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I had one killer weekend.  I partied from Friday until early this morning.  Then I slept for 14 hours straight and just woke up horny as could be.

I started out my weekend with a daiquiri and actually ended it the same way.  I am not exaggerating one bit when I tell you I was typsy drunk for 3 days straight.  I don’t know how many I drank total but I think I probably just saved some jobs for people working in Rum production factories.  Seriously.  My veins are pretty much 100% alcohol still.

I tell you this so that you understand just how blitzed I have been and how much fun I had being that way.  Friday night I left the dance club with some guy who’s name I do not even know.  I remember fucking him in a hotel.  However when I woke up Saturday afternoon I was in some other hotel with a room full of guys and chicks and all of us were in bed and I was naked and have no idea how I got there or what I did.  I know from the stickiness between my legs that I fucked and had a load or 2 shot up in me.  Now who’s loads are the part I still don’t know.

I didn’t dwell on it for long, just found me another daiquiri.

Saturday night I went to a water park in Orlando.  I didn’t stay long though because I couldn’t drink there which made it not much fun to me.  So I went to the beach and hung out with some friends.  I woke up Sunday morning in bed with some chick.  Well not just in bed with her.  I actually woke up with my face just a couple of inches from her pussy.  I was using her thigh as a pillow and my breath tasted like pussy.  So I am just going to guess I was hungry before I passed out the night before.

 Then there was Sunday.  Well Sunday and Monday sort of ran in to each other like one big party blur.  I met up with this friend of mine.  He likes to party on stuff a little more hard core than just daiquiri’s.   I ended out at this party with a bunch of people I did not know that were all fucked up and high and getting more high by the second.  Well I don’t do drugs, all I do is drink occasionally.  Needless to say I felt kind of out of place.  Anyways this guy at the party must have been pretty rich because he seemed to be the one buying all the shit that people were getting high on.  Plus I found out it was his house we were at and his house was pretty much a mansion.

Anyways somehow or another I seemingly caught his attention and he was all over me.  I was pretty drunk but I wasn’t drunk enough to get in to him, he just wasn’t my type.  He must have eventually got the hint because he just came right out and offered to pay me to let him taste my pussy and suck my toes.  He offered  me $1000 for just 15 minutes of my time and he said he didn’t even want to fuck me, just wanted to taste me and pamper me.

How in the hell could I turn that down?  So of course I agreed.  I must admit he had some incredible pussy licking skills to say the least.

Well after that I left that party and caught up with some friends of mine and we just got in my friends car and started riding.  Next thing I know we landed across the state in some little hick town I had never heard of before at some hole in the wall bar.  They had daiquiri’s so I wasn’t exactly complaining.  I remember I was dancing with some guy with a cowboy hat and then I woke up this afternoon in my own bed….with a sticky feeling between my thighs again.

So I took a shower and I am here horny as hell.  You would think my pussy would be satisfied with all the fucking I apparently did.  Nope, I am ready to go again….