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Thanks for the road side assistance today!!!

Today was a very hectic day for me. I felt like I was running around like a chicken with it’s head cut off. I got a few things accomplished and the other things, ehhh there’s always tomorow. I have missed some calls and I’m so sorry guys. I am back and hot ~n~ horny for you as always 😉 I did however did a call in my car today. He knew I was in my car and that made him x-tra turned on. I thought cool deal, if he’s excited then let’s rock it out. I pulled over and got comfortable. This guy was getting me so incredibly turned on. My pussy was dripping and nips were so hard they could cut glass. I had my foot up on my dash and my skirt pulled up, panties to the side and 3 fingers deep into my dripping wet pussy. I squirted so far on my dash! It turned me more on seeing my cum plastered all over my car. He took me places I’ve never even gone before and for me that’s pretty damn good because if ya know me, I’ve gone everywhere!! Thanks J.P. for the road assistance, I owe you one!

The one and only,

M.M.

Hey Stupid Cupid! [Well, that got your attention]

Hiya boys!! Your favorite gal is here!! Look at what my sexy girl Missy ( http://theklassykat.com/missy/) did for me.. She made me that banner for Valentines Day. How awesome is she? I have to give her props and big hugz!!

As you know, Valentines Day is right around the corner and did I mention I love long red stem roses and Godiva chocolate!! Hmmm mmmm!! Loveee it baby!

I’m in the mood for love or maybe I am in the mood for kinky sex. Fuck love and fill my holes, hehe!

If you’re dateless like me this Valentines-join the club! Let’s get together and make something special happen. I am open to anything and I would love to hear what you can bring to the table. I’m all yours and yes I fuck like a porn star (Memphis Sighs). 

The One And Only M.M.

Almost game time….boyzzz

Get the beer on tap, the pizza in the oven, the munchies ready and a litle pussy for halftime. Not just any pussy but my pussy, silly! What’s more exciting for halftime- me or watching Bruce Sringsteen! Oh yes, I keep up with this shit. Who you routing for? Arizona Cardinals or the Pittsburgh Steelers? It’s going to be a fun day and I’m all over it!! Literally (LOL) 

You UP for a nightcap?

There I go again, always getting caught with a dick in my mouth. Why does that always happen, sheesh! Anyways, it’s Friday night and I am going out with my girls. Can’t frigin wait! It’s going to be a good time! If you’re with me, it’s always a good time 😉 I never let a dull moment pass me by. Do you have any plans tonight, darling? I think you should go out and get a good buzz on. Get yourself really turned on by some sexy bartender or bar whore. Come home and dial my digits (Let me refresh your memory) 1~866~629~7037 I will defiantly have a buzz going on and feeling mighty frisky tonight. Have fun and meet up with you tonight! M.M.

 

What am I going to do with you, Mr.John???

Where do I even begin? You fuck fantasic! Your throbbing cock fits in my warm pussy like a fucking glove. That’s right baby, I am Ms. Hoover to you. I suck so good! My mouth is like a tight suction cup waiting to slurp up all your hot cum. Are you ready to be taken? Ready to be pushed up against the wall, legs apart and feeling my voluptuous body rubbing all over yours. So, I ask you this, Mr. John…. Are you ready for round 3 and 4?

Your one and only, M.M.

Hey there sexy! Yes~ I am talking to you :)

Hey there guys!! Your hottie is on the prowl this weekend! I love to do everything I can to tease the absolute fuck out of your cock. I had a long week and I’m ready to get buck wild! Whadduua say??? You up for a girl like me? I’m confident, smart and I have an awesome sense of humor (Or at least , this is what my friends tell me, anyways).

I’m going to a movie with an old guy friend tonight. I don’t know what we are seeing but I’ve been in the house all day so, I am not going to be picky. I’ll be home for you later. Please wait up for me. I’m one hot piece of ass that needs to be  devoured tonight!

Horny Always, M.M.

I’m kind of a big deal {Smiles}

Well hello, all you sexy hunks! How was your weekend? Sad it has cum to an end and you actually have to work a full week this week, huh? Life blows… I have to work all week too. I know it’s hard being me sometimes (LOL). I actually have some shoots this week but I will be around for the most part. For those of you who don’t know me, I’m kind of a BIG deal, haha. That’s a line from a Will Ferrell movie, I’m not that conceded but….. I do modeling and I dabble into some porn. I’m a dabbler hehe.

GREATEST phone fuck of your life right here, baby! One guy asked me last week if anything was off limits and I told him {ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY DUDE} HELLS NO!!!! I’m as open as they cum.

Shout out to my girl Joanne- love ya

Also- Don H. got your comment. We will hook up this week, just calm down a lil (LOL) Just keep your pants on till ya get me!!      

~M.M.~

Hit Me With Your Best Shot!

 

You know I’m the girl who does it all. Anyone who knows me, knows that I love cum. I love it on my face, tits, ass, mouth

 

 

I want all your cum plastered all over my face. I love a HUGE cum shot all over my pretty lil face and big titties. I absolutely love tasting all your cum off of these DD’s. Cum on handsome, hit me with your best shot and fire away!! Can’t wait to taste you…. M.M.

Memphis Monroe is my name and SUCKING COCK is my game :)

Cock sucker Memphis Monroe here to do wonders to your swollen cock. You think you have a raging hard-on now, you haven’t seen anything yet. I love sucking cock just as much as I love fucking. There’s an art to cock sucking and I defiantly mastered it!!! I’ll be your nasty little whore and with my BIG BOUNCY TITS there’s no way you’re not titty fucking these love jugs. Cum and experience what a TRUE porn star can do… Kisses all the way down your cock!!  M.M.