I don’t understand men sometimes. I get all hot and bothered so much and I just want to fuck sometimes but these guys all want to be the “nice” guy and not “take it too fast” and stuff like that. What has happened to all the men out there? When a girl wants to fuck, she wants to fuck. This is why I have my best friend, I call him Frank the Tank. Frank is my dildo and he and I have sooooooooooooooooo many fun adventures together. We explore new dimensions of me and places that make me cum every time. So boys remember this, if a woman is giving you clues that she wants to fuck and you disappoint her, it is not her loss, it is yours. She always will have her best friend at home. How about you call me and my best friend and we can share our fun with you?
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What should I be for Halloween? I can go old school and go as Carrie or a dead bride or a ghost. I always loved to get all done up as a witch with the green makeup and the pointy hat and I even used to carry a broom around! LOL Those were the days. But then I found out what Halloween really is for us ladies, a day we can whore it up and not have the other bitches judge us! This is why I am deciding on what to wear, it is between the naughty little school girl with my thigh high stockings, plaid skirt, sweater and pig tails, or is it going to be a little devil woman with barely anything covering my hard nipples and ample breasts and what is bound to be a wet pussy if these guys (and girls) do what they typically do and sexify Halloween up. I can’t decide! I don’t have much time left and the party is this weekend. I don’t want any candy (unless it is your lollipop) but I do want to get fucked so help me , please tell me what to wear! I am desperate and would do anything, I mean anything, for help deciding!
My new neighbor is sexy, studly and holy shit does he have a big cock. I was laying in the living room, watching a porn the other night by myself when I felt the need rise to get off. I had forgotten to close the blinds and there I am in all my naked glory fingering my wet hole. Well apparently I drew some attention from the new neighbor, lol. As I’m really getting into it I hear a knock at the door and I can see through the window that it’s him, and he’s got his hand on his crotch rubbing at the tightness of his jeans. “Come in,” I yelled, too into my orgasm to even put on clothes. He walked in the room, already knowing what he was going to see and he unzipped his pants to reveal the most beautiful thick cock I had ever seen. My pussy got even wetter and I motioned him to the couch. He settled between my legs, settling his mouth on my pussy and sucking at the juices. What a way to say hello. Soon I could take no more and I moaned for him to fuck me which he did, sliding in slowly, teasingly and then giving it all to me hard and fast. We came together over and over again until his cum poured out of my wet hole and he collapsed on top of me. I always love welcumming new neighbors.
I have to admit, I have such a crush on Superman. I know if you go all literal and stuff like that, him fucking me would rip me in half and his sperm would kill me and when he came he would probably blow a hole right thorough me, but fuck how much fun would that be. I would love to be ripped apart with his hard cock, they don’t call him the man of steel for nothing. He would have unlimited stamina and would be able to pleaseme for days on end, causing me to pass out from sheer exhaustion and extacsy from fucking over and over and cumming over and over. I will tell you what, I would fuck 1000 times better than that slut Lois Lane. I can’t believe I am writing this! I should be studying but that show came on, a repeat, of when Dean Cain as Superman. OOOOO he is dreamy, I don’t care if he is an older man now, he is a hottie! Why don’t you be my Superman baby, call me and do your super power to me.
Mmmmm yeah lookie at my sexy round booty! The boy’s do all sorts of *Kat calls* when I shake and wiggle it in front of them!
Some dudes even wanna worship it they love it that much and tell me I have the perfect round lil bubble butt! So I get nick names like ghetto booty or j-lo. haha yeah I love to tease you guyz with my hot body! And, all you “ass men” out there just eat me up mmm I love it.
Plus you know i’m just a naughty slut that loves to get cock! That’s why I post this pic to tease you… so uh yeah straight up cum fuck this shit~ tehe kisses, Sid
ooooopsie did I say fuck? xoxox maybe I needa spanking too :p
After writing my last blog about my blow jobs, I couldn’t help but remember that I love to be pleasured too and a man that can get this motor going is going to have his world rocked. This is the same way for any women boys. Don’t let any of them say otherwise.
The easiest way for a woman to cum is through manual stimulation. Think about it…your fingers can do all kinds of things all at the same time. Rub, squeeze, pinch, tickle, thrust, plunge, grind. They can be gentle and careful or rigid and rough. You can hit all the right spots at the same time and your jaw doesn’t even lock up in the process. And I promise…if you’re patient and good at it, she’ll cum at least twice and still be begging you to fuck her. I know I would.
Try this…it would certainly work on me 😉
Start very slowly…I’m talking so slowly that she doesn’t even realize your fingers are there for a few minutes. Barely graze her lips with your fingers, play with any hair she might have, and as she begins to get wet, slide your fingers over the slippery spot, but don’t let them slip between her lips yet.
After a few minutes of that blissful torture, she’ll either spread wider or start to hump into your hand in little circles or up toward your fingers trying to get you to slide them in without having to tell you. Don’t do it. Let your fingers slide down lower, running the tip of one of your wet fingers over her asshole. Gently…very gently, using your wet finger, stroke it for just a few seconds, never penetrating, just grazing. Then slide your fingers back up and let just the tip of one finger slip between her lips…not inside her, just parting the lips.
Take your finger and run it from the pussy all the way up to where the lips begin. Go back and forth, slowly and gently a few times, spreading out the juices, making her slit soaked, top to bottom.
Then start where her lips begin under her pubic hair. Start running your finger straight down, toward the pussy opening and you’ll feel a hard little shaft-like thing that runs parallel to the lips and dead ends at the clit. Now, with your wet finger, maybe even two of them, rub that vein…gently at first, but you can build up to a little pressure. Just gauge her responses.
By this point, she’s probably trying to finger herself, or at the very least, trying to push your fingers down farther. So, without further hesitation, slip ONE finger inside her and watch her buck her hips trying to get you to finger fuck her. But don’t. Using that one finger, just explore inside her for a few minutes very slowly.
Now, she should be squirming, biting your neck, grinding against your hand, twisting her own nipples, and most likely, reaching for your hard cock (if she hasn’t already). Slide another finger inside her and reach for the g-spot with those fingers while still rubbing her clit with your thumb then start to grind your fingers into her, putting pressure on the g-spot. That in and out stuff doesn’t really do much with fingers unless you’re using more than two.
As she gets wetter and wetter give her another finger. And once you have three (or four) fingers inside her, you can get a little rougher because she’s definitely gonna have the lubrication for it. That’s where the strong, forceful arms come in handy. Be as rough as she wants. Fuck her with your fingers Do it hard and don’t pull your fingers all the way out. It’s just like when a woman is on top of you. Grind her pussy with your fingers…a circular motion couldn’t hurt either. You can even use your knee behind your hand to push your fingers in more deeply…or even have her ride your fingers the way she wants to ride your cock.
Yeah I gotta go, I have to do something right now…… he he he he, bye boys!
My dreams sometimes can be intense, like I was another woman in a prior life or something like that. I don’t know but these dreams are so intense it is like I am there. The other night, I had just watched a movie and fell asleep on the couch, this is when I shifted into this other world.
It was an early morning, and I was working by the light from the fire. I was at the community cooking area with four pots boiling. My dress was being cleaned in the last pot and I periodically stood, stretched and went over to stir the pot. I had nothing on except my undergarments but no men were around so there was no need to be shy. I fished out my garment, and draped it over a nearby chair. With any luck, the heat of the nearby fire would dry it in time for the feast.
My heart was pounding. The heavy rains had come and our community had begun to gather and prepare for the solstice feast. Every type of dish you could think of was there. Excitement filled the air, but all I could think of was the culmination of the feast. This night I would choose my first lover.
This was my first year to considered a woman in the eyes of the elders. I had transitioned from child to woman late last summer. This would be the first year I could sit in on the Choosing. I knew of what this was from sneaking around during it. I would listen in as the women would choose their lover and ceremoniously exit through the North door towards their dwellings. Mother always went first. After her, the other women chose. Some their mate, others not, but none could dispute her choice. Solstice was a time of renewal. A time to bring fruitfulness to the group. A time to forget the dismal darkness of the winter rains and build something beautiful, if only for a day.
As the elder’s daughter, I would choose after mother. And I would experience my first love with Chris. He was many summers older than I, and he was chosen routinely early in the ceremony and has had his way with many women outside of the ceremony but I have seen him watching me. He had peeked at me when I was bathing, causing me to let my hand stray between my legs later that night.
Let me choose you, come on this journey with me. I am waiting for your call.
I will be the first to admit, I am a true slut. I can’t help it if there’s cock around I really need to have it. I want cock morning noon and night. Today is only Wednesday and I have already fucked four guys and sucked off 2 more. I just can’t help it. I start out just wanting to hangout and it always turns into a fuck fest. But I really do just want to be loved.
So I was talking to one of my male fuck buddies the other day. We had just got done humping like rabbits, and dogs, and hell, you get the point. Anyway, he starts telling me about him and his mom. I was so not wanting to hear about his mom, she was of no interest to me, until I got a whiff of this story. So he is a freshman at the university in the next big town (I can’t say where that is out here right now, but I can tell you if you call.) Anyway, he was overwhelmed and went home to do laundry and eat some of Mom’s home cooking. He told me that the last time he went home his mom surprised him with her clothes. Her ass was stuffed into the tightest cutoff jeans shorts with the curve of her ass peeking out beneath the short legs. He rubbed his cock beneath the table as his mom turned and saw him staring at her ass and thighs.
She went on to ask him if he thought his old mom was sexy. He then told her “hell yeah” and that he didn’t know why she hasn’t remarried. His mom went on to say she would hit on him in a bar and asked him to buy her a drink.
She then looked at his crotch with a craze and asked if that was for her. They played their bar charade for a while. She commented that a cold beer, a hot man and a hard cock poking at her ass would cause her to be less of a lady…. He then reached around and unzipped her jeans and slid them down to the delight of having no underwear on. She stood bottomless and they were grounding. His mom reached back and with both hands took his cock into her warm hands and had her way with him. I could tell you more but I gotta go for now.
As I was laying out on the beach yesterday I couldn’t help but be my normal dick tease self. Sitting not far from me was this older guy who had an extremely obvious hard-on in his shorts while staring at me. He was of course trying to be discreet and play it off as if he wasn’t actually looking.
I could tell he was extremely nervous. It was written all over his face that he wanted to cum over and say hi. So I blew him a little kiss and waved and he came on over. He told me how beautiful I was and then asked me if he could buy me a drink from the bar up on the pier.
When he came back with my drink I hadn’t yet decided if he was “fuckable” material yet so I had to test the waters a bit persay. I asked him if he could rub some suntan oil on my back to get a feel for how good he was with his hands. He had the perfect massage, firm but not too hard. I still wasn’t sure though if he was “fuckable” yet so after chatting a while I asked him if he wanted to kiss me. The eagerness on his face was priceless. He leaned forward and kissed me and had minty fresh breath, soft lips and sucked the end of my tongue just how I like my clit sucked. Yep he was “fuckable” indeed I finally decided. It really is all about the kiss, guys that aren’t good kissers certainly cannot eat pussy right.
So we spent the afternoon on the beach, me teasing him unmercifully of course. As it was getting dark he asked me if I wanted to go out to dinner or something and I told him “sure, just as soon as we get done fucking”. We didn’t go far, right to the hotel that was only a few hundred yards away. The tension was pretty intense, we didn’t even make it up to the room all the way before the clothes were coming off and our tongues were intertwined in some very passionate and hot kisses. By time we got to the room my bikini top was undone and his cockhead was peeping out of the bottom of his shorts. Once in the room he picked me up and put me in the bed and preceded to lick off every speck of sand and suntan oil from every spot on my body. I told him I wanted to go take a shower but he wasn’t having any of that. He gave me a tongue bath and then settled in between my legs and licked my pussy for an hour and a half. One orgasm right after the other, it was pretty incredible. Nothing turns me on more than a kinky pussy eater.
We finally fucked, and fucked hard. After wards he was a cleanup boy once again and sucked his cum right off of my pussy lips where he had deposited it at…..Certainly a good afternoon of kinky fun.
We then went shopping at a store right there off of the beach and went out for a nice romantic dinner and then back to the hotel room for lots more sucking and fucking!
