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Phone Sex Candee

All the naughty boys know where to get their Candee. They know when they come to me they will only get the best phone fucking ever. I will fill your ears to the max of ultra trash talk you could imagine. Pure filth and raunchy role-plays will leave you wanting more. The teens on this site fear me and the others want to be me but as you know there’s only one Candee! I dare you to come knock on my door and beg for some of my treats!

Candee

Lets play dressup!

As a little girl I loved to play dressup, and not much has changed! Every Halloween I get all dressed up, and this year is no exception…..went out and got this sweet little getup at the fetish store….hows that for a naughty nurse? Anyone for medical play today? Or how about just a routine checkup? Maybe youre a dirty boy in need of a sponge-bath? Or a REALLY dirty boy who needs an enema!

Call me today and I will honor Halloween special!

Trick…or treat! the choice is yours, Candyman!

😉 London

Graveyard fucking!

Tonight is a family tradition for my dad and I. We go to the cemetary that is 30 minutes from our house and we fuck right on top of his dead girlfriends grave. You always knew I was sick and twisted but this is something I left you in the dark about till now. Everybody has their family secrets and that is one of mine. I get daddy’s big cock right up in me tonight bending over the head stone of his former beauty queen Cynthia Lee. I hated her and I’m glad that fucking bitch is dead. Now I enjoy what she cannot! Life sucks doesn’t it?  RIP- you fucking twat!

Do you want some candy?

Everybody loves candy especially eye candy! Halloween can be extremely naughty if you’re a little devil like me. I tend to flirt with guys with masks on at Halloween Parties. I love the unknown and think about what they look like underneath their costume. That’s why I love phone sex. Two strangers on the phone, engaging in a steamy conversation, making each other so incredibly hot that the phone literally melts! I do have a couple parties to attend tonight. I hope that will be you behind the mask and hopefully things can develop into much more than a naughty conversation. Would you like some of my candy?

Madame Joanne

1-866-477-1047

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Milf’s love Halloween too

All of those young, mischievious boys running around the streets? Everyone in costume, so whos to know how old ANYONE really is?? Its the perfect excuse to be as wild as I wish! I have been know to prowl the streets with my husband lurking in the shadows… Dressed in his priest robe[I know, how appropriate, right??] and  jerking it as I seduce young, unsuspecting cocks…behind this bush, that tree..maybe lure a few at a time into the Jeep….

Then, after all of the younger ones are off to bed, its off to the college town for Sammie!!

This one my Hubby loves!!! He can blend in with the crowd, and watch as I seduce all of those huge , horny stiff dicks, usually 3 or 4 at a time…cuz they KNOW they  may never get another opportunity like this!!

So, tonight I am dressing up as my favorite sexual position…Reverse Cowgirl… I will be wearing my hat  backwards! lol!!

Any other suggestions? Call me and let me hear them.. who kows, I may be in a bar in YOUR town!;)

Halloween Roll In The Hay…

It was Halloween night. A hayride was planned. Just for us. What fun. A ride around dark and scary farmland, woods and fields in a tractor pulled hay wagon full of hay…and us.  Not much to do in the country on Halloween, ya know? We got in the back of a huge haywagon, and  managed to settle in. But, not for long.

We took off into the dark Halloween night, laughing, kissing, we were bored and ready for anything.  The Halloween hayride started off simply enough. The tractor and driver drove us through empty fields and farmland. Then, we entered a road through the woods. All gasped and huddled closer together. It was very dark. I mean midnight black. Blacker than black. The tractor driver suddenly shined a huge bright spotlight that seemed to come from no where on us! He yelled that he was just making sure no “hanky panky” was going on back there and we  laughed. It did shock us a bit but, he cut the light off and proceeded to drive. On we went, through the woods. In a while, we were both relaxed and enjoying ourselves.

I  fetch a blanket for us to cover up with. He’s undressing, as am I, and we are going at it….sticky, sweaty and sexy as hell….he is deep inside of me, thrusting with force…fanfuckingtastic. I cum before he does, and I am hoping he can sustain…he does and keeps going for a long while….my legs anchored around his neck, each thrust shaking the wagon,and a pumpkin fell off the side. our eyes locked, intensely focused on each other…he explodes in a glorious orgasm that sends him into collapse on top of me. I just wanted him to lay there, on me, indefinitely. There is simply nothing like being under him, having him wrapped around me. We didnt stay like that for long for fear the driver would shine that light on us again. But, actually niether one of us really cared at that moment who saw us.

I barely have time to recover before he has a hand between my legs…my refractory period is a bit longer today, but the way he touches me…I cannot say no. I never will. I savor the strokes of his hand…the flick of my clit with his fingers…the gentle slap between my legs that sends me over the moon for him. His instincts in how to please me are remarkable…..I cum in a huge wave that requires a long recovery for me. It wears me out.

We both hurry to get our clothes back on, then cuddle together for the ride back to where we started. This has been the best Halloween ever. I am so satisfied. Actually some of the best sex ever. And even more exciting is the fact that someone may have been watching. THAT makes me cum harder than usual. Maybe next year we will make it more public, hehehe.

Happy Halloween  and for some great Halloween sex, give me a call babe: 1-866-794-8175

XOXOXOXOX

PATSY

Trick or Treat!

I come to class wearing a blouse, skirt, black stockings, and heels…during class I constantly cross and uncross my long luscious legs and catch you sneaking down blouse peaks…after all other students have left, I unbutton aother button on my blouse then ask as I look at the bulge in your slacks if you enjoy what I am choosing to show and I walk out the door saying I will see you tomorrow.

On Thursday I dress very similar to the day before only I am wearing red stockings…again all during class I cross and uncross my legs…after the other students leave I undo 2 more buttons showing you glimpses of my lacey bra I stand, reach under my skirt and remove my wet panties as I walk past you to leave, I hand you my panties, and you put them to your nose and sniff them then lick them.

 On Friday , once again I cross and uncross my white stockinged legs …the other students leave, as I stand I tell you that today I am not wearing a bra or panties and that I have left a wet spot in my chair. I watch you as you walk over bend and lick the wetness I left behind. I then leave.

On Saturday about 11:00 pm, I knock on your door…wearing a “school girl uniform”. Trick or treat i say. You ask me in and to have a seat…you offerme something to drink and as you go to the kitchen to get it, I undo my blouse and am removing it as you walk back into the room and I tell you I wanted to offer to let you lick my ass n pussy rather than just my panties and I then drop my skirt. I can tell your lips don’t know where to start on my gorgeous n sexy body, but then you kneel down as I begin to spread my yummy thighs and you dive into my inviting pussy….you confess that you have been thinking about me and that you think of me as a Mature I’d Love to Eat!!!! And I tell you that I am giving you all night to do as you wish to me…you tell me you  want to caress kiss n lick my ass, eat n fuck my pussy, nibble suck n fuck my exquisite tities, and you then want to fuck your mouth!

Mmmmmm, I’m glad he went for the treat rather than the trick!!

Happy Halloween! Call and take advantage of your naughty schoolgirl all Halloween day, and I’ll give you 5 free minutes to play/

Ride a Cowboy

The Jagged Horseshoe was packed as it usually was on Halloween night, with almost everyone dressed as a cowboy or cowgirl, and even though most of them were city cowboys, they really tried to look and act the part of a real cowhand. The tell tale give away that most of them were city slickers was the amount of white wine that was consumed, not a whole lot of beer and shots in this place! I wandered over to the bar and ordered a margarita, while over in the far corner the mechanical bull was in the process of bucking off another “cowboy”. I was watching the bull riding when up behind me I felt two large hands on my hips and a hard cock pushing against my ass, and while my natural inclination was to pull away, in the crush of bodies around us, I was powerless to move in any direction, so I tensed my body, not sure of what would happen next. I felt a hot breath on my shoulder, and then a soft male voice in my ear said, “I’ve been watching you from the moment you came in the bar, you don’t know how much you turn me on!” He continued on, “I’m as hard as blue steel, and I’ll do anything to stick it into your hot pussy, and I can see that you’re not wearing a bra, and I can feel that you’re not wearing any panties!” “I just want you to know that I’m no pervert, and I’m not bad looking either, so if you want me to leave just lean forward and I’ll be on my way, if not, and you’re as hot as I am, push back against me now!!!” My head was spinning, totally taken by surprise by this “rear” assault, but the only problem was that it also totally turned me on–big time, so I helplessly sagged back into my anonymous admirer, feeling more of his body press against mine!!!

Sucking in my breath when his right arm snaked around my body until his large hand cupped my heavy breast, I gasped and thought to myself, “My god, I can’t stand this much longer, I need to feel him in me right now!” Sensing my urgency, he intoned in my ear, “Take it easy baby, we got all night, let’s just get acquainted this way, ya know, by me feeling up your tits like this!” I felt his fingers find my nipple, and seconds later the large nub was being tweaked through my dress. “Oh Jesus,” I moaned softly, “you do that so welllllllll!!!!” He just laughed softly in her ear, and then nibbled on her shoulder, as he continued touching her, his hands now roving all over her body. “You have a terrific ass,” he whispered, between nibbles on her neck and ear. My legs were now turning to jello, but he didn’t seem to be in any hurry to move to a more private setting. As another ride was bucked from the mechanical bull, he whispered, “Follow me, now,” while taking my hand and pulling me through the mass of humanity towards the rest rooms. As we inched our way along, I could only see the back side of my paramour, but I definitely liked what I could see as he wore a long sleeve cowboy shirt and tight blue Levis, with cowboy boots and a large white Stetson on his head. He looked to be over six feet, and he had a lean hard look about him that made my cunt boil with anticipation. The farther we got from the bull riding corner, the less crowded it got, until by the time they reached the outer doors of the rest rooms, it was pretty much deserted.

We locked ourselves in a stall inside the ladies room. Slowly he worked his hand up the inside of my leg, pausing every now and then to make sure I realized what he was doing. His hands were unbelievably warm and smooth, and I started to coo softly the farther along his hand went. A few more inches and his fingers were butting up against my damp crotch, or I should say dripping crotch. I lifted my head and whispered into his ear, ” I almost had an orgasm from the fear and excitement you caused me, if you touch me, I know I’ll have one right here and now!!!” Throwing caution to the winds, he let his fingers roam all over my drooling pussy, until finally coming to rest on my hard little clit. Flicking it gently, he felt my body tense up, and then shake quietly, while a brutal climax ripped through my dripping vagina, leaving me a total wreck!!!

Just then the ladies room door opened and a few giggly girls came in. Once they locked theirselves in a stall, we hurriedly made our way out of there. While he went to the bar, I snuck out the door, and drove home. I still regret not fucking him. Feeling his hard cock in me. I am going back that bar this Halloween night, and if I run into him again, there will be no regrets. I will ride him like a cowboy should be ridden, fast and hard!!

Let’s doll you up for Halloween!

  To all my panty prancers and sissy’s!! Its almost Halloween! Now is your chance to dress up in the most outrageous outfits and panties. Get on-line go to stores and feel good about searching for the perfect outfit. It’s Halloween and no one will make you feel bad. I wanna know what you have in mind tell me your ideas. How do you feel when wearing all those soft silky outfits, panties,bras,stockings and teddies. You like makeup? let me know how you put your makeup on or I’ll tell you how. Need ideas? CALL ME and we can have a blast!! I can show you step by step dress up ideas. Lets exaggerate your sissy fantasy. I can help with your costume too! Halloween is one of my favorite times of the year. Lets make your clitty feel mmm mmm GOOD!!!

I WANT SOME CANDY COATED COCK!

Well it’s almost that time of year when people get dressed up and pretend to be something that they aren’t without anybody judging and then they just eat tons and tons of candy.  Well those of you who know me and know just how nasty I can get…..know that I have a thing for candy.  Yup I have a sweet tooth.  Candy is my fave thing and maybe cause alot of candy is hard and it requires alot of licking and sucking which if my total fave and it oh so reminds me so much of a nice hard throbbing cock going in and out of my mouth.  Well every year for the past two years I have working at the Halloween Festival every year.  This year I lucked up and got the candy detail with this really hot guy.  Well while making cotton candy and making sure to get that nice sticky stuff all overthose hard apples.  We started fooling around one night after the festival had ended and someone how alot of the coating for the candy apples ended up on his cock while we were fooling around.  So I had no choice but to drop to my knees and get if off.  Yummy what can I say between the cock and the candy my two fave things I didn’t know which one was making me happier.  All I can say is you know that you wanna give that cock of yours to his totally hot babe.  So bring it on and I will find somehting sweet to dip it in so that I can have my TREAT a nice hard Candy Coated Cock!!!!!