Author Archive for Madame Joanne

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Let me take you there..

I am a sensual woman who will take you further, making you do things you never dreamt you might do. Penetrating my way deep into your psyche, pushing you to your limits, testing you. Tell me how much you want me to control you, feel me surround you.

Perhaps we will start with silky. sexy panties. Find them sexually stimulating? Like the way they feel against your erection? I know you’ve got a hot secret you need to share with a woman that knows and understand what you are feeling right now. The longing and lusting is eating away at you, let’s unleash those “demons” and explore your fantasies with someone who’s experienced.

One of my specialties is showing you how to get that Forever Hard-On. Some call it tease and denial, but I prefer to think of it as cock training so you can have the ability to maintain and hold your erection for hours on end without ejaculating. In my hands your cock will quiver and drip with pre-cum whilst I tutor you intimately, artfully, but always firmly as this state of sexual Nirvana can only be attained by those willing to surrender themselves to me completely.

Whether you want to be a nasty little slut, discuss the etiquette of being a proper lady, tease your balls and prick into utter nirvana or learn how bring a woman to multiple orgasms, I will share and explore with you as we take this erotic journey together.

Embrace Your Mommy Fantasy

We are getting ready for Mother’s Day! All of our horny MILF’s and mature mommy’s are ready to pleasure you in only ways they know how. They’re experienced and can satisfy any sexual fantasy you could possibly imagine!
There’s nothing like a fine wine aged to perfection just like a fine, mature woman ready and willing to fulfill all of your hidden desires. Mature phone sex offers the highest quality of hardcore chat that’s personal and always discreet. These mature babes are sizzling hot and waiting to masturbate with you on the phone right now. Get ready to enflame your senses and all those sexual fantasies with mature phone sex today, tonight and everyday! Mommy phone sex is hotter than ever with new mothers, experienced mothers and every type in between. Mature phone sex and Mommy phone sex all here and all just waiting for you. Experience the adventure with a kinky mature woman and you will be happy that you did!
 

March Madness Begins…

We hope you take advantage of the incredible specials we are offering this month. We offer these low phone sex rates to you as a way of showing you our appreciation and gratitude. Every little bit helps, especially through this economic time. Each girl has her own speciality and I encourage you to call me so I can match you up the perfect girl. Your phone sex experience is very important to us. We want to make it the best possible experience for you. Confidentiality and respect is what you will receive with us. When you use our service expect the absolute best and nothing less.

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We offer the absolute best fantasy phone sex!

I think I speak on behalf of all the girls and myself that we absolutely love naughty girl role-plays. Creative role plays takes you to a place you once have been before or would certainly would love to encounter one day. I love imagining being the slutty cheerleader I always wanted to be who sucked off the entire football team. On many occasions I picture myself at a office desk and always wearing the sexiest oufits and flirting with all the guys. I would love to have a hot fling with the boss so I would get a higher position in the company. You wish you lived next door to me! I am one hot naughty neighbor. Oh yes! I wear the sexiest outfits and the things I do in front of my window. I’ll give you an up and close personal shot so there’s no binoculars needed, and the noises that come from my house, LOL. Oh my!!! Fantasy phone sex is one my favs and I love making you feel the experience as if it was really happening. I hope you give myself or one of my talented girls a call and see for yourself why we rank at the very top of our game. We will make any fantasy a reality.

Yours Truly,

Joanne 

THE PRE-GAME IS RIGHT HERE!!!

 The hottest, wildest girls I know are right here and are ready to do some pre-gaming before the Super Bowl.  Extremely horny and ready to bring on the kink. Your fantasy, your ulitmate desire is right here and ready to please. Are you ready to get blown away? Once you experience our service, you will see there’s no competition. We are the best and will prove that to you again and again. We are a no worry-no hassle company. So, with that in mind, grab the phone and call the girls that will get you off like no other possibly can!

We will be waiting for you!!

Need help finding the perfect girl  for your ultimate pre-gaming  experience? I would be more than happy to assist you the best way I know how!

Madame Joanne 1.866.477.1047

 

Finding the perfect girl…

I truly believe that finding the perfect girl for phone sex is very important. You may call a girl and find out immediately that this is the perfect fit 😉 and this was exactly what you were looking for. Sometimes, it wasn’t what you expected. That’s ok if you don’t find the ultimate connection the first go around. It’s like finding a new barber or stylist. Sometimes you find the perfect match the very first time and other times it takes a couple of trys. A very nice thing about all of my sites is there’s such a wide range of diversity of girls. We have all ages, race, fetishes and personalities. We have the biggest phone sex sites on the net and I truly believe if you can’t find what you’re looking for here then I’m on the wrong business!

We want you to have the absolute experience not just the first time but every time you call. I am here for any assistance needed. I would be more than happy to make a personal recommendation for you. If you can’t get a hold of me please feel free to call my manager Savannah 1.866.905.2856

This is about you and we want you to feel at ease with us. We are a worry-free company. We don’t have any hidden charges or fees. Wether this is your first time calling or you have been calling for years, we welcome you and pleased you have chosen us!  

Madame Joanne

Simply The Best!

I hope everyone had a wonderful holiday. I can’t believe it’s almost 2009. I want to thank everyone for such a successful 2008. We have the hottest girls around all with amazing voices and personalities. Each one is unique in her own way. I hope you enjoy our new site as much as we do.

We are simply the best you’ll ever find. Drop me a line and let me know how we’re doing. I would love to hear from you. Let’s make 2009 a fantastic year.

Madame Joanne~

Holiday Arousal

Tis the season to be jolly. Well, this is one of the busiest shopping weekends of the year. All the last minute shoppers. Thankfully, I am done with all my shopping but now I just have to wrap 🙁 

This weeekend I am going to be doing a lot of baking. I have family coming over so I need to get my ass in the kitchen and look busy! Anytime I cook, you can usually find me in the kitchen nude with just an apron on. I feel less confined and it makes me feel sexy and I think my food comes out better, or at least in my head it does.

The holiday time can get a bit stressful. I had a guy call me yesterday that was in the mall shopping and just needed a quick relief. So, he left the mall, ran into his car and called me. He had a fantasic orgasm and so did I. He just needed that to get him through the day. We all know how guys love shopping!

I want to thank everyone for the wonderful feedback on the site. It has been a huge success. We like being #1 and we will never settle with anything less than that. Customer satisfaction is our main objective and we will go above and beyond to please everyone!

Happy Holidays!!! Joanne- 1.866.477.1047

Welcome To The Klassy Kat

Welcome to the biggest phone sex site on the net! We have it all here at the Klassy Kat! We have tons girls to meet your every need. Customer satisfaction is very important to us. We make sure all of our callers are completely satisfied. We will treat you like royalty!  If you have any questions or comments please give me a call 1.866.477.1047

We do it all at the Klassy Kat-  Milfs, Domination, Barely Legal, Age Play, Granny’s, Mature, Adult Babies, BBW, BDSM, Cream Pies, Cuckolding, Goth, Forced Intoxication, Family Fun, Food Play, Guided Masturbation, Mutual Masturbation, Golden Showers, Scat, Breast Worship, Sissy Lessons, Sensual Domination, Snuff, Stripper Phone Sex, Watersports, Submissive, Uniform Fetish, Smoking Fetish, Shemales, Role-play, Small Penis Humiliation, Stocking Fetish, Titty Fucking, Anal, Sloppy Blowjobs, Tease and Denial, Panty Worship, Toilet Training, Period Worship, Impregnation, Squirting, Hairy Pussy, Hardcore Phone Sex, Erotic Stories, Naughty Confessions, Foot Fetish, Sex Toys, Web Cam and much, much more!!

XOXO

Madame Joanne