Diaper Danny & I had a pretty amazing day together the other day. What an adventure. He decided to call me from the parking lot of target, whining telling me he needed some attention but he was just acting rotten I believe the bitch word even slipped from his lips. He knows from past experience this will not roll with me.
So yep as he walked through the parking lot in his tee shirt & basketball short I told him to pull his tee shirt up over his little baby belly and too pull those basketball shorts down a weee bit cause I wanted everyone to see the top of his pampers. He pouted of course.. So I made him skip the rest of the way to the doors.
As soon as he walked in he was noticed I couldn’t help but just roll me eye’s what a fool. I ordered him to take his little but straight to the pharmacy. Yep for some “fleet Suppositories”.
I could hear people in the back ground chuckling, its as if I could feel his cheeks getting red through the phone. His voice started to tremble as he gently ask if he could visit the toy section. I sternly said nope not until you visit the little boys room. He stomped his little self to the mens room and yes I laughed until I had tears. How can I not come on.
Ok little darlin now you need to pull those shorts down & put your hand down your pooh diaper and stick not just one but yes two fleet Suppositories up your little juicy baby bum and he did follow every step of my directions exceptionally well… So yes I did send him off to the toy isle I can’t help but love listening to him play in his own little world as i talk to him as everyone watches. So as we were laughing “He stopped” & said quickly Mommie, Oh Mommie No No No and he stopped and said oops! Yes I knew at that moment Little Danny made a number 2… Which of course made me laugh even harder. He stood there in the middle of the toy section sucking his thumb not knowing which way to turn!
What do you think happened to Diaper Danny? How do you think the story ends? Look for part two very soon..
Sweet mommie kisses !!!
