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One of my favorite guys wrote this for me for Christmas— he knows just what I like 😉

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and Teagan’d been naughty
Teasing the boys with her tight Southern body;
With stockings and garters and tousled blonde hair,
In hopes that some sexy men soon would be there;
The cute minx was nestled all warm in her bed;
While visions of gangbangs all danced in her head;
When out on the lawn there arose such a ruckus,
A voice calling, “We need some white ho’s to fuck us!”
Away to the window, she flew like a streak,
And parted the curtains, to take a quick peek.
This pretty blonde thing, with skin white as snow,
Was entranced by the sight that she saw down below.
An Escalade, black, with gold spinning rims,
With thug-looking Black men, ’twas packed to the brim.
The leader stepped out, wearing several gold chains,
And he whistled, and shouted to his crew by name:
“Now, Darnell! now DeShawn! now Pharaoh and Vondell!
On, Kwame! on, Clayton! on Dereece and Barrell!
There’s a white bitch in there, and she needs some Black dick!
Now get you some! get you some! get you some quick!”
And then, in a twinking, she heard at the door
The voices of three men, then five men, then more!
As she came down the stairs, shucking clothes as she went,
In came all those men, like a thing heaven-sent.
They were dressed all in Sean John, from head down to feet,
Such a fine buffet, only the choicest dark meat!
And with sex toys from Teagen’s ample supply,
The night, she was sure, would simply fly by!
And those dicks— How delicious! How stiff and how thick!
For this slut’s cock craving, these would sure do the trick!
The leader gave Teagan’s bare bottom a pinch;
His cock was a foot long, if it was an inch!
She knelt on the floor, in front of this fine man,
He asked, “Can you take it?” she said, “I sure can!”
She slurped on his balls, and then up his fat pole,
While one of his boys pressed his dick to her hole.
She moaned and she whimpered and cried aloud, too;
She knew that she’d service this whole gansta crew.
With a push of his hips, the first thrust in balls-deep,
And Teagan all but collapsed into a heap!
They told her to take it, and went straight to work,
And Teagen, she fucked and she sucked and she jerked,
And when they had all had a turn with this lass,
With cum drooling from her lips, pussy, and ass;
They went back to their car, their appetites sated,
And Teagan? She lay there and she masturbated.
And her last thought before drifting off for the night—
“Merry Christmas to me! Black dick always feels right!”

Thanks J.! What an awesome Christmas gift!