Author Archive for Splendor

Smoke & Stroke

Let’s get completely fucking high and talk nasty shit. I think some of my best calls is when I get stoned. I will take your fantasies and web them into something you never saw coming. My cunt gets so sloppy wet when we take things to a whole new level. The kind of level that little prissy girls have no clue what the fuck we’re talking about.
That’s it; take that hit, line, puff or whatever you enjoy and mix that with my voice and creativity and we are going to have a good fucking time.
Smoke and Stroke Baby!

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Blackmail Phone Sex

Let’s play a new game, just for fun I’ll call it Blackmail Phone sex. Seems sort of funny to me that the last time you was over for an afternoon quickie, Oh you remember when you told the wife you where” at the gym”? How about the week before when you told her you were “staying late at the office” didn’t notice the green light on my webcam, did you? It’s so much fun, heart pounds, mind races and you never know what I’ll do to you next. Such a bad girl. Well some say a little brat? Care to test me? Fun times are head my friends. I’ll own you sooner than later.  Blackmail Phone Sex, My lines are open and my legs, well you know if you’ve been between them. I could have you on film and the price to keep me quiet, could get higher and higher you never know with me. Depends on the mood my sassy little ass is in today. Oh, was that you I have sucking a big cock? Or, you I have cheating on his wife, Or you I have sitting in the corner masturbating cause Splendor told him to? What’s this? Lip gloss what would your daughter say? LMAO! Oh the fun I am going to have with you. Does that make your cock twitch or what? That little heart race? I bet you can’t wait to pick up the phone and confess or maybe e-mail me a picture or two, maybe you will see your faces all over my social media network, I’ll put you on blast.

Sissy Fag~Spunk Whore

That’s right bitch you know it’s true and Mistress Splendor knows all about your dirty fetish desires. You showed up in your pretty pink outfit, bob cut wig and frilly ribbons groveling to serve me. I decided to use you in every way possible and make you beg for more. What a fucking filthy scat whore you turned out to be. Using you as my personal toilet was only the beginning of our kinky session. Lucky for you it was my time of the month and you got to do some period worshiping too. Stupid fucking loser you are so pathetic. Telling me there really isn’t anything you wouldn’t do for your Mistress so I put that theory to the ultimate test. Allowing my big black stud to use you some also was a real treat for you faggot bitch and you better fucking appreciate that shit!

Open your slutty hole wide I’m not finished with you yet bitch.
Fetish Mistress Splendor

I like the freaky shit

I like my sex really fucking freaking as hell and finding fresh meat to experiment on or with is ultimately what I live for. Last night my enema whore called for some fetish play and I decided to give him a hardcore ride for his money. Forcing him into a diaper in front of his hot little wifey, dominating his cock, owning his ass and not taking no for an answer. He was so humiliated poor pathetic ass baby but I didn’t give one flying fuck. My bitches do what I want them to do or I tell them to piss the fuck off! It was definitely a sight to see and all for my entertainment only. Pushing his limits, forcing him into the utter most humiliation situations possible. Mmmm so fucking hot. I will tell you this it was as entertaining as it was, I often become bored very quickly so you can only imagine the shit I put this bitch through. It was a three ring fetish circus baby, for sure, and as always I am the twisted ring leader.

Get your freak on with me baby. But do be warned I am not for the faint of heart.

Earn it bitch!!

Down on your knees like a good slave, naked and collared for your Mistress. Looking down you whimper and beg for permission to look up at me. But, are you really worthy pet? Do you deserve to worship such a strong, beautiful, somewhat twisted Mistress such as I? That is yet to be seen and fortunately for you this opportunity is for you to prove yourself. Look up at me now slave but do not linger long that is a luxury you will have to earn. Sternly I met his submissive gaze so shy, weak and worm like he appeared before me. Something about his weak ass begging made me want to abuse him even more. “Roll over on your back worm… and now!!” I used the sharpest point of my black stiletto heel and firmly pressed down on his shriveled up sorry ass excuse of a clit. You filthy little maggot it’s time to scream now and I started to probe his tiny pee hole with the point of my heel. That’s what you want isn’t you fucking loser? How much will you endure? What will you do to earn the privilege of serving me? I could see my torture excited the bitch as his pathetic man clit started to become hard. Reaching for my fringed leather crop I started to whip the little bitch laughing at his agony. Perhaps you will learn how to behave in the presence of your Mistress, or maybe it’s the pain you crave much more.

Until next time my dirty fuck pet,

Fetish Mistress Splendor

Totally Fucking Twisted By Choice

The continuing education of Mr. Bear, part 3

Well Slaves, I suppose you have waited yet again, long enough

….I yanked myself out of the way, not wanting to soil my costume any further than it already had been, since if my boots couldn’t be washed clean and sweet-smelling again, they’d clearly have to be replaced. I moved around to his backside as he ejaculated a second time, and as the third orgasmic spurt shot out across the floor, I started whipping his ass hard and fast. His gasps of pain became cries of pleasure, and I was pretty sure he experienced his first multiple orgasm, too, since he kept shuddering and thrusting wildly with his hips, even as his buttocks turn first pink and welted, then blush-red. Even when the semen was barely dribbling out of its hole, he was still gasping and shuddering with the force of his climax. I finally stopped when I ran the risk of beading those welts with blood, leaving him to droop, shuddering with pain and pleasure…and realized that we had quite an audience, now.

 

Before, when I’d been facing Mr. Naughty Bear during his lashing, my back had been to the entrance of the Ladies’ Room. When I moved around to welt his buttocks, my attention had been on the task at hand, breaking him in to the ways of my world, extending his pain and its pleasure so that he would thoroughly associate one with the other.. Now we both became aware of the crowd of bodies, female *and* male, standing at the doorway. Staring at the tableau the two of us made. Me, half-stooped over, quirt in hand and a nice flush covering my skin at being caught…since there were several of my vanilla friends, female and male, in that doorway with the others…and my drunken new submissive, quickly hunching over his groin, covering it protectively. And maybe covering up his face, and hiding his distinctive height, too. No doubt he had abruptly recognized some friends of his own in the costumed group.

 

I straightened as smoothly and regally as I could, and gave them a careless, helpless little shrug. “I caught him peeing on the floor in here.”

 

Silence met my statement. Shocked, disgusted, titillated, the whole mix of emotions was visible in the faces of the crowd. One of my vanilla friends, Gabrielle, met my gaze with her own…and grinned, surprising me. I winked back at her. If she could handle this side of me… Well, that left my male vanilla friends, some of whom looked very disgusted. Feeling a giggle welling up inside of me, I couldn’t help it; I just had to add,

 

“This was nothing! You should see what I do to men who leave the toilet seat up at home,” I drawled. Most of the men drew back in shock. I gently nudged Mr. Embarrassed Bear with my toe. “Go get your shirt, and finish mopping up the floor.” Like a good Domina should when surprised by an unplanned audience, I stepped around him, placing myself firmly between him and the audience, giving him my tacit protection. No one was going to get to him, without going through me. Quirt in one hand, the other making shooing motions, I addressed them with a kindly smile. “Nothing more to see here, folks. Move along, move along. The bathroom will be ready for use in another ten minutes or so, ladies only. And I do mean Ladies *Only*,” I added darkly, reminding the men of what they had seen. “Move along, Happy Halloween, nothing to see, here…”

 

Fucking with Einstein! PhoneSex with Splendor!

Ok my faithfull followers! I guess you have suffererd long enough..Part Two!!!

*Ohh, he’s learning. What would it be like to have one this big and strong permanently at my command?* I wondered. What an intoxicating thought. I kept my expression smooth, however. “You will walk on your knees, as punishment for splashing and soiling my boots. Remember that all the urine you track across the floor with your knees will also have to be mopped up. I want this place restored to as sweet-smelling as it used to be.”

 

He gave me a dark look, but waddled over to the sink. Pressing the button twice, he soaked his shirt, then turned and knelt on hands and knees, mopping the floor with the wadded-up cotton. He didn’t do too bad a job, either. When he was almost through, two more women entered the restroom, and stopped in their tracks, a cat-woman and a jockey. Both gasped.

 

“Oh, my god!”

 

“What the hell is going on, in here?”

 

“I caught him peeing all over the floor. I’m just making sure he cleans up his mess. You might want to use the restrooms at the far end of the pavilion until this one’s usable again,” I added, glancing their way. They backed out, shock and disgust on their faces—disgust as much for what I was doing to the man as for what he’d done, it seemed. Ah, the innocence of the vanilla. I was just glad none of the women so far had been among my vanilla friends. I wanted to introduce them to my alternate lifestyle gradually, not all in one go.

 

Something liquid hit the back of my left boot, splattering against my leather-covered calf. A distinct smell assaulted my nose, warm and pungent. Slowly, I turned around, just in time to see the last of his urine spray petering out. It dribbled out of the tip of his penis, a look of satisfaction crossing the blond man’s face.

 

Apparently Mr. Drunken Bear had decided to rebel. If he was going to get punished for peeing all over the place, clearly he thought he might as well get in a little revenge against me while he was at it. Right? Wrong. I stared at him. He stared back, his little smile faltering as I just continued to stare. Finally I moved. He flinched, expecting me to hit him with the quirt. Instead, I poked the toe of my boot under his teeshirt, and kicked it across the room. It slapped into one of the support-struts for the bathroom stalls and lay there in a damp, dirty heap.

 

“You will now be whipped for your insolence. And since you not only willfully disobeyed me, you did so by deliberately urinating on my person, it will be fifty strokes, not five. Remove your shorts and underwear,” I instructed him coldly, coolly. When he hesitated, I added, “The alternative is that I strike you fifty times in the face. There is no safe word that will make me stop. There is no place you can run that I will not follow. And remember that I have at least one other woman out there who is willing—nay, *eager*–to help me discipline you. So you will take your punishment, and thank me for every single stroke. That is how much you have literally…pissed…me…off.”

 

Apparently he could see just how deadly serious I was, especially in the way I clipped off each of my last three words. Without rising from his knees, he quickly removed his shorts and boxers and dropped them on the pile of his costume. I nodded my head slightly, acknowledging his compliance.

 

“…You will now assume the punishment position. Failure to comply will result in an extra ten lashes. Get on your knees, with your knees widely spread,” I instructed him. He complied, hesitating only a fraction of a second. I nodded again. “Now lock your hands behind your head. Good. Now sit back on your heels, and lean your head back as far as you can go—widen your knees even further, and you’ll have the balance to maintain your stance.”

 

He complied. As soon as he was more or less comfortable, I struck, lashing his right nipple. THWAP! He jumped with a grunt. I struck again, same spot, same target, same welt. I struck his other nipple twice, the right one again, the left one…and then stopped.

 

“You forgot something, slave. You forgot to thank me with each stroke. So we will have to start all over again,” I informed him mock-lightly. “Ready?”

 

THWACK! He gasped as I hit his tenderized nipples. I waited, and waited, and finally he said, “…Thank you, Mistress!”

 

I hit the same nipple again.

 

“Thank you, Mistress!” Again. “Thank you, Mistress!” And again. “Ahh!—Thank you, Mistress!”

 

I hit him about six or seven more times, this time focusing on his left nipple, each time receiving his gratitude—Mr. Urinating Bear could be taught, it seemed—then stopped.

 

“Hmm…I can’t remember how many strokes that was. I’m only going to give you fifty, but I want to make sure you get the full fifty. So we will start over again, and you will keep count for me. You will say, ‘Thank you, Mistress, that was one!’ and ‘Thank you, Mistress, that was two!’, and so on and so forth. Failure to comply will add ten more lashes to the total.”

 

“—Do you have to keep hitting my nipples?” he gasped as I started to swing the quirt.

 

In the fraction of time I had while his words were still registering, I thought about adding twenty lashes for daring to question me. Then I remembered that this was a new slave, possibly experiencing his first whipping, ever. A glance at his crotch showed his penis was decidedly stiffer and thicker than before. The little cowl over the head was beginning to peel back, revealing the mushroom-shaped tip. *He likes this, does he?* Was this the secret behind his urinating on the floor? A bid for attention, however negative? *How wonderful…* I lowered the quirt and smiled. “Is this your first time being disciplined by a Mistress?”

 

“Yes. …Yes, Mistress,” he added as my smile slipped towards a scowl.

 

“Then understand the rules. You aren’t allowed to question your Mistress’s authority. You aren’t allowed to question your punishments, or how or where they are delivered, unless it is to verify your orders. But since it is your first time, I will be kind, and vary my strokes a little more. Resume the punishment position, or face ten extra lashes.”

 

As soon as he was ready, I struck him on the inside of his right thigh. And waited.

 

“Uh…thank you, Mistress, that was one,” he managed.

 

I struck the inside of his left thigh.

 

“Thank you, Mistress, that was two.” I smacked the muscles of that near-washboard stomach, hard. He grimaced. “Thank you, Mistress, that was three!” and I smacked his swollen, welted left nipple. “Ahh!! …Thank you, Mistress, that was four!”

 

He was definitely getting harder. I applied a few slaps to his biceps—oh, he had nice, strong arms and shoulders, must’ve been a linebacker or something back in high school, and was clearly conscientious about keeping in shape, even now around my own age, thirty or so. I then worked my way down his ribs, focusing more and more on his lower abdomen and inner thighs. By thirty, his penis was as hard as the concrete floor he was kneeling on, hard and red, twitching with each blow. I focused on his thighs, which really seemed to excite him—especially since his rampant shaft was now blocking easy access to his abdomen—and then flicked a sudden, hard slap to the tip of his penis with the quirt.

 

“AHH!!” Panting, muscles bulging with the effort to maintain his position, he rested a moment, blinked at the ceiling, then gasped, “—Thank you, Mistress, that was thirty-nine!”

 

A drop of pre-cum had pearled at the tip of his penis. I smacked his thigh twice as hard and fast as I could, as high as I dared, right next to his testicles. His ball sack quivered.

“Thank you, Mistress, that was forty—thank you, Mistress that was f—ohhh!” was all he got out in a tight gasp, then his hips shot up off his heels and he started cumming.

Stay tuned slaves!!!

Halloween, Mr. Bear, and his Lesson

We were at the fairgrounds for Halloween, having a costume party, all my vanilla friends and I, plus many others I didn’t know, a real community thing. Since I was growing tired of presenting myself as equally vanilla, and since it was a costume party and therefore bound to be taken with less shock, I dressed up in my Domina clothes. Knee boots, a short skirt to show off my voluptuous legs, a tight bustier for my ample cleavage, my chestnut hair pulled back into a high ponytail, and a quirt (stiff, thin riding whip) tucked into my belt.

The party was going well enough, located in one of those huge cement-block exhibition pavilions. I decided to visit the ladies’ room to freshen up, but when I got there, I saw a bear peeing all over the place. That’s right, a bear. A tall, large man in a bear costume, the lower part of the costume unzipped enough to show off his longish penis in one furry paw-glove, peeing on the floor. That (to pardon the pun) really pissed me off.

“What the hell do you think you’re doing?” I demanded. Of course, he turned in astonishment, and splashed my boots with his urine. He stopped peeing, whipping off his bear’s head to stare at me, his expression a little shocked. I was now literally as well as figuratively pissed off, and while my first impression was of a mountainous-sized blond guy a good twenty or more inches taller than my 5’5″, my second one focused on the necklace he was wearing. It was a band of silver maybe a centimeter wide, with a couple thin silver wires arcing around the band back and forth in modern art randomness; it also vaguely looked like a slave’s collar. I know it wasn’t one, but my Domina instincts took over, giving my disgust and outrage a defined, controlled, and therefore relatively safe outlet.

Reaching up, I hooked my finger under that collar, and tugged him down to my level. I guess he didn’t want it to break, since he resisted only a moment before bending over with a grimace. I also smelled a lot of beer on his breath, so I guess he was drunk. Well, lucky him; here I was, already in the mood to give him a little lesson in sobering up. I gave him a little smile, and purred in my best Domina’s-mad-at-her-little-boy voice,

“You are going to clean up every last drop of urine you peed all over our nice, clean cement floor. You see, this is the Ladies’ Room,” I continued, transferring hold of his collar to my left hand and drawing my quirt with my right, nice and slow so he wouldn’t get alarmed. “Now, the Men’s Room may smell like urine, and have urine splashed all over the floor, because the men who use it can’t aim straight and don’t ever care that they’re standing on their own filth, and walking on the filth of others, but this is the realm of goddesses, and it is to be *nice*—” SMACK! “—and *clean* smelling—” SMACK! “—and *pleasant*—” SMACK! “—for us to use!”

Each word was emphasized with voice and quirt, applied in an inside backhand shot to the waistband opening of his bear costume. Not my best stroke for power, but he got the idea. I think the first two blows were deflected by the furry costume, especially since I was still looking him in the eyes and not at my target, but the third one, that one dropped him to his knees with a gasp and a protective huddle over his groin. I let go of the collar so he could fall at my feet.

“We are goddesses, Mr. Bear, and must rightfully be worshipped, not defiled.” I extended my right boot close to his hunched-over head. “It is obvious to me that you need to learn this lesson. You will now lick my boots and show me your apology for what you have done.” He looked up at me in disbelief at that, breathing heavily. I lifted the quirt. “Should I discipline you again? The next time you disobey, I will strip that costume and its padded protection off of you, before I whip you. Lick my urine-soaked boot. Show it how much you are sorry for getting it so foully wet.”

He stared up at me, this huge man huddled in a bear costume, no doubt gauging how serious I was. Since my expression was very serious, he finally stooped over and touched his mouth reluctantly to my outstretched boot. He stopped after the first lick, so I flicked the top of his head with the tip of the quirt, a fast, stinging attack. He reared up for a moment, then ducked his head again when I lifted my hand, preparing for another strike.

“I didn’t give you permission to stop. Keep kissing it… Good. Now, kiss my left boot in apology, too, since you got urine on it as well.” He lifted his head to protest. I tapped his cheek with the tip of my quirt. “I can strike you to sting, or I can strike you to scar. The more you show disobedience, the heavier my blows will become. You have disrespected and desecrated the sanctity of the Ladies’ Room, the realm of goddesses of all ages and types. I will not permit this kind of action to continue as a habit, drunken or otherwise. Kiss the boot, and remove your costume, or I will show you the true depths of my displeasure.”

My voice never once rose above a murmur. It’s not necessary to constantly shout at your subs. In fact, I find it more effective to keep an even, quiet tone with them as much as possible, reserving any real volume or emotional emphasis for when I really need to emphasis a lesson. Keeping the voice low also ensures that they have to strain to hear what you are saying, which guarantees they’ll pay attention to your words. He hesitated a long moment, long enough I almost whipped him again, then he bent his head and kissed my left boot. Oh, the thrill of having this complete stranger, who outweighed even plump, curvaceous me by probably a hundred pounds of muscle and bone, obedient to my whim and my will—you Doms and Dominas know what I’m talking about. I tamped down my pleasure; this wasn’t about pleasure, after all, but rather, discipline. Punishment. I had to do it in the name of all the other women who might walk in here unsuspecting, and get their shoes soiled with this dirty bear’s pee.

He’d had half a minute to worship my other shoe. I tapped him lightly on the head with the tip of the quirt. “That’s enough. Now remove your costume.”

He sat up and unzipped the front, peeling it off his shoulders, then started to rise to get it off his legs. I tapped him on the head, a little harder than the last time, but not quite enough to sting. Just enough to get his attention.

“I didn’t say you could get to your feet. Take it off on your knees.”

He paused and stared at me, gauging no doubt how long this game was going to go on, and whether or not he should continue to play. *Tough shit,* I thought at him, knowing he couldn’t hear it, but set on my course of action. *You started this by violating our sanctum. You’ll learn your lesson yet.*

Something of that thought showed on my face, for he peeled his legs out of the suit and pushed it aside. He knelt before me in a white teeshirt and blue cotton shorts, his penis still exposed at the fly. Without the fake fur in the way, I could see it really was long, proportionate in length to his body, which was over seven feet tall. That penis was semi-erect at best, but definitely not flaccid, arching out just a little from the opening in his shorts.

At that moment, a trio of women walked into the Ladies’ Room. They stopped dead at the sight of me in my Domina clothes, and the exposed man kneeling in his underclothes, the bear costume piled at his side. I smiled tightly at them in apology, as the man flushed and hurriedly stuffed himself back in his pants. “He peed all over the floor. I’m just disciplining him for it.”

“Eww,” said the first one, a blond in a mermaid costume.

“You go, girl!” said the second one, a black woman dressed like Cruella deVille.

“That’s pee, on the floor?” the third one, dressed like a cheerleader, asked, wrinkling her nose at the splattered lines of liquid half-soaked into the concrete. “Ugh! If I wanted to smell stale pee, I’d have used the men’s room!”

“My sentiments exactly. Have any of you seen a mop around here?” I asked. They all shrugged. “Fine. Mr. Bear, take off your teeshirt. You will use that as your mop, and swab this entire floor with it, or at least until this restroom looks and smells clean again.”

“—Fuck this!” he exclaimed, and pushed to his feet to leave. I tossed the quirt at Cruella-girl and leapt at him. My hands hooked around the back of his neck and my boots braced against his thighs. There isn’t much a petite-by-comparison lady can do to a man of his size, but the position I grabbed him in threw his weight forward, bowing his head and his back. He tried to grab me to get me off of him, struggling to balance himself and all of my weight, tugging on his neck…and Cruella-girl did exactly what I’d hoped she would. She smacked him three times on the ass, hard and fast. Her technique was amateurish at best, since she laid the middle of the rod on his buttocks from what little I could see, given my position, but the pain and its warning were still there. He yelped, caught doubled-over and held vulnerable by my considerable weight and his need to keep his balance.

“ON YOUR KNEES!” I snarled at him, baring my teeth like a feral cat from only inches away, kicking my legs out and yanking down on his head as I landed on my feet. He stared at me, wide-eyed, then dropped to his knees, aided by the push of my hands on the back of his neck. *Good little drunken asshole.* I let go of his neck as he dropped and held out my hand. Cruella-girl snickered and handed the quirt back. Her girlfriends were a little shocked looking, especially the mermaid one.

“Oh, I’ve always wanted to do that! Can I stay and watch?” Cruella-girl asked, still giggling.

“If you want.” A cop friend of mine had once told me that it’s really easy to shame someone who’s drunk, and the more I shamed this guy, the better he’d probably learn his lesson.

“Well, *I* don’t want to watch! This is disgusting!” Mermaid asserted, and took herself out of the room, clearly offended. Cheerleader lingered a moment, eyeing the half-naked man on his knees, then followed her friend with a sigh.

“…I suppose I ought to follow them, since they’re my ride home,” Cruella sighed. “But if you need help disciplining this naughty…bear,” she giggled, “come looking for me and we’ll tie him up proper. Remember, a good kick in the nut-sack will bring him down to our height next time, if he gives you any problems.”

“I’ll do that. Have a nice time,” I wished her as she sauntered out, giving us one last, lingering look before vanishing with another giggle. Turning to the dirty bear, I tapped the tip of the quirt against my knee. “You’ve been very, very naughty. You need to learn to take your punishment like a man. Take off your shirt. *Now!*”

I accompanied the demand with a hard slap of the quirt’s tip against the leather top of my boot, the sound alone making him flinch. He started to strip the teeshirt off over his head, then paused. “I don’t want to play this game anymore.”

I leaned down and looked him in the eyes. “This isn’t a game. You fouled this chamber by pissing all over it, and you will clean it up. Your mess, your responsibility. When it has been cleaned to my satisfaction, you will be free to go. The more you resist, the more you will be punished. Now take off your shirt, get it wet in the sink, and start scrubbing your urine from the floor. The next time you protest, it will be five strokes to your ass—and pull your penis back out of your shorts!” I added, whipping his stomach with the tip of the quirt. “I didn’t give you permission to put it back! Since that is the offending organ, it will be displayed the entire time you work. You will have to *earn* the right to cover your shame. Remember, this isn’t a game. You have done wrong, and now you must set things right again. If you resist, I will call the police and tell them you flashed me and those other girls, which you technically did. They like to bugger flashers, in jail—you know, anal rape? Pull out your penis and remove your shirt. Your Mistress will not ask you so politely again.”

He hesitated a moment, but only a moment, and stripped off his shirt, exposing a heavily muscled, lightly tanned torso. He started to get to his feet, then hesitated again. “…May I get up and walk to the sink…Mistress?”

Wow. I think Einstein might be catching on!!!

Stay tuned, Fans.

Unsuspecting sheep

I just love Halloween. Ya know why? Cuz it allows me to be the wolf in sheeps clothing. Dressing up in a silly little costume, my victims fall prey to the assumed innocence of the holiday.Everyone is pretending to be something they are not…myself included, you ignorant little shits!Start talking your naughty smack to me about how you always wanted to try something twisted, some dark perversion.How you wanted to dabble in the occult not just some white cake fantasy, but a dream truly rooted in evil. You think I am kidding. Until you hit the bottom step of my basement lair and realize what a HUGE mistake you have made. You turn, with a nervous smile, and stammer that there must be some misunderstanding. I smile in turn, but there is a wickedness in it that makes you begin to sweat…as I close the door, and lock it.

…a nervous laugh escapes your lips….and at that moment we both know that was the final escape of the evening…

Gasp!!!

hahahahahahahahaaaa!

Idiot

SERVING ME 101

I want you.

I want you to be mine.

I want you to *show* that you are mine, submissive to my every desire. Mine to do with as I please, to say yes as a good little boy should say to his Mistress, and never say no. To agree to whatever I want, whatever experiment, whatever position, whatever whim I might have in mind for you. I want you to agree that *my* pleasure is paramount, the end-all and be-all of your existence, and far more important than your own, to give me what I’m not getting elsewhere in the tedium of my life.

I want you to kneel naked before me, heels under your buttocks in that way you know I like, the way that spreads your ass cheeks just that little extra bit, making you hyperaware that your asshole is mine, too. I want your knees splayed wide, too, displaying the penis and balls dangling at the apex of your thighs–and that penis had better be hard; it’s disrespectful to be limp in front of your goddess.

I might want your hands clasped behind your back at the base of your spine, or I might want their fingers laced together behind your head, but either way, they will be out of my way, as you keep your head down and your shoulders back, displaying your chest and the nipples standing sentry there. You will not look up at my face, my breasts, or even my cunt unless I give you permission to; you are not worthy to gaze upon them without my will. I am a goddess, and you will show your devotion to me in the manner that pleases me best.

I want every inch of your body cleaned when you present yourself like a gift to me, scrubbed from head to foot, including behind the ears and between the toes. If I want you to wear cologne or perfume, I will let you know, but I do *not* want to smell your sweat until you’re bound and chained, and writhing in the ecstasy of the pain I can and will bestow upon you. I do not want to smell that stale cornchip odor on your feet, and I don’t want to smell stale urine on your cock—no, on *my* cock. If you are kneeling before me, submissive, then everything that was yours is now mine, and your penis is the most personal gift you can make. It will be mine.

Your armpits are to be shaved. This goes right along with the command that you must smell sweet and clean. So must your testicles. If I want hair on your ballsack, I will let you know, and give it time to grow. For right now, it must be as clean-shaven as your jawline. Possessing a beard and moustache are also out—they are signs of rebellion, of wanting to reassert your masculinity, and if you rebel, I will use my riding crop on the tender inner skin of your thighs.

I want you to worship me.

Are you worthy?