Zoe
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Zoe
I love the mystery of who will be on phone when I answer. If the gentleman is not about to shoot his load I like to chat a bit. Find out about where they come from, what they look like and what they enjoy doing sexually and in general. The man was very nice and I asked if he had a nickname I should call him. Oh my! That just got me giggling fast. It seems he has a one inch dick. Not a dick exactly but more of a pee pee or a clit.
I asked the obvious question of does he warn ladies or just let find out on their own. He said he just goes for it. I don’t know about all ladies but if a man didn’t warn me about his wee worthless winky I would sure be mad. I come to find out the lady was super mad, so mad she took pictures and blackmailed him with them. Guess where he had to go that night? She took him to the Adult Bookstore and made him suck dry every cock that poked it’s head in glory hole. He said he hated it at first, but soon was really getting into the groove. He was playing with his slippery little clit while he drained all the men’s balls dry. So what I am saying is, unless you want to be a cock sucker warn a woman if you have a worthless little winky.
I texted you several times to meet me in the lot where no one parks. I waited for hours but you never showed up. I know you can’t possibly be ignoring me. You know it was the hottest, wildest, most deviant sex you have ever had. So now what choice do I have but to go to your office and surprise you.
Don’t worry love, everyone believed I was your 3 o’clock appointment. I wonder if this is the chair you sit in when you talk to me for hours. I tossed your office a bit and saw no pictures of me. We will have to remedy that darling, won’t we. Your wife did call while I was her waiting for you. Before I forget she thinks you have a new assistant. *Oops, giggles* I knew you wouldn’t be mad. At least not so mad that you would not bend me over your desk and pound me.
Let’s face it, you and I are adrenalin junkies. The thought of us getting caught makes my hot pussy cream and gets your big cock rock hard and ready for anything I bring your way. I take control because you let me. I know at any moment you will take it back and you will be so fucking excited you will split me open. I can take anything you have, ANYTHING. The only things that could cause a tad trouble for you is to ignore me, never ignore me.
My girlfriend decided to set me up with a guy she works with, I absolutely hate being set up but she was super excited about it. She said we would be the “perfect match.” He supposedly has a freaky side to him and she knows I absolutely hate plain ole vanilla guys!
We talked a few times over the phone and he seemed to have similar interests. We talked about some of our kinky fetishes and we had a lot in common in the sex department.
After a couple conversations, I was excited to meet this guy. Plus, he got my pussy wet with his hot voice and talking about kinky shit he’s done in the past.
So fast forward to the date; he takes me out to dinner and everything is going good. We go to a club afterwards and things were heating up between us. The cocktails were going down one by one and we were all over each other.
I wanted to fuck this guy so bad, I was so fucking horny all night so I invited him back to my place. As soon as we get inside my house, I start stripping my clothes off. I pushed him onto my couch and starting to take down his pants until the UNTHINKABLE HAPPENS!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!
The smallest dick I’ve ever seen! How did this get passed me? I was grinding on him all night. I was upset with myself because I would never take home a small dick loser no matter how good looking or kinky he was! But then I thought about my girlfriend who set this up: WHAT WAS SHE THINKING? Of course, she didn’t know but still, ughh!
So, I kicked him out. I don’t want to be mean but what the fuck was I going to do with that pencil dick loser? I could of let me eat me out but I probably would of dried up just thinking about his small ass penis!
I went to bed horny so I brought out my big, black dong! That thing is a beast and after I night like I just had, I need all the pleasure I can get.
I’m all about being bad! Being your dirty little cum whore makes my pussy fucking wet. You get so excited when you get to ram your cock in the back of my throat until I’m gagging like a whore. I know your in the mood for a slut like me to get you off. I want my body drenched in your cum. My sexy voice and perverted mind will drive you to the edge leaving you with one fucking amazing orgasm. I’m just the twisted slut who likes to fuck hard. I’ll have you hooked and you’ll cum back for more. Anything goes! No Taboos! Cum take a wild ride with me and lets get off to some kinky fucked up fantasies.
Princess Krystal
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Oh, hey there Piggy.
I bet your perverted little ass thought I was going to write about you fucking your daughter/son/mother/auntie/or motherfucking twin, didn’t you? Fat chance, loser!
Nooooooo. I wanted to laugh at that pathetic pussy-whipped ass of yours who no doubt catered to your demanding, entitled, selfish and undeserving family all mutherfucking weekend.
HA! You DID didn’t you? I can see you hanging your head in shame. I bet it was a whole lot more like work and not play for you huh? Yeahhhh. I BET. You could have spent your weekend worshiping my fucking pussy, being denied orgasm over and over until you earned your final release. But instead you went to bed with blueballs because your wife was too fucking exhausted, pissed, overwhelmed, had too much sun to fuck your brains out at days end. Too bad for you loser. Tell ya what, though. You can make it up to me today, how’s that sound? And as an added bonus, I may just let you cum and finally drain those heavy fucking balls of yours. Now wouldn’t that be nice for a change?
Yes.
It certainly fucking would.
I started fucking this guy who just got divorced. We’ve been exploring his kinky side. He absolutely loves my sexy curves and my huge tits. I’ve been having some tease and denial fun with him. Last night he showed up at my apartment, I knew he wouldn’t be able to stay away from me. We started messing around immediately not wasting any time. I took out my favorite dildo I use for anal play. I smiled at him and I promised that he would love it. I lubed up his asshole and got on my knees and my tongue circled around his scrotum. I looked up at him like a naughty slut while I played with him. I slowly started to slide my toy up his tight ass. I started sucking his cock so he would relax some this way I could get my toy deep inside his little shit hole. He moaned the words more. So, I picked up the rhythm. I wanted to give him a mind blowing orgasm. I could feel his rock hard cock throbbing in my mouth. In no time my mouth was filled with cum. I knew he would love it.