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Sweet as “Candee” but oh so naughty!

Well, are you ready to take a trip to the wild side? I know I am! I’m Candee and yes I can be sweet, but I pefer being very naughty. It’s allot more fun don’t you think?  LOL

I’m into all types of kink. I love golden shower & scat play fantasies. Let me show you what a dirty girl is really like! Nothing is to outlandish for me!

I get soaking wet when I do k-9 fantasies too! There is nothing that can probe a pussy hole like a dog’s tongue! And don’t forget about doggie style. What I mean is I love getting fucked by a huge dog. It makes my toes curl and howl at the moon! LOL

Age play has a certain place in my pussy too. I love playing with very young hard cocks or silky smooth little pussies. It seems the younger the meat the sweeter the taste. LOL

I will engage in an anything goes phone sex call with no abandon. There is nothing I mean nothing that’s off limits to me.

So, get your cock out and grab your phone! It’s time for some “Candee” right now!

Candee

1-866-949-9738

GOLDEN SHOWERS TURN ME ON

There is nothing I love more than to have a man give me a golden shower and then give me a nice bath to clean it all off.  I am one hell of a freaking married milf.  My husband travels for business and I can not help it if I have to please my needs.  I have even fucked our neighbors dog I get so horny.


My favorite thing this week is golden showers.  I had a man from craigslist come over and fuck me.  He urinated all over my body when he was done and then we both took a nice relaxing bath together…which just turned into us fucking again.


I would love for you to piss all over me.  IT really really turns me on and I would love to turn you on as well.

Vote for me, give me the vote code and lets get you some free call time with me… I love nothing more than giving you what you want!

HE LOVES MY STICKY CREAM…

So you think my ass is perfect and you just love the way it feels in your mouth and you love licking it and worshipping it. And you told me you would do anything to make me your muse!! well guess what i am so fucking willing to be your hot little nymph i will give you whatever you want and we can share all that you want and so much more. Let me be your nasty dirty cunt i’m so ready to give you all my wet hot sticky cream all over your face i just love sitting on your face and feeling your hot mouth all over my pussy.. You know how fucking hot our call was so cum give me more and let me make you squirt all over again really really hard!!!

Open wide toilet slut!

What is more humiliating than being a personal toilet slave?  The ultimate humiliation is what you deserve, right?  I mean you are the ultimate prince of pathetic.  Its only fitting that you should just open your worthless mouth up nice and wide and drink and eat all of my tasty treats.  Goddess piss and shit tastes like heaven to a slut like you, doesn’t it?

You should consider yourself lucky to even have the privilege of the honor of tasting my droppings.  You are really not even worthy of that.

By the way, not only are you my toilet but I am depending on you to be my toilet paper too, so get to licking me all clean now! 

THE ULTIMATE FUCKING FANTASY!!!

Yes what you see is what you get when you call on a hot sensual creature like myself. I always make sure to give you that one thing you desire which is total and complete fucking satisfaction! So, when you are having trouble finding a real nasty girl that loves to fuck and be fucked and one that is willing to please and tease your manhood and take you to heights that you have never reached before look no further than here to me. We can explore every thing imaginable nothing is off limits and shit lets make up a whole bunch of new dirty twisted things to do. Come feel my extreme warmth all over your big hard cock and hold on real tight while I bathe your body with my hot tongue!! I know you will be excited to feel my warm wetness all over your mouth tasting me and swallowing all my sweet juices. Enough talking cum to me now and lets start our journey to complete fucking!

The Fetish: Freakish or Fine?

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People often use the word fetish as a label for any sort of sexual practice or interest that deviates from the norm, but how many of us actually know what it means? Fetishism refers to an intense fixation on a particular object—basically, the belief that certain objects overpower the individual. The most commonly known types of fetishes are sexual in nature. A sexual fetish requires a particular item’s presence for sexual arousal. Below is a list of some of the more, shall we say, interesting types of fetishes that exist.

Emetophilia
Becoming sexually aroused by vomit. People with this fetish may find themselves lurking near frat houses on Fridays around 3 a.m.

Diaper Fetishism
A strong inclination toward wearing diapers. Whether or not the diaper fetishist uses the diaper for its intended purpose is a matter of preference.

Coprolalia
Being turned-on by someone using profanity. Fuck. Shit. Ass. Do you want me now?

Blood Fetish
The belief that blood has supernatural qualities. Angelina Jolie once wore a vial of her then-husband Billy Bob Thorton’s blood around her neck. Dracula or fetishist? You decide.

Robot Fetishism
Also called “technosexuality,” it refers to a sexual attraction to robots or humans dressed as robots. I bet Vicki from the TV show Small Wonder got a lot of fan mail from these fetishists.

Agalmatophilia
Similar to robot fetishism, it involves sexual arousal from mannequins or statues. This makes me think of Kim Cattrall in the movie Mannequin in a very different way.

Somnophilia
Somnophiliacs get their jollies from watching people sleep. Perhaps the makers of Ambien and Lunesta need to rethink who they’re targeting with their marketing campaigns.

Satin Fetishism
Arousal from the look or feel of satin, by either wearing it or seeing it. Watch out for the creepy person in the corner of a fabric store lovingly fingering the reems of satin and inhaling their aroma.

Doraphilia
Sexual excitement from leather, skin, or fur. This seems kind of tame in the world of fetishes, like something the ladies of Real Housewives of Orange County might have if they had a fetish.

Urolagnia
Finding urine or the act of urinating sexually pleasing. Golden showers, an act derived from urolagnia and demonstrated in a few controversial videos involving R. Kelly, refers to peeing on someone or being peed on for sexual pleasure.

Cross-Eyed Fetish
Not sure what the scientific name for this fetish is, but this is good news for Dannielynn Birkhead, Anna Nicole Smith’s cross-eyed offspring.

Dendrophilia
This is a sexual attraction to trees and probably explains why a select few tree huggers take it a few steps further and become tree humpers.

Garment Fetishism
The eroticism of articles of clothing or uniforms. No wonder we see so many naughty nurses, slutty secretaries, and mischievous milk maidens wandering around every Halloween.

Pictophilia
Sexual excitement from pictures or videos of sex. People like watching sex? Now there’s a shocker.

Pyrophilia
One aspect of this fetish involves deriving pleasure from intercourse with a burning corpse. I have no idea how this would work, but it seems like there might be some serious logistical issues, not to mention medical dangers.

Retifism
Having sexual feelings toward shoes, feet, heels. So that’s why Carrie Bradshaw had all those Manolos.

Taphephilia
Being buried alive as a way to get off. That better be one good orgasm.

Archnephilia

Sexual attraction to spiders. These fetishists are typically big fans of the Grandaddy Longlegs species.

This is just a sampling of some of the fetishes in the world but there are thousands—maybe even millions—more, which made me wonder if the people who don’t have fetishes are really the ones with the so-called dysfunction.

But no matter what your fetish, if you can find someone to share it with and it doesn’t negatively interfere with your everyday life, I say let your fetish flag fly. Based on the ten million Web sites that come up when you type “fetish” into Google, I’m guessing that finding a partner in crime will be no problem.

Married Mommy with More!!

I know you want to bury your face or cock deep into these tits!  Who wouldn’t? I am a 32 year old married HOT mom of one!  What would be better than that?  My husband has no idea I do this on the side while he is at work and I love the thought of being oh so naughty!  I am very very kinky and want to please you in the way you need to be pleased!  I am a stay at home mom so you can call me anytime during the day while he is at work!

I love calls that involve rape, incest, strap on play, golden showers, group sex, gang bangs, and my most favorite is k-9!!  Yes, you read that right dogs!  They get stuck inside me after they cum and it is one of the hottest things I have ever done!
I bet you are married as well and we both know that once the “honeymoon” is over, so is the sex life. Well, my husband is missing out.  He works so much and has no idea that I am in my prime!  I want to fuck everything and anything that comes in my way.  He spends so much time at work he has no fucking clue how I am wanting it so much.  By the time he comes home late and night.  He is so tired and does not want to fuck,….and I have masturbated so much on the phone or fucked the neighbor that he has no clue.
I am one dirty ass mom and would love to take care of you!

I need a daddy! Soon too!

I don’t know what it is about being a naughty little girl but I so love to please men and have them spank me and make me call them daddy.  I love a good ol’ fashion spanking when I do not obey my daddy and have me forced to please him in a way only I can please him.

Do you want to spank me daddy?  Do you want me to be forced to my knee’s by my hair and suck on that big hard cock of yours?  Slap me across the face daddy if my teeth glide at all over your shaft?  Make me gag hard on your cock daddy?  Force me hard down on it by my hair!

I want to be your super spanking slut.  I want you to do naughty things with me daddy, anything you want to do to me!  I love to be your submissive little whore and am willing to take a nice warm shower of your piss if desired!  I just want to please my daddy!

A Hot Short Story From One Of My Favorite Callers

 Candee was sitting on her porch, masturbating, thinking all kinds of nasty thoughts about what she wanted to do with Ken the next time his wife left. Thoughts of pure filth danced in her head as she fingered her wet cunt. She thought about letting Ken use her as his fuck toy for the afternoon, and the more she thought about what he would do with her, the wetter her cunt got. He liked to get as sinfully deviant as she did, and there were no limits when it came to their having sex.

Candee heard a door shut and looked up to see Ken’s wife leaving the house. She was headed for work and that’s exactly what Candee was waiting for. No sooner did her car disappear down the road, Candee got up and walked over to Ken’s house. She was dressed so Ken would have easy access to all her sex organs. She wore a micro mini-skirt, no panties or bra, and a sleeveless blouse that showed lots of cleavage. She could feel her wet cunt leaking pussy juice down the insides of her thighs as she made her way onto his porch.

Ken was waiting. Like Candee, he was all worked up with dirty thoughts about Candee. He was so glad his wife was gone so he could indulge himself in a woman who was as kinky and taboo as he was. His wife would have nothing to do with the kinky side of Ken’s sexual desires and it made him wish he had married a slut. But he had only recently discovered the extreme side of his sexual nature. That discovery left him wanting a woman willing to indulge in pure filth. Candee was that woman.

Ken opened the door before Candee had a chance to knock, and without either saying a word, they planted their mouths on each other and began swapping tongues right in the doorway. Their breathing grew heavy as Candee pressed herself against Ken, feeling his rock hard boner pressed against her.

While French kissing hungrily, Ken put one hand on Candee’s round ass and began to squeeze and knead her ass cheeks. His other hand was between her legs, his fingers quickly finding their way to Candee’s wet cunt lips. Ken moaned when he discovered just how wet Candee’s cunt was. Two fingers slipped easily into Candee’s cunt and began to probe every inch of her pink, wet hole.

“I’ll give you an hour to stop that,” Candee whispered, panting. Her pussy juice began to leak over Ken’s fingers, trickling down over his wrist. Ken increased the speed of his fingers and began to finger-fuck Candee while their mouths were still locked in a French kiss. Candee’s breathing grew very heavy, and they could hear the sloshing sounds of her pussy juice as Ken continued to finger her. Then suddenly, without warning, her cunt began to slobber it’s juice. Cunt juice began to run down Ken’s forearms and her legs in little rivers. And all Ken did was increase the speed of his finger-fucking. With that, Candee’s cunt exploded, spraying and squirting cunt juice everywhere. Her juice soaked her legs all the way down to her feet. Ken’s hand and arm and the front of his clothes was soaked with her juice. And this was just the beginning of several hours of intense and nasty sex play for them. This was just their way of saying “hi.”

They still hadn’t spoken more than Candee’s few words. Ken took Candee’s hand and pulled her over to the couch and had her sit on his lap. Candee put her arms around Ken’s neck while his hand played gently with her cunt lips.

“I want to French kiss you some more,” Ken said, “but this time with something special in our mouths. Candee smiled. Ken didn’t have to say anything more. Without prompting, Candee oozed a turd onto Ken’s thighs, picked it up, and stuck it halfway into her mouth. Ken put his mouth around the other end of her turd. They sat there for a few seconds, staring into each other’s eyes while holding an end of Candee’s turd in their mouths. Then, slowly, their mouths slid across the turd toward each other. And when their lips met, they opened their mouths and began swirling Candee’s shit with their tongues. The pure filth of what they were doing was a total turn on for them.

They sat there for a long time, French kissing with Candee’s shit in their mouths. Turd juice and saliva ran down their chins as their kiss grew ever more intense and sloppy. They would rub their faces together, smearing her nasty shit all around, then lick it off each other, then resume their sloppy, shitty kiss.

After a long bout of shitty French kissing, Ken asked, “Do you have more shit for me?”

“I have as much shit as you want. I’ve been saving my shit for this since yesterday,” Candee replied in a hot voice.

Ken had Candee stand up between his legs, facing away, so he had a nice view of her ass. “Give me a turd, Candee. I need a long, hard one for what I’m going to do to you.”

Candee obliged. Ken watched Candee’s brown puckered shithole begin to slowly open before his eyes. He watched as the tip of her turd peeked out from her widening asshole. Candee squeezed her anal muscles and slowly oozed a foot long solid piece of shit into Ken’s hands.

“Perfect!” Ken exclaimed, holding Candee’s brown turd in his hands. “I want you to sit on my dick with your asshole. Sit on it until it’s as far up your ass as it will go.”

Candee held the tip of Ken’s boner at the rim of her asshole, then pushed down until she felt his hard dick sticking deep into her shit-lubricated asshole. Once Candee’s asshole held all of Ken’s shaft, Ken reached around and put the tip of Candee’s turd between her cunt lips.

“You ready, baby?” he asked.

“Oh, fuck yes,” Candee said in a voice filled with anticipation.

“Here goes,” Ken said. And with that, he slowly pushed Candee’s turd into her wet cunt. Candee moaned in delight. She had Ken’s boner stuck up her ass while he slowly pushed her turd deep into her cunt. She looked down and watched as Ken slowly pulled the turd out of her cunt.

“That’s so fucking nasty,” she squealed. “Do it some more. Fuck me with my turd. Shove that piece of shit back into my cunt and fuck me with it. Fuck my cunt with my shit Ken. Fuck my cunt with my shit.”

Ken did just that. He sat there, his dick stuck up Candee’s butt, and masturbated her cunt with her log of shit. Candee’s cunt began to leak cunt juice over her turd almost immediately. Candee had a great view of the turd moving in and out of her cunt while more and more of her cunt juice spewed over her turd. Her turd glistened with pussy juice, and shitty cunt juice dripped off her ass cheeks onto the floor. The sight of it all took Candee into the first of back to back orgasms. Her cunt erupted, squirting enormous amounts of chocolate colored juice in every direction. Pieces of shit splattered her thighs.

“Ah fuck,” Candee yelled, looking at the nasty sexy mess of cunt juice, turd juice, and shit. “I want to 69 with you! I want to put that shit in my mouth and 69 you with my shitty mouth while you eat my shit-filled cunt! I want to cum all over your face with my shit and cunt juice while you shoot your cum in my shitty mouth!” Candee was getting as hot as she could every remember getting.

They got into the 69 position and began to eat each other out like there was no tomorrow. Candee stuck a piece of shit in her mouth and began to suck Ken’s boner while he ate away at her shit-filled cunt. His tongue burrowed deep into her cunt hole, licking and scooping the shit out of her cunt. Cunt juice began to mix with her shit juice, and Ken licked up every drop. He ate and lapped away at Candee’s dirty, shitty cunt, wishing they could do this every day.

Brown shit juice drooled out of Candee’s mouth as she mouth-fucked Ken’s meat. The squishing sounds of two people eating each other with shit filled the air. They moaned and groaned as they lay there, locked in their shitty 69, losing themselves in the pure nastiness of the moment.

The timing of their orgasms couldn’t have been more perfect. Just as Candee’s cunt unleashed a shower of shit and cunt juice into Ken’s mouth, Ken’s dick shot load after load of creamy dick cum into Candee’s shitty mouth. Cum and turd juice ran down Ken’s shaft, and Candee greedily licked up and down and all around, savoring every drop of the juicy mess. And Ken licked busily all around Candee’s cunt, her ass cheeks, and inner thighs, using his tongue to scoop all of Candee’s nasty shit and cunt juice into his mouth.

To be continued….

 

Scat Phone Sex

Some girls say no to shit and piss but not me! I love when guys call me and want to be my human toliet. I’d love to take a big shit right in your mouth and you can wash it down with my nice, warm pee. We can take turns taking shits and cleaning our asses out. Scat phone sex is so much fun because I love surprising you with my big turds and farts. Guys think I wouldn’t have much to offer because I’m so petite but let me tell you, I take really big shits and make really smelly farts. Scat phone sex is so much fun with me because I’m totally open and will get really nasty.