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Drink My Piss

I love golden shower phone sex. Especially after a night out on the town, drinking and partying with my friends.  I hold it all night long, knowing that one of my slut callers will call me up when I can barely take it any more and I can piss all over his face.  Oh yeah, you like that don’t you?  The way it gushes down onto your face with such force.  Drink it all up and tell me how good it tastes.  Feel it dripping down your chin and into your nose and eyes.  Oh I know you like it you dirty piss drinking slut!  And I love giving it to you!


This Klassy Kat Phone Sex blog written by Malaya.
Call Malaya at 1.866.659.8370
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Open Up and Give It To Me

There’s something about a loser like you that makes me laugh.  How you stutter when you try to speak to me and your cock gets hard.  You know I would never be with a loser like you, that idea is just out of the question.  So you offer me something else that you know will get my attention, cold hard cash.  Oh yes loser boy, that’s right.  I’m not interested in your dick but what’s in your wallet, oh yeah I’ll take all of that!  I’m your ultimate phone sex dream.  A freak in the sheets, a vixen to drive you wild.  But the only way you can get my attention, is to pay for it.  So open up that wallet loser and give it all to me!


This Klassy Kat Phone Sex blog written by Malaya.
Call Malaya at 1.866.659.8370
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The Vampire In Me

Not many of you realize just how extreme I am, how I love a challenge.  I’m not your typical moan and groan girl, never have been never will be.  So when a phone sex caller comes along who picques my interest I love it.  This was the case with my vampire caller the other night.  What can I say other then thank you.  He recognized the power I exude, the control I need to have, and how I hunger for your blood.  I don’t speak to many of you about my vampire kink because quite honestly I know you’re a bunch of fucking cowards who couldn’t handle a hot, sexy temptress like myself latching onto their neck and draining them.  Brett though, he’s different.  Not only does he welcome the idea but he practically begs for it.  I fed on him like I haven’t feasted in so long and it felt incredible.  Are you truly into vampire phone sex too or are you afraid of the complete control that I would have over your worthless, weak body and mind.

Malaya


This Klassy Kat Phone Sex blog written by Malaya.
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Pathetic Cock Stroker

You stand before me with that glint of hope in your eye, your itty bitty cock in your hand.  You pray that I will tell you it is good enough, that I will let you fuck me.  You cringe when I open my mouth to speak and nothing but laughter pours out of these sexy lips.  Could you be any more pathetic?  That’s not a cock, it’s a clitty and you know it!  You are weak little worm, standing there with that limp noodle in your hand.  Seriously, you need to get down on your knees and hold thing to the floor so I can crush it with my six inch heel.  No reason for you to subject another woman to that joke!


This Klassy Kat Phone Sex blog written by Malaya.
Call Malaya at 1.866.659.8370
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Forced Masturbation Phone Sex!

Oh I just love catching you playing with yourself, jerking on that cock, furiously wishing you were doing all those nasty things that you’re watching in that porno you can’t seem to stop playing.  I love your embarrassment at being caught, and I laugh hysterically when you can’t even seem to stop yourself.   You’re such a pathetic filthy pervert!

I also love reminding you of the fact that you’ll never get to get a taste of this sweet ass of mine either!  So instead, I make you jerk it for me and my friends, while we laugh at you, humilating you, while we force you to jerk it for us!  All the while, reminding you that this is the closest thing you’ll ever get to having sex with me in your pathetic life!

You’re nothing but a loser jerker boy!  So let go of that thing long enough to pick up the phone for some hot Forced Masturbation Phone sex!


This Klassy Kat Phone Sex blog written by Malaya.
Call Malaya at 1.866.659.8370
for Phone Sex. Visit Malaya's web site


Sissy Bitch Phone Sex

Addressing all sissy bitches -
No matter who you think you are, from this moment on you will be my fucktoy. When you are, for some ungodly reason, feeling full of yourself, I will take you down off your perch with my handy little whip. Should you ever think it “cool” to sass me, I will smack the lipstick off your slut mouth, and replace the spit that fell out with my strap on, or a big fat cock. In the event you decide you can handle your desires on your own, and you don’t need a teacher, quit thinking for yourself, and kneel…for it is only under the direction of a beautiful woman like myself, that you can feel tuly complete. I am not one to play games, I will make you my maid/bitch/slut/trick/anything that will make me giggle and you will submit because you know it is your true nature…..as do I. So, grab your heels, stockings, and your kneepads and prepare for the fun to begin!

Ms. Malaya


This Klassy Kat Phone Sex blog written by Malaya.
Call Malaya at 1.866.659.8370
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GO FUCK YOURSELF….literally

Want to fuck yourself up the ass hands free? Well all is not lost this freaky chick knows just what you need. Here we go now; so pay close attention; wouldn’t want any of you morons to miss any of the important details. First off you will need a mattress, a broom, “not the metal kind, the old wooden kind with a rounded end”, lube for the hole of course, last but not least, set a side enough time for playing with your funhole. Now take your broom and your lube into your bedroom, put the broom with the handle sticking out, do I need to point out to you morons just leave about 6 inches sticking out, between the mattress and the box spring. Now lube up your ass, bend over, and back slowly onto the broom handle. Is it in yet? Waiting…… Alright; you know the drill, back and fourth we go, that’s a good little bitch, keep on pumping it, are you feeling that wonderful feeling building up in your pucker hole yet? That’s right; faster, oooh almost there, one more, there we go. Was that as good for you as it was for me? How you may ask was it good for me? Well fuck that’s easy; just picturing one of you sad losers, bent over, fucking yourself with a broom handle gave me the best damn laugh I’ve had in days. Here, here to the joys of broom fucking and to all the sad losers that feel compelled to take it up the ass.


This Klassy Kat Phone Sex blog written by Malaya.
Call Malaya at 1.866.659.8370
for Phone Sex. Visit Malaya's web site


Show me weakness and I’ll show you pain!

Listen up!! I don’t fuck around pretending to be something I’m not. I’m not nice. I don’t have a lot of patience, and I thrive on worms like you. I love to bring pain and degradation to my callers and you are no exception.Open your wallet, get out your credit card and buy a call with me. When I get your receipt, I’ll turn my number on. Don’t think, asshole, that you can call me without paying first. Doesn’t work that way. Ever!!! Be naked when you call, on your knees. Have something ready to stick up your ass. If you have to lube up, pussy boy, don’t tell me about it. I hate weakness. I hate pathetic thimble dick losers like you. That’s exactly why you want to call me. You NEED my loathing. You NEED me to tell you what to do. And I will. I will probably play with my clit during the call, or fuck myself with a dildo, because it gets me so completely wet and swollen to show my power over pathetic losers like you. But I guarantee I will have my strap-on ready too … to rip your sweet little pussy ass apart. Ready? I am.


This Klassy Kat Phone Sex blog written by Malaya.
Call Malaya at 1.866.659.8370
for Phone Sex. Visit Malaya's web site


Forced To Eat Cum

You don’t like being laughed at by every woman you try to fuck, do you? That feeling of dismay and shame when you realize that once again, you came too soon, doesn’t feel too great, does it? How many times do you need to be mocked for premature ejaculation before you realize that you have a problem?

The fact is, no one wants to fuck a man who can’t keep from shooting after one minute. Phone sex with a mean Mistress is just what you need to teach yourself to hold back from premature ejaculation. Listen to her tease you, making that cock rise to attention, and then hold you enrapt and obsessed with the sound of her voice until you just about forget how badly you want to cum. Your focus should be on your phone sex, not on your orgasm, and you know that if you cum too soon, your phone sex Mistress will humiliate and torture you beyond words. You will learn to control your cum!

Of course, no lesson learned goes unrewarded. If your phone sex session proves you to be a really good slut, maybe she’ll give you a treat- something warm and creamy, shot straight from that aching cock of yours! Then again, if you cum too soon, you’ll have a huge mess on your hands that your phone sex Mistress will want no part of, and you’ll have to clean that up, too. If you want to feel yourself shoot that badly, you better get used to the taste of your own cum, or learn to not cum at all.


This Klassy Kat Phone Sex blog written by Malaya.
Call Malaya at 1.866.659.8370
for Phone Sex. Visit Malaya's web site


Rare and Unusual fetishes welcome!

I want to explore the realm of kink with you. I have bartended for years at Swingers Clubs, Fetish Clubs, and numerous titty bars. So there isn’t much I haven’t seen or tried and I have one hell of a fucking imagination. So, if you want a real and playful kinktress to share your hot fantasies with then I am the SEX GODDESS for you. I love extreme and unusual fetishes! When other girls shy away Malaya always comes out and play!


This Klassy Kat Phone Sex blog written by Malaya.
Call Malaya at 1.866.659.8370
for Phone Sex. Visit Malaya's web site