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Come To Mommy

Are you looking for the perfect woman? Do you need someone to spend a night on the town with? Look no further gentlemen. I am the phone sex babe you’ve been dreaming of, the companion you desire and the woman that will make all others pale in comparison. I would love nothing more than to have a nice romantic dinner with you and then take a nice slow walk enjoying the night life.

 Maybe you need a date to the company party? I would be honored to go with you. Maybe you just need someone to talk to and spend time with you. I love to have a long intelligent conversation over drinks or just cuddle by the pool.

 My services guarantee total satisfaction and you’ll be calling me back in no time flat!


Mr. Pink Panties Enjoy

We lived on farm growing up in the Midwest. We had a lot of land thus we had a lot of upkeep. If you could grow it we did (or at least tried) and we had all of your typical farm animals. With a large family like ours its easy to say our parents couldn’t keep their hands off each other which is further exasperated when you consider it was decades before true birth control. I remember walking in on my parents fucking hardcore one night and just being enthralled. This was when I knew sex would be fun and that I would love men. Daddy had Mommy in doggie and he was really giving it to her, pulling her hair and slapping her ass as she moaned and begged for more. From that moment on we were pretty sexually open as a family. My parents saw no need to conceal and hide what we already knew so it was common to walk in on them and then discuss what was occurring.

Late one fall when I was about twelve I had come home from school and the house was empty. This wasn’t uncommon as there were many outside chores that needed doing. I walked out to the backyard and came up on the stables which were closest to the house. I opened the door and was slightly surprised to see my brother Pinky setting on a crate. What was he doing just sitting there? As I went to investigate further I found the family secret. To my amazement awe, horror and surprise my mother was in the stall squatting and she had on no clothes having tossed her apron aside. What was more she was in the middle of sucking off our new pony Jesper. Though he wasn’t fully grown he still had a nice size cock and here my Mom was taking him deep and hard into her mouth as Pinky watched clearly entertained. She licked all the thick pre-cum from his head and then continued to swallow as much horse meat as she could, gagging occasionally. She went faster and deeper with no shame what so ever and even fondled his balls. If I hadn’t known any better I’d say she hadn’t sucked a cock in months and was desperate and needy. She sucked deeper and harder till the pony let out a noise and reared back and we knew he was going to explode and boy did he have a big load. Cum shot in every direction and when he had finished my Mother was covered and smiling happily. “Welcome in on the family secret Trudy”

Oh the things I’ve learned though out my years….

I’ve learned a few things through my years of fucking around. Every experience has taught me something new. Here is my Top Ten List of things I have learned:

10. Size does matter!!! If you’re looking for a good butt slammin’ fuck, the bigger the better. There’s nothing like feeling the tip of a rock hard dick pounding against your belly button from the inside!!! However, if you are looking for pure comic entertainment you can’t beat (literally), a teeny weeny. They say laughter is the best medicine and a puny pecker is like a double dose of fine brandy!!! I just can’t explain the pleasure of watching some big wheel standing there with his John Thomas nipped between his fingers and rubbing it like he’s rolling a booger while I get nailed by a ten inch bowel buster!!! LOL… LOL… LOL

9. If 1 is good 2 is better and 3 is still not enough. Having my pussy stretched is pure pleasure. Having my face fucked is bliss. Feeling my ass plundered is absolute joy, but having all three stuffed at once is the ultimate in orgiastic pleasure. Especially if some poor schmuck of a diddle dick is forced to watch!!!

8. A musky pussy is the best perfume a woman can wear. Don’t spiff it up with powders and douches. Young or old, men love to bury their face in a thick musky cunt and scrub their face back and forth. There’s a reason they call a moustache a flavor saver.

7. Titties that have suffered the effects of gravity wrap around a stiff dick real nice. They also jiggle and bounce and swing and sway oh so nice!!!

6. Stinky old ladies panties attract mother-fuckers like flies. On your ass or in the hamper there’s always some sissy little pervo that wants to scratch and sniff!!!

5. The bigger the cock stuffed into your mouth the more cum will shoot out of your nose.

4. If a man strokes his cock the same way all the time it will develop a curve. Talk to a masturbatrix like me to avoid this DEFORMITY.

3. There is no shame in having a turd drop out after a 12 inch cock is popped from your poop chute! I’ve taken some massive pricks up the back door and I’ve slammed a foot or so of latex into a few “man”ginas and there is always something that chases it out. It just comes slipping and sliding down that will well lubed butthole. Let’s face it… SHIT HAPPENS!

2. Husbands are only jealous of their wives fucking a big black cock when they don’t share or at least let them watch!

1. If a baby can shoot out your cunt a fist can be jammed in! I know from experience!!!

Keeping in the family…

My grand-kids and I had just finished dinner when my son-in-law called. “Patrice, do me a favor. When you give the kids their bath make sure you bathe with them, act as a guide. It works like a charm. I’ll even stay on the phone and help out.” It was settled from that point forward. I got my pre-teen grand kids Emily and Johnny and lead them to the bathroom and had them undress. As they stripped and showed their cute young bodies, I slowly took off my clothes until I stood nude before them. “Alright everyone is naked” I tells my son-in- law and he just moans. From that point instinct takes over. As soon as they get in the tub I begin to rub my breasts and tell them to show me how their Mom does things at home. Instantly Emily begins to wash Johnny carefully massaging his dick getting it nice and hard while he massages her developing breasts. My son-in-law just started jacking off on the phone as I joined in on the fray licking out Emily’s sweet pussy as she started to suck her bro off. “Come join us Grandma Patrice, Mom does.” That was good enough for me as I jumped into the large tub fondling Emily’s cunt with one hand while rubbing Johnny’s balls with my other. My son-in-law hung up soon after and I told him to just cum in when he arrived. “Grandma Mom usually helps Johnny guide himself into my pussy. I smiled my nipples nice and hard and my pussy moist. I took Johnny’s cock in my hand and lubed it up spitting on it and taking it down my throat a few times just for good measure. When he was lubed and hard I rubbed Emily’s cute lips and before long I had no trouble getting two fingers inside. I had Emily get in doggie style as I took Johnny’s cock and carefully guided it in his tight pre-teen sister. Since he was a pre-teen himself I held her hips and helped guide him so he could thrust deeper inside her. Just as Johnny began to develop a rhythm, their Dad entered the room already nude and at full attention. I knew what my job was and frankly as wet as I was I was happy to cum help. I got on my knees and took my cock in his mouth as he watched his children pleasure one another. Pretty soon all four of us were fucking like wild animals and boy did their Dadfeel good. His cock was just the right size and he knew just how to tickle my clit. The kids watched eagerly and pretty soon we had them so excited they exploded into one another with Johnny dumping his load in Emily while her tiny cunt squirted with joy. That was all my son-in-law needed and soon he too was sending jets of cum into my pussy. We all sat in delight for several more minutes exchanging fluids before Dad left and the kids finished their bath with a smile. Who knows what adventure tomorrow will bring us?

Family Fun

It was time for our annual ladies get away. We had to allow Ethan to come because he is just one year old and my daughter Pam couldn’t get a sitter. It worked out though and we had loads of family fun and bonding. There was one particular night when Pam was breast feeding Ethan and his sister Leah was at the kitchen table. Pam was topless while Ethan sucked one nipple and I pumped the other nipple causing hot milk to squirt onto my nipples. I motioned for Leah to com over to the sofa as I spread my legs she licks my pussy like only she can. Mom finishes breast feeding and passes him to me so I can burp him and he can suck the milk off my nipples. As soon as he finishes that I pass him back to Mom so she can suck his pervy cock. It’s so nice to see how well she sucks him off. He just giggles and Leah looks up from eating my pussy. “Granny I want to make him laugh” She moves from my pussy as Mom holds her brother while she tickles his pervy cock with her lips. Ethan just giggles and Pam just moans as I hit her clit….

“Granny look how happy he is” Leah exclaims. She has no idea…..we are one happy family.

The grandkids….

I have been craving the Pieter paddler of the running of my grand kids. I just love when they run my house with nothing on there bodies. I don’t think I am the only one that feels that way. It makes my pussy all nice and hot. When I catch one of there bodies I put my hand between there legs and rub my hand on my grand daughters nice pink pussy.  Gosh it feels so bald and clean, I sit her on my lap and rub her chest. She would start to rub my nipples and get them all nice and hard. She pulled the one out and started to suck it. OMG it felt so good. Then I took the other one out and told her to suck both. I then pull up my skirt as I had no panties.  I told her I have juices between my legs she can suck on.  She went down on grandma at 8 years old and licked and sucked my pussy.Wont you share with we more bout my grand kids…you know  Iam nasty old grandma who will do anything to get you off!!!!

GILF (Grandma I’d like to fuck) Phonesex is so nasty because I really don’t have a care in the world and I have done most everything. Test my limits baby, see if you can take me some where new.

Sharing the stories about the Grand kids

So, one day I had a caller who was telling me how he and his daughter would have sex when she was a little girl. Now that she is older and grown and has kids of her own she is teaching them what her and her daddy use to do. So, one day when they were doing the diaper change for the little grand child. The little boy started to cry. The grandpa started to rub his little pee pee and he the little child started to smile. Then they put the child on the floor and let the child suck on the head of the cock like a nice pacifier.  The mother called in the grand daughter and said look what grand dad is doing to your brother. Why don’t you suck on his.  She said good idea.  Sothe got the little boy nice and hard. The grand dads cock was so hard he was bout to cum and shot his load into the little childs mouth and he just drank it. Like it was milk. And kept sucking the head of grand dads cock.  What family fun they all had.

Granny does it all!

I’m an old whore who just doesn’t care about being a proper lady. I had my fair share of men and relationships and now this old bag wants a big meat stick poking in and out of my pussy. I love old cocks and young cocks. I especially love my 16 year old grandson beautiful dick. He loves to fuck his granny and boy does he do a good job. I really am in aww of his cock, it’s shaped so perfect with a big mushroom head that oozes out hot, pre-cum. In all my years I haven’t seen more of a perfect cock than my grandsons.

I love taking it up the ass and I really have no boundaries. I have been doing phone sex for many years and I never get tired of it and I always satisfy all my gentlemen callers. If you’re ready for an old broad like me who loves to have unrestricted phone sex, give me a call baby!

Granny Trudy Specialties

FAMILY FUN, GLORY HOLES, NASTY ROLE-PLAYS, ANAL PLAY, STRAP-ON TRAINING, PISSING, SMOKING FETISH, MEDICAL PLAY, GROUP SEX, MOMMY, PANTY BOY, TOILET TRAINING, STOCKING FETISH, DOMINATION,SHAVING AND MUCH,MUCH MORE!

Boyfriends prefer blondes!!!!!

BOYFRIENDS PREFER BLONDES AND THAT IS A FACT, I KNOW IT FIRST HAND.  I WENT OUT LAST NIGHT AND FOUND A GUY WHO HAD A BRUNETTE FOR A GIRLFRIEND.  HE WENT ON AND ON ABOUT HOW BORING SHE WAS IN BED.  SHE WOULDN’T SWALLOW OR LET HIM FUCK HER IN THE ASS.  I WHISPERED IN HIS EAR THAT I COULD MAKE THAT ALL CUM TRUE FOR HIM TONIGHT!  HIS FACE LOOKED SURPRISED AS I GUIDED HIM TO AN EMPTY ROOM ABOVE THE CLUB. I SLID MY TIGHT BLACK DRESS OFF AND EXPOSED MY PERKY BREASTS TO HIM.  HE MASSAGED MY HAIR AND WORKED HIS HANDS DOWN TO MY BREASTS.  HE CUPPED THEM AND THEN BEGAN KISSING MY SOFT, TENDER LIPS.  I LOVED IT THAT I WAS STEALING HER MAN AWAY FROM HER EVEN IF IT WAS FOR ONE NIGHT.  I WAS GOING TO SHOW HIM WHAT HE WAS MISSING.   I TOOK HIS HEAD DOWN TO MY PANTIES AND MADE HIM SLIDE THEM OFF WITH HIS TEETH.  THEN I PULLED HIS PANTS DOWN AND BEGAN TO GET HIS DICK HARD FROM MY MOUTH.  I SUCKED HIS DICK SO HARD, HE WANTED TO CUM.  “DON’T YOU WANT TO FUCK MY ASS,” I ASKED.  “YES, YES, I DO!” HIS EXCITEMENT MADE MY PUSSY BEGIN TO PURRRRRRRRRR.   I SAT ON HIM BACKWARDS COWBOY AND BEGAN TO RIDE HIS HARD COCK.  HIS DICK WAS SO HARD, BUT IT SLID RIGHT INTO MY TIGHT ASS.  HE KEPT SPITTING ON MY ASS TO KEEP IT LUBRICATED.  I ROCKED BACK AND FORTH ON HIS COCK.  MY BREASTS WERE BOUNCING AND HE WAS GRABBING THEM AND SQUEEZING THEM.  “HOLY SHIT, I AM GOING TO CUM,” HE ANNOUNCED!  “CAN I CUM IN YOUR TIGHT LIL ASS,” HE QUESTIONED.  “OF COURSE BABY, SHOOT YOUR CREAM IN MY ASS AND GIVE IT TO ME ROUGH!”  HE CREAMED ALL OVER ME AND INSIDE OF ME.  WHILE I WAS GETTING DRESSED I SLIPPED HIM MY NUMBER.  I TOLD HIM TO CALL ME WHEN HE GETS BORED OF HIS FUNKY GIRLFRIEND.  HE LAUGHED AND HELD ONTO MY NUMBER LIKE IT WAS A LOTTERY TICKET!

Pantyhose Fantasy Sex with Goddess Sylvia

What will I choose? What will you be allowed to wear today? When you call I’ll pick the color, texture, waistband, toe style and crotch type that will get you off so hard! The weather is cooler today and
I’ve been in my gorgeous BellaDonna Jet Black Sheer-To-Waist Sandalfoot Silky-Soft Pantyhose (I’m not even wearing a thong) since 7:00 a.m. So you know how yummy and aromatic. My luscious Kitty (Pussy) is and OMG it’s getting saturated now! So Cum beg to touch mine, and bow/beg to put yours on too! Pantyhose Fetish Slut Boy, your gorgeous Pantyhose Goddess Sylvia is in the mood for Pantyhose Fantasy Sex. I’ll have so much personal fun while giving you exactly what you need! Get down on your fucking knees and lick
my Pantyhose covered gorgeous toes and work your way up to my hidden tasty, wet Kitty! Giggle… Get in front of me, immediately, and slide your Pantyhose against mine as your steel-hard cock rises embarrassingly to the occasion! I love Pantyhose Fantasy so much that right now, I don’t even care if you have a tiny dick, small cock, clit stick, pencil dick or a pathetic, ugly, tiny-headed baby worm one…
cuz… I just want to get off to your worship at my feet and luscious wet Kitty! Tell me-how much it turns you on to just speak of pantyhose and visualize them while I command you to Service and Worship me
in pantyhose