Want to fuck yourself up the ass hands free? Well all is not lost this freaky chick knows just what you need. Here we go now; so pay close attention; wouldn’t want any of you morons to miss any of the important details. First off you will need a mattress, a broom, “not the metal kind, the old wooden kind with a rounded end”, lube for the hole of course, last but not least, set a side enough time for playing with your funhole. Now take your broom and your lube into your bedroom, put the broom with the handle sticking out, do I need to point out to you morons just leave about 6 inches sticking out, between the mattress and the box spring. Now lube up your ass, bend over, and back slowly onto the broom handle. Is it in yet? Waiting…… Alright; you know the drill, back and fourth we go, that’s a good little bitch, keep on pumping it, are you feeling that wonderful feeling building up in your pucker hole yet? That’s right; faster, oooh almost there, one more, there we go. Was that as good for you as it was for me? How you may ask was it good for me? Well fuck that’s easy; just picturing one of you sad losers, bent over, fucking yourself with a broom handle gave me the best damn laugh I’ve had in days. Here, here to the joys of broom fucking and to all the sad losers that feel compelled to take it up the ass.Archive for the 'Freaky Phone Sex' Category
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Want to fuck yourself up the ass hands free? Well all is not lost this freaky chick knows just what you need. Here we go now; so pay close attention; wouldn’t want any of you morons to miss any of the important details. First off you will need a mattress, a broom, “not the metal kind, the old wooden kind with a rounded end”, lube for the hole of course, last but not least, set a side enough time for playing with your funhole. Now take your broom and your lube into your bedroom, put the broom with the handle sticking out, do I need to point out to you morons just leave about 6 inches sticking out, between the mattress and the box spring. Now lube up your ass, bend over, and back slowly onto the broom handle. Is it in yet? Waiting…… Alright; you know the drill, back and fourth we go, that’s a good little bitch, keep on pumping it, are you feeling that wonderful feeling building up in your pucker hole yet? That’s right; faster, oooh almost there, one more, there we go. Was that as good for you as it was for me? How you may ask was it good for me? Well fuck that’s easy; just picturing one of you sad losers, bent over, fucking yourself with a broom handle gave me the best damn laugh I’ve had in days. Here, here to the joys of broom fucking and to all the sad losers that feel compelled to take it up the ass.
I just have to tell you guys about my very freaky weekend. As most of you know I am away in college and have been missing my daddy VERY much. So I decided to make a special surprise trip home to see him this past weekend. Well, he was out of town, so that part of the trip was wasted.
However while there and totally horny because I couldn’t get any daddy dick I managed to discover someone else in the house totally willing to fuck me.
I know it sounds clique, but I actually found my baby brother jacking off in my panties. I have heard some many sex storys about that happening and always just laughed it off as someones fantasy. I actually walked in on him in my old bedroom with my purple satin thongs wrapped around his cock stroking. He was quite embarrassed and his face turned bright red when I walked in, but he didn’t stop stroking. Hell I didn’t even think my baby brother was old enough to get an erection yet more less actually cum.
So I walk in the room and at first I started laughing at him and making fun of him for being a dirty perv. Then I took a better glance at his cock and was actually intrigued. Baby brother has a pretty nice sized dick. Well as soon as I looked it over a bit more my pussy just started juicing. So I know me and brother are home alone and also know that daddys “keep it in the family” motto must apply to my baby brother too. Well I know it really doesnt because daddy is extremely jealous and doesn’t like to share me, but he will just have to get over it.
Anyways I walk over to my brother and drop to my knees and move his hand out of the way and just consume his entire cock down the back of my throat. He sort of did this convulsion thing and a second later his load was swooshing all over my tongue. He looked even more embarrassed that he came in less than a minute. I told him no worries that he could make it up to me. I wiggled out of my skirt and panties and laid down and began the fine art of teaching baby brother how to eat out a girl the correct way. He was a very eager student and by time he made me cum with his tongue his cock was hard again and ready for some fucking. Fucking is exactly what we did. Hard and long fucking, on and off for the entire weekend.
Poor daddy will be so disappointed when he finds out. Ohh yes he will find out because I want some DP from daddy and brother at the same time next trip home.
I believe the way to a satisfied man is a woman who has balance. Balance as in being sophisticated and educated yet has an equal dose of trashiness and sluttiness.
Today I am in the mood to pamper you. To help you relax. Work is tough, the economy sucks and your life is chaotic at best. A good orgasm is the best cure for a stressful day. So today treat yourself to a dose of me. During your lunch break instead of going to the same boring takeout joint you normally frequent, call me. If you get lucky and get home before the wife and kids do, lay back, wrap your hand around your cock and dial my number. I shall do all of the work and pamper your cock to a fucktabulous orgasm, just like it deserves. Your mind, soul and cock will each enjoy my soft sensual voice.
My sister, Brittney www.theklassykat.com/brittney came over tonight with her sexy date. She is so sexy and very hot! I’m sure you guys would love to have a taste of her as well!! We are very close so we love to share everything!!
So all 3 of us were watching this BORING movie. We decided to switch the channel and landed on a steamy porno. YUMMY! My sister and I looked at each other knowing what we needed to do. We were both thinking the same thing. I started to rub on his semi-erect penis while he looked at me. The look on his face was just priceless when he turned his head and saw that my sister was rubbing herself. He then relaxed and let himself go. I unzipped his pants and took his hardon in my hands. Wow! Was he ever big!! Damn my sister is good when it comes to finding guys with huge cocks 
!!!! I wrapped my silky lips around the tip of his dick and flicked my tongue a bit to tease it. I slowly made it all go in my mouth and slowly let it slide down my throat.
My sister climbed up on the couch and slide her hot, little pussy in his face. I was holding his hands so he couldn’t move. All he could do was sticking his tongue out and let my sister grind her pretty pussy on his face! I looked up, the sight of my sister’s pink lil asshole made me even more hot! I could feel the wetness between my legs…I was ready to be fucked hard.
We both bent over on the couch and let him decide who’s tight pussy he was gonna fuck first! While he was pounding my sister, he fucked me with one of my many toys and spanked my firm ass cheeks. He kept switching from me to her…her to me. Fuck it was hot!!! He made my sister lay on the couch and let me eat her sweet dripping tight cunt while he slammed his cock into my tight asshole! The more he was fucking me the deeper my tongue was going in her pussy. She exploded all over my face, which of course, made me cum all over the couch !!! All of our hot juices must have got him going because he pulled out and shot a nice big load all over our slutty faces!!
Do you think you could handle Brittney and Me together? If you can then pick up the phone and I promise you’ll have the time of your life.
Kisses,
Teagan
I learned very early the art of seduction. Timing, teasing, and subtly. Those are the
makings of an excellent seduction. So as I sit nuzzled up like a women with a man I couldn’t
stop myself. I couldn’t tell my hands therefore my mouth would not listen. At first I just
grazed it a little..To see what the reaction would be. He didn’t look at me. So I began to
stroke through his jeans. And it began to grow. I thought it would stop growing..But before
I even knew it I was reaching inside of his pants. And removing his cock. Sliding it safely
into my mouth like I had seen it done so many times on that sex channel. Only this was
better. This was real. This was His. I figured the goal when sucking cock would be to get as much
inside of your mouth as you can without gagging. So I did….Slid the entire thing down my throat.
But I couldnt and I didnt gag weird. Behold I though no gag reflux. Great! I began sucking and
licking on his manhood like no other. I could tell it was great because the sounds coming
from his mouth and the tightening of his legs as I clamped down on his love with my lips
flicking my tongue while I suck perfecting my new found technique. It was only a moment
before I heard the car do slam…and knew that sound all to well. It was her…and I was not
finished. I have exactly 4.5 mins. Before she makes out of the car through the garage door and into
the house. Another 2 mins if she is thirsty and stops for a water in the basement refrigerator
so I wasted no time and began sucking with all my might until I finally tasted it. He shot
his silky creamy load down my young little pubescent throat and I happily swallowed. And kissed
mom Hello…Today was a good day. My first time!
I thoroughly enjoy a myriad of BDSM activities and you will be able to tell! I enjoy such a wide variety of play. When I am asked “what is your favorite things to do?” I would have to answer that it’s having a sub completely helpless, in bondage, and teasing them out of their mind! Hmm, I enjoy the exchange of power while being served in various ways. But I love it all!I enjoy training inexperienced submissives but also relish the challenge of playing with an experienced sub. I want to create a scene that My subject has never before experienced.
I am not bored or boring. I like to do a variety of things during a call. I am very playful and frisky and I enjoy laughter and excitement but if a sub is not interested in something I will respect those limitations.
As a fetish artist I thoroughly enjoy: Latex Fetish, Leather, Suspension, Forced Fem, Corporal, OTK, CBT, Light to Extreme Bondage, Chastity, Spanking, Flogging, Balloon Fetish, Sploshing, Cross Dressing, Medical scenarios and role-play, Caning, Slave Training, Forced Feminization, and many other Fetish Interests. ‘Unique’ Fetishes are always accepted!
Okay- I know its kind of early but many of you know that Halloween is my favorite time of year! Thats when there are soo many awesome Halloween parties. Which is one of my favorite things to do when I’m not driving men crazy or making them cum super hard. Soo this year I’m undecided about what I wanna be for Halloween. Since during the season I find myself at several different parties. I like to buy or make a few different kinds of costumes. I have narrowed this years customs down to the following. Hmmm I’m thinking four parties- four costumes…what do you think????
‘Im feeling really sexy and sultry this year and I want to reflect that I know everyone is gonna be a vamp or something but me. I am going with super hot…super girly. I want men drooling when I enter the room. I’m soo looking forward to being ravished by some masked gentleman. Bringin back memories of being fucked by Zoro last year. I came 4 times in two hours of intense fucking, you know the kind where you can’t even look the person in the eye cuz you have just done things to him and with him that is most likely illegal in 20 states. Hmmmm pussy dripping at the thought! Still havent been able to fullfill my fantasy of getting banged by a treo like the three amigos or maybe a marvel comic character such as the incredible hulk. Hmmm squirming in anticipation!!!
I come home and see him stroking his little clit of a cock between his fingers while holding MY picture. Oh course I watch and wait and see what happens. Little fucker cums all over himself and the floor. I make a little coughing sound and he looks up at me. I can see the sheer terror in his eyes. He tries to explain, but I shush him with a wave of my hand. If he wants to act like a dog, he will be treated like one.
All it takes is for me to point and the little prick is on his hands and knees on the floor. “Clean it up,” I say. He wants desperately to resist, but doesn’t dare. He licks his weak little cock’s cum off of the floor. I put my foot on top of his back, forcing him to stay down, mashing his face into his orgasm’s work. When I relent, he licks the rest up and attempts again to beg for forgiveness. I tell him that he will indeed be sorry.
He better listen to me, and he better listen good. I have him strip buck naked and I blind fold him. After leading him to another room of the house I make him kneel in the middle of the room. Is it minutes or hours that he is there… his mind wonders and he has no clue. Suddenly he hears sounds. I speak to him, telling him to reach out, I put a bowl in his hands. I tell him if he drops the bowl, we are over. He holds the bowl out, his muscles twitching in pain.
He can hear the other people in the room now. The sound of a hand sliding up and down a cock is recognizable. He feels some of the guys rubbing their big hard cocks against his pathetic little face. One by one they cum in the bowl. One of them even forces his mouth open and makes him suck before adding to the bowl. The bowl gets heavier and heavier as more and more contents is added. he begs me to let him put it down. To his surprise I grant him his wish. After pulling off the blindfold, he sees all of the cum in the bowl. His eyes widen and he shivers.
“Eat up!” And oh he does!
-Hailey-
We have an after school parent/teacher meeting as your daughter sits in my office as well.
I tell you that your daughter has been being very bad in my class. That I have tried multiple times to talk to her and get her to behave but have had no luck.
You ask me if I would be willing to help you come up with a suitable punishment for her. I ask you what you have in mind and you walk up and whisper in my ear so your daughter cannot hear. You tell me that you believe that your daughter is so distracted in school because puberty is driving her hormones crazy and that all she needs is a good fucking to help her be more focused.
I can’t believe you are actually telling me this. I mean can a pedo teacher such as myself get any more luckier than this?
I tell you that I would love to help you but perhaps we should go to your house where we will have privacy. You agree, and we do exactly that.
When we get to your house you tell your daughter to go upstairs and take a bath and to come to your bedroom when she is finished. We go up to your bedroom and you pull out a porno of a daddy/daughter scenario and pop it in the dvd player. You then pull out an array of toys and put them on the dresser. I am pretty amazed, there is everything from dildo’s, strapons, nipple clamps, penis pumps….its like a mini adult store. You tell me I should get undressed, which I do. You strip off your clothes and I notice that you have a pretty nice cock and it is rock hard and dripping with precum.
We both sit down on the bed and are staring at each other. I laugh a little to ease the tension and reach over and start stroking your cock a little bit. In walks your daughter right as I do and her mouth falls open. She is wearing a pair of little bitty sweat shorts and a tshirt. You tell her to cum have a seat on the bed that we are going to watch a movie together. She asks why we are naked and you tell her to hush and just watch the movie, that everything will make sense soon enough.
We start watching the movie and the daddy is a very mean daddy to his little girl. He is rough with her and spanks her too. He is calling her all kinds of names while he fingers her little virgin asshole while she cries. Your cock is rock hard, and my pussy is starting to get juicy wet. I notice your little girl squirming over there. Not sure if its excitement or fear, but either way I get turned on even more.
This fantasy is nasty. Of course it is, it was thought up by me and my demented pedo mind. Give me a call and lets see how dirty we can get with your daughter.
I think this weekend is going to be a very exciting weekend. First of all I have a date with this super hot bartender chik I met a few weeks ago. This will be our 3rd date, and you know they say 3 times a charm. Needless to say I am hoping to get lucky tonight. It has been a while since my lips have tasted a sweet pussy, besides my own that is.
Then Sunday morning I have a date with this guy I met at the grocery store yesterday. I didn’t realize that people actually met at grocery stores, I thought it was just a rumored clique. I think this guy is going to be super kinky and maybe a dirty boy though. I told him the only way I would go out with him was if he promised to wear a pair of panties under his clothes and he didn’t hesitate in promising to do exactly that. That tells me he is open to some kink. *grins*
I also think this weekend is going to be a fabulous weekend for my callers. I just know there are some guys out there who I haven’t played with yet who want to test their boundaries and try something new and nasty. Something unusual. Something dangerous and nasty. One of those fantasies that make you feel dirty after you cum because it is just that damn nasty.
This pussy needs to be slippery wet and dripping with yummy goodness. I just know there is a guy out there kinky enough to make it wet like that. Give me a call and lets be creative together. Fuck testing boundaries, lets blow those boundaries up! Make them nonexistant. Lets talk about some kinky and nasty shit, there are so many orgasms to be had!
