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You Will Never Fuck Me

That tiny little stump dangling from between your legs is pathetic. But you didn’t need me to tell you that, did you? You’ve always known it’s smaller than normal- too small to please a woman, especially a hot girl like me.

I need cock and your ridiculous excuse for a penis will never come close. But you can’t keep your hands – excuse me, your index finger and your thumb – because it just gets lost in your hand- out of your pants, can you? You’re a freak of nature. So horny, yet so inadequately equipped to satisfy me.

So go ahead, show me what a little man does when he’s dealt from the short stack. I want to watch you play with that little tinker toy! Don’t even think about getting your jizz anywhere near me, loser. That crusty cum rag next to your bed is the only thing your tiny load is worthy of touching.

The closest you’ll ever come to fucking me is by living vicariously through a real man while he fills me with his cock. Learn your place, faggot… and I might let you watch. Of course, we’ll laugh at you while you play with that worthless piece of flesh, but you’re used to that, right?

 

Written By: Missy
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Email:misbehavingmissy69@yahoo.com

 

 

 

 

 

You’re Such a Loser

Mean girl phone sex isn’t for just anyone, it’s for losers only. That would be YOU! I am mean by nature, it’s something I don’t fake.

Let’s get real, do you think a girl like me would ever be caught with a loser like you? If we were out in public together, strangers would know right away you would be paying me to be near you. You can’t fool anyone.

Losers like you need to be put in your place and totally humiliated. You’re so pathetic and have no one in your life so you will take anything. That’s why you call me because you have nothing else to look forward too.

Sometimes the sound of your loser voice annoys me so bad and I just put the phone down and ignore your pathetic ass. You’re so desperate that you press the phone against your ear to hear if I am near the phone. Little do you know, I have the phone on my nightstand and my boyfriend between my legs eating my pussy while I laugh and tell him what a pathetic loser you are. You so badly wish that was you eating my pussy, you and I both know that will never happen! I might put the phone down there so you can listen.

You’re such a loser!

 

Written By: Missy
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You Are Afraid Of Me

 

I know you’re scared to call me. You’re afraid of what I will do with all the photos I make you send me. You’re afraid I will post them online and show everyone what a loser you are. Perhaps, you’re scared I will never let you cum because you wont behave. You’re afraid of all the naughty things I will make you do before I let you “possibly” cum.

You have a good reason to be afraid of me! I will blackmail you into submission. I will make you my personal play toy. I will laugh at your pathetic little cock. I will invite all my hot girlfriends over to see you play with it. I will handcuff you to my bed and tease that little pencil dick of yours. You’ll be begging me to touch your pathetic dick, and pleading with me to let you cum. 

You know who you are, and if you don’t mention this blog, I’ll NEVER let you cum again!

 

 

Written By: Missy
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Worship My Perfect Ass

You can admit, my sweet, young ass is absolutely perfect! It’s the kind of ass worth getting on your knees for.

I know you spent your whole day at work thinking about me sitting on your face. Did you touch yourself under your desk for me again?

Remember when I told you if you were good, you might get to lick my little pink fuck hole? Maybe next time, for now you’re my little ass slave. You don’t deserve this pussy. You’re lucky to get my ass.

Your pathetic tongue will lick, kiss, and worship every crevice of my ass. You spoil me rotten for a chance to slide your tongue inside. Even though I laugh at you and show all my friends photos of you naked on all fours begging you still come back for more. Just admit it, you’re addicted to this ass and can’t say no to me.

 

 

Written By: Missy
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Email:misbehavingmissy69@yahoo.com

 

 

 

Wallet Fucking Princess

Hello all you pathetic piggy’s! Make no mistake, I’m evil and manipulative to you no dick losers. I am the snobby, sexy, bitchy princess you have been craving. You faggot losers would be nothing without me!

I laugh my ass off at you pay wimps always begging to open your wallet and serve me. I take and take until I drain you until there is nothing left. Go ahead losers submit to Princess Missy, I dare you!

When you are left helpless crawling on the floor at my feet begging for more, don’t be surprised you will get NO sympathy from me.

I know you will be graveling soon.

 

 

Written By: Missy
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I can spot a loser anywhere!

It’s Spring Break!

I spent some time at the beach and couldn’t believe how many losers were there. By looking at their wives/girlfriends, it’s no wonder why they were staring me.

There you were sitting with your sun screened nose, plaid trunks with your tiny dick, and next to your repulsive woman – YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER. I’m glad to give you that few moments of eye candy that you can jack off too later, but you are worthless to me.

What cracks me up is these guys don’t know they’re a loser. They think they can attract a girl like me? HA HA!

Sad. Pathetic.

I went to a bar on the beach, had a drink, and asked the bartender for a pen and napkin. I went back and handed the loser the napkin that had my name on it, and I written out Phone Sex Loser Line- 866.403.2903

He called me the very next day and wanted me to humiliate him for an hour. Go figure. I can spot a loser anywhere.

 

 

Written By: Missy
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Valentine’s Day Chocolates

Happy Valentines Day, Loser!

It’s supposedly a day of love and I’m feeling super generous and want to give you something nice.

I tell you to close your eyes and hold out your hands. I place a heart shaped box of chocolates in the palm of your sweaty hands. You open it with excitement and see big pieces of chocolate in brown paper candy cups.

I grab one of the chocolates and tell you to open wide. I instruct you not to bite into it and just let the creaminess melt in your mouth. I see you’re enjoying your Missy chocolates, aren’t you loser?

You know I would never buy you a damn thing but Valentines Day is one of my favorite times of the year, so I wanted to be nice and give you my brown, smelly shit.

I personalized each one, so no two pieces of shit were the same. There’s a few with white cream in the middle. My asshole got fucked by a couple of well hung guys and I thought that it would make the perfect treat for you!

Enjoy!

 

 

 

Written By: Missy
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Email:misbehavingmissy69@yahoo.com

 

 

Shit Talker

Didn’t anyone ever teach you not to talk with your mouth full? We both know why, don’t we? Since your mouth is full, I’ll tell the world the reason why. It’s time we’ve cum clean with your nasty little habit. Get it, cum clean? Ha, Ha! Someone like you doesn’t know the meaning of clean.

YOU ARE A SHIT EATING ASS FUCKER WHO ENJOYS MY DIRTY, SMELLY SHIT!

Can’t get enough, can you? It seems the farther your tongue is in my tight, puckered asshole, the more I want to explode on you, or maybe all over you!

Are you deserving enough today for my hot, steamy load? Worship my shit hole properly and we will see what I have for you.

Misbehaving Missy

 

Written By: Missy
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Email:misbehavingmissy69@yahoo.com

 

 

Worthless Dick

I’ve got one word for you…..worthless! That is what you are when you have a small, worthless dick. You’re less than a man when you have something so small between your legs. I can finger my pussy better than you could ever fuck me.

You’ve known your whole life your dick is tiny but you need me to confirm how pathetic you really are. No woman wants you so that’s why you pay me to tell you exactly what I think. If any female in your life has told you otherwise, she is totally lying. When you send me a picture of your little clit, the only thing I see is a fat wallet. That would be the only pleasure I could ever get from your worthless, useless self.

Look at me, do you think a hot girl like me would ever want you? Not a chance in hell but I will drain your wallet while laughing at your tiny clit getting hard.

 

 

Written By: Missy
Call  Missy @ 1-866-403-2903
Email:misbehavingmissy69@yahoo.com

 

 

All You Want For Christmas…..

Happy Holiday’s Losers!

Only I know what you really want for Christmas. No one knows the real you like I do. They would be shocked to know that all you want is my shit and farts. You’re so addicted, aren’t you faggot?

I can picture your ultimate Christmas with me. You run to your stocking with your name on it-“Loser,” of course. You reach into your big, red stocking and find a glass bottle. I instruct you to open it and take a big whiff. It’s just what a pathetic loser like you has been hoping for all year long. I bottled up my farts just for you.

I’m feeling extra generous this year and I am going to smother your  pathetic face with my gorgeous ass while I give you a brown and yellow Christmas treat.

 

Show me how much you care!

 

Written By: Missy
Call  Missy @ 1-866-403-2903
Email:misbehavingmissy69@yahoo.com