Anyone out there detest today as much as I do? I always have, I must say. Ever since I was a little girl, this day has just not sat well with me. Over saturated, pumped up and usless as a 2 dollar whore. Everyday should be romantic when you are with someone. Thats how it was for my parents. Why wait for one day a year to show someone how much you value them? I dont know about the rest of you, but if my partner waited for Feb 14th to roll around every year to show me some special attention? Umm yeaaaahhh… I wont be there by the time you get around to it. So, if you have had it with all of the useless exploited Hallmark holidays, raise your hand! Good!
Now, if you want to treat yourself, heres what ya do.
Pick up the phone and call me. Say, “Diana, I dont want to get VD on VD so I’m calling you, can you help me?” I have secret Valentines surprises for every caller! What will yours be? A free 10 minute call? A pair of panties? 20% off??? Who knows! Let’s play! pSin the bottle and find out!
See you soon, Lover!
Dirty D
