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No limits!

Thats right fellows, when I say no limits that is exactly what I mean.

There isn’t much I haven’t experienced in my real life fetish sex play.  If I have never done it you can believe I will try it.  I want us to  discover all kinds of nasty things together to get off to.  I have a sick and twisted mind.

Just pick up the phone and dial so you can experience a phone fuck like you have never had before!

This week only receive a 10 minute free call for future use with me when you purchase a call.  First call must be purchased between 12/21/08 – 12/28/08!

Yeah Buy one get one free!  Mention this special to claim your free call!

Thank You for Your Sexy Support!

Guys!!! Hey!!! Your response to our new site has been absolutely overwhelming!!!We at the Klassy Kat wish to thank you for your continued support…. as well as your rock hard throbbing cocks,and spectacular climaxes that keep y’all cumming back for more!! Ask me about a candy cane Cock Special….valid only with me, now thru NewYears Eve!!

Thanks Again, And keep on stroking!!!

 

3some kink fun last night

So last night I was out of town doing some Xmas shopping with some friends of mine and we ended out going to this dance club and I got just a bit tipsy.  By no means was I drunk, hehehe, I knew exactly what I was doing. <evil grin>

I was wearing this really slinky pink dress that barely covered my tits and was extremely tight and short.  Needless to say I was getting lots of attention from guys and girls.  So me and this hot redhead start dancing together, she is really fine and I instantly feel my pussy getting juicy from just dancing with her.

Cum to find out she is there with her husband.  He is sitting up at the bar watching her dance and make out with me.  When we walked over she introduced me to him and I was shocked cuz she was about my age and he had to have been about 50.  As I leaned over to give him a hello kiss I look down and he has a HUGE tent in his pants.  I had to look twice, thinking I was imagining it. 

So he whispers in my ear that they are staying at the Ritz-Carlton down the street and we can all go back to the hotel if I would like.  I look over at her and she is licking her lips at me.  Seeing her wet tongue just made my pussy start juicing again.  I look down in his lap again at that huge bulge and wonder if it is really as big as it looks through his pants.

Of course I had to go have some fun with them, and fun is exactly what we had.  Call me to get all the nasty details, but I will let you know his cock was about 11 inches and her tongue was as good and sweet as it looked. 

As most of you have figured out this is a brand new site this week.  Well because I am brand new with the company I was chosen to be Kitten of the Week.  That means I get to offer you sexy guys some fabulous discounts for calling me.  That is right, discounted blowjobs, facials, ass fucking, domination.  Whatever it is that makes your cock squirt!

Call me, I know you won’t be disappointed!

Harley’s Specials

10 minutes for $18

15 minutes for $24

30 minutes for $50

60 minutes for $95 (includes a pair of cum drenched panties)

I love playing with other kittens so I also offer a 2-girl call special.

Choose any other girl of your choice and listen to us play with each other

15 minutes for only $45.00

 

Hey Santa, Baybeeee

Hey guys!!!So glad to finally be here!!Thanks to all of you who have been there for me this past year… You know I sooooooo appreciate you!! Don’t forget to spoil your princess…..It is Christmas, ya know!!

XOX

Phone sex specials with Harley!

As most of you have figured out this is a brand new site this week.  Well because I am brand new with the company I was chosen to be Kitten of the Week.  That means I get to offer you sexy guys some fabulous discounts for calling me.  That is right, discounted blowjobs, facials, ass fucking, domination.  Whatever it is that makes your cock squirt!

Call me, I know you won’t be disappointed!

Harley’s Specials

10 minutes for $18

15 minutes for $24

30 minutes for $50

60 minutes for $95 (includes a pair of cum drenched panties)

I love playing with other kittens so I also offer a 2-girl call special.

Choose any other girl of your choice and listen to us play with each other

15 minutes for only $45.00

SANTA’ S HELPER SPECIAL

Dear Santa,

I am all dressed up in my helper outfit and ready to help you RUB one OUT!

I am going to help you get your CANDY CANE nice and STICKY

and then put it WHERE EVER you WANT ME TOO!

I hope me helping you will make UP for me being such a NAUGHTY GIRL

all year long.

So when you are ready for me to HELP you OUT

Just dial my number and ask for

MISSY…SANTA’S LIL HELPER

 

1-866-403-2903

10 MINUTES FOR ONLY $18.00

 

 

 

GETTING EVEN

Well as you know my sister Teagan is always stealing a guy from me. ….I got something for her.  I came home to visit for the weekend and of course I decided to crash at her place instead of going to my parents.  Well guess what I did while she was at work, I snuck right into her bedroom with her boyfriend put on one of her sexy outfits and had some fun with him.  We had LOADS of fun…..I even took pictures.  It’s alot easier to fuck someone else’s boyfriend than I thought.  Well if only she knew.  So from now on instead of getting mad I am just going to get even…by getting on my knees………

Attention Sissy boys, Pantie sluts, Ass lickers & cock suckers!

I want to dress you up in some lace or satin panties, bra, thigh highs, heels, makeup, lingerie…whatever happens to interest me at the time.  I want to make you all pretty for me.  After I have you all dolled up and looking super girlie, I then plan to use you and abuse you in whichever ways happen to tickle me at that moment.  Maybe I will rape you with my strap-on, have you suck cocks for me, maybe just have you cater to my wants and needs and smother your face with my soaking wet pussy.

Whatever I choose to do to you, please know it is all about my amusement, my satisfaction.  You are just a toy to me.  A pretty toy, but still just a toy.

Cum be my amusement.

Five minute quickie for only $8.00! Cum take a ride on my fuck train!!

Ass lubed and ready!

That is right!  I love having anal sex and just so happen to have a butt plug in my ass much of the time getting it ready for some good, fun ass play. 

I would love to squirt some warming oil on your hard cock, straddle it with my tight ass hole and slide down that pole until it is all the way in my ass.  Then just bounce up and down on it until you shoot that sticky load of hot cum deep up in my tight little asshole.  Yeahh baby!

Or even better I can get on my hands and knees so you can spank my naughty ass while you are fucking it.  Just grab a hold of my ass cheeks, smack them a few times and plunge that cock in and out of my ass.  You just can’t get much better than that. 

Purchase a 30 minute call and get an extra 10 minutes free with me.

Welcome To The Klassy Kat

Welcome to the biggest phone sex site on the net! We have it all here at the Klassy Kat! We have tons girls to meet your every need. Customer satisfaction is very important to us. We make sure all of our callers are completely satisfied. We will treat you like royalty!  If you have any questions or comments please give me a call 1.866.477.1047

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XOXO

Madame Joanne