeling really sexy and sultry this year and I want to reflect that I know everyone is gonna be a vamp or something but me. I am going with super hot…super girly. I want men drooling when I enter the room. I’m soo looking forward to being ravished by some masked gentleman. Bringin back memories of being fucked by Zoro last year. I came 4 times in two hours of intense fucking, you know the kind where you can’t even look the person in the eye cuz you have just done things to him and with him that is most likely illegal in 20 states. Hmmmm pussy dripping at the thought! Still havent been able to fullfill my fantasy of getting banged by a treo like the three amigos or maybe a marvel comic character such as the incredible hulk. Hmmm squirming in anticipation!!!
Congratulations you made it to Labor Day Weekend. Now’s the time to take the day off and relax from all the hard work you’ve done recently and I am here to assist you with that. I can help you rest and relax and start this weekend off right. And if by some chance you have any hard labor you need help with, well I just might be able to help you out, but first you have to call me and tell me exactly what you want or need, otherwise I cannot help you with any of your “hard” labor, so call now, you’ve earned it. I have no limits and absolutely no taboos.
I am ready to do some serious Labor Day weekend sucking and fucking! Your cock deserves to celebrate too! Wrap your hand around your dick and give me a call for an intensive and extensive orgasm!
From now until Monday night at Midnight EST get a 30 minute call for $40.00. That is a savings of 20 bucks, can’t beat that deal. My toys have all brand new batteries and I have my favorite slippery slide lube ready to rock all of your cocks! I am a Labor Day cock hungy slut ready to party!
Ahhh… you can finally take a sigh of relief! Your 3 day weekend has finally arrived. You’ve been anticipating this all week, haven’t you? Promise me, that this weekend you will take some time out for you! It’s time to chill and unwind from all your daily stresses. I can think of a fabulous way to jump start your mini vacation and just get loose, just give us a call!
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Sit back, grab your phone, pick your favorite girl and let’s make your Labor Day weekend a memorable one!
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I arrived at his house around 8:30 wearing my dark blue maid’s uniform that exposed my nice cleavage. I also had on a short black skirt with no panties and sexy sliver high heels. The house was quiet and seemed empty. “Is anyone here?” I got no answer and I walked back toward the bedroom. “Good Morning Sir” I said softly as he was still in a light slumber. He simply rolled over and gave a slight moan as he slowly woke up. As he rolled over, I began to clean the bedroom bending over so he could get a nice view of my ass. I could tell he was enjoying the view of my ass. Knowing this I intentionally dropped some materials and bent really low to bend them up and even let my skirt ride up just slightly so that he could get a glimpse of my ass and pussy. After a few minutes I had finished cleaning the area but before I could leave the room he called me. “I have something I would like you to clean” I looked confused and stepped closer and as I did he yanked back the covers and I saw his big thick bulging cock at full attention. “I would like you to thoroughly clean that. Do you think you can do that?” I walked to the bed and jumped on and as I laid him down I began to suck his big juicy cock. It tasted wonderful and I took it deep down my throat swirling my tongue around his huge meat stick. As he moaned and groaned he pulled off my maid outfit and began to rub my tits and nipples. We began to 69 as I lowered my wet pussy onto his face as he held my ass with his hands while I continued to suck his cock in a passionate manner. I took him deep slow and then fast as he began to twirl his tongue into my wet twat. It was pure wonder. He knew how to eat pussy. He spread my lips and began to dig his tongue deeper into my cunt hole. He flicked his tongue on my clit several times before gently nibbling it as I got as much of his thick cock down my throat as I could. Getting wetter by the moment I sucked his cock slurping up his pre-cum. As I raised myself from him I turned around to straddle him. “Fuck me baby. Give me that great big cock of yours baby. Fuck me.” I sat facing him my tits bouncing in his face. I took my hand and placed it on his cock and slid it into my wet slit. It felt wonderful. My pussy was so tight and his cock seemed to hit just the right spots in the walls of my twat. Once inside me he thrust once getting me firmly in before going at a faster pace. My breasts bounced up and down as he held my hips and ass with one hand and grabbed my tits with his other. He grunted and thrust deeper and harder into me still holding my breasts. He continued to fuck me hard and passionately for several hours. We switched positions and each feeling was the same pleasure with a different twist. After a session in doggie he pulled out of me and I collapsed on his bed and he pulled me close to his chest and we fell asleep together holding one another.
