Checking all my emails this morning with a cup of coffee which was hot and black like I love it, when an email caught my attention. I replied briefly and he then sent me his life story. His family history, his many ex’s info, his bank accounts, credit cards and so forth. By then, I was on my third cup of coffee and decided to check out his information. He fucking gave it to me, and I wouldn’t want to insult him by not using it.
I went into his Facebook page, changed his password and began posting as him. Seriously, I was having too much fun! He called me in a panic. “Come on now dumbass, what did you think I would do with the info.” He begged me to stop, asked me to just use his credit cards and shop. Sure, he assumes as a woman shopping will stop my Facebook postings. Doesn’t he think I can do both at once. That is what he gets for not thinking or thinking too much!
Feel free to email me with your scenarios. I just might see one that gets me excited, or gives me the urge to use and abuse you.
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