Batteries Not Included

I never got on the Rabbit band wagon when all my friends did. I was the girl who was like, fuck the rabbit I’d rather have a nice hard cock. Well as I’ve gotten older I’ve realized that in order not to be a complete slut I should be a little bit more selective. I also realized not all cock is the same. So awhile ago, after starting with this job and my new love of phone sex, I started buying toys. I started with the vibrator. Not long after buying Virginia did she become my BFF. But I soon realized that in terms of vibrators, forever really wasn’t very long. Virgina died! But my love for her never did. She was replaced with Valerie, Violet and Victoria. But I decided to spread my wings in the sex toys and I purchased a dildo. WOW. Yeah first I bought Danny, then I bought Doug who was a little bit bigger than Danny, after Doug came Dion (my black dildo). Man I was becoming a toy whore!!!! I loved all my toys and I love making myself cum! I love getting calls just so I could pull them out and use them! Shit, I would pull them out even when I wasn’t working or doing calls. Well recently I decided to make the big leap!!!! Yep, I bought a rabbit, I named her Reba and she is the best friend a girl could ever ask for!!!!! I really do recommend this girl to every female that walks the earth that is sexually active!!!! Men, buy one of these for you girlfriends/wives, she will love you forever!!! So next time you call and you hear that little vibrating noise, that will be Reba. Give us a call!!!!! We would love to share our fun with you!

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