Author Archive for London

Cleanup Boy

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You know what I love more than getting my pussy pounded? Watching you take a big cock. We both know you’re pathetic, and certainly can’t please a real woman like me! That’s why you like to watch a real man have his way with me, filling up all my sweet holes with his hot, creamy cum.

I watch you stroke your little cock, as you see him fill me up. We both laugh at you, as he moves me into different positions, and takes me from behind, moaning and groaning as his cum and mine intermix.

My lover gets tired and rolls off onto his side to rest, and that’s when I beckon you, my cleanup boy. I demand you to clean up the thick, creamy cum from inside me, and then move onto his huge cock and balls. Lick it clean….don’t get too comfy, you know we’re going to get back into it, and you’ll have to clean me up again!

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Written By: London
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Suck My Bumhole!

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I’ve been talking to this bumhole licker for years! His name is Jonny and he so pathetic, he pays me to eat my shit! Jonny is married and could you imagine if his wife (Cl__e) found out that he spends his money eating my big, fat logs from my bumhole. HA HA HA

I love taking Jonny’s hard earned money. In fact, just for writing this blog, I will collect $75 from this poor, pathetic bumhole loser!

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Written By: London
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Size Matters

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Just face it, you have a small dick. I know most girls will try to be nice about it and tell you not to be ashamed of it. We both know that’s not the case here. That will never come out of my mouth.
Your dick is tiny and you should be very embarrassed when you drop your pants.
Do you actually think you can please a woman with that? I’m sure your girlfriend or wife is out fucking around on you. Your tiny dick serves no purpose. You really can’t blame your wife for wanting a big cock. Someone who can actually take care of her needs. I think you secretly like her fucking around on you. The only thing that would be even better is if she told you about it and you get to watch her in action.

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Written By: London
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Enjoy The View

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I want you to sit right over there on the corner of the bed so you have a fantastic view. Don’t you dare turn away cucky. I want you right there watching as his huge cock slides in and out of me. Sit there and salivate, wishing it could be you.

I know you’ve accepted your destiny of being my cuckold, but I also realize that every single day of your lonely existence you’re fantasizing about it being your cock inside of me. It’s never going to happen!

Of course, I don’t mind you fantasizing. In fact, it gets my pussy wet knowing you’re there jacking your cock, wishing it was you fucking me. I think you love being forced to sit there and endure a real man satisfying me.

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Written By: London
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Your Secret Mistress

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I love that you’re married. I love everything about the fact that you’re married. She gets all the heavy work and you come to me for your fun time.

I can be your little whore. I can be your confidant, the one you come to just to talk about life. We can fuck wherever you want, whenever you want, and keep it discreet at the same time.

I love the little sexy gifts that you buy me. While you’re out shopping with your wife, you sneak away to buy me something pretty. You know I love it when you spoil me!

I love that while she’s touching your cock, you’re thinking about me. The only reason she’s even getting you hard is because you’re thinking about my tight pussy, and my pretty, soft lips wrapped around your cock. You think about the dildo that you know you love shoved deep into your ass , but you can’t tell your wife about that side of you, can you?

I love that you carry a pair of my worn panties in your pocket with you during the day. You’ve even told me how you like to smell my pussy juices while you’re at the office.

You’ve had a long, hard, stressful day. Call me so I can help ease your frustrations because, after all, that’s my job as your secret Mistress.

 

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Written By: London
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Toilet Fag

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I talk to this real loser. Do you want to know how pathetic he really is? He pays for this blog. Yes, you read that write. He wants the whole world to know how much of a toilet fag he is.

He’s married with kids. When Jonny T goes to bed at night, he dreams of my shit and big cocks. When he’s having sex with his wife named Claire, he thinks about shit and that makes him cum. His wife has no idea that her husband needs to think about these things in order to cum. In fact, he even conceived his kids thinking about cum and shit.

He’s been missing for a little while but he always comes back to me. He will always be my toilet fag and he can’t get enough of my filthy, nasty shit. 

FUCK IT! He’s suck a pathetic loser- I am going to charge that dump muncher an extra $200 just so he knows I OWN is faggot ass for LIFE. Gulp, Gulp SUCK IT DOWN, Jonny T

 

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Written By: London
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It Will Be All Yours

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Check out my perfect round ass. I know you would love to get a taste of this delicious brown puckered hole.

Let’s get you on your knees right behind me while I degrade you as my personal servant. Do exactly what I want and you will get that tasty deposit that you so desperately need from me.

I can hear you behind me whimpering with excitement while you slide my panties off. It’s time! We have one messy morning ahead of us. I know you’ve been preparing to serve me all week.

Your tongue starts to run circles around the rim of my asshole. Mmmm, it feels so good! I can feel your nose buried in my ass getting a sniff of that morning stench. I reach around spreading my ass cheeks while I take a seat on your face, this way you can service your Mistress London properly. I hold nothing back when ridding your face. Feel my shit hole opening slowly for you. Soon it will be all yours. 

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Written By: London
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Paying For My Shit

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My toilet faggot just paid me to eat my shit. He was incredibly desperate since it’s been awhile since we talked. He was so desperate he did it while his wife (Claire) was home upstairs. Ha Ha!

She thinks her husband is working hard at his desk, but if only Claire knew what he was really up too, she would be shocked as hell. Her loser husband Jonny pays for shit!!!

He’s so pathetic he would do anything I tell him. As long as I have huge brown smelly shit to give him, and big, black cock to fuck his faggot holes, he will do anything.

I wonder if Claire should know about the real Jonny? I mean, I could easily type her full name and tag certain key words and BAM- it would happen to pop up on a internet search.

Hmmm…we’ll see, but for now I am taking $100 for this blog and for my hot picture of my ass spread wide for you.

Now go fuck off toilet fag!

 

 

Written By: London
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I Need A Real Man To Worship My Pussy!

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I love a real man who knows the art of pussy licking. Oral sex is so incredibly hot.

Some of you think a few small licks and it is time for fucking. Well, I am here to tell you not with this Goddess. To receive any pleasure by me, you’re going to give me pleasure.

You need to sniff, lick and enjoy every gorgeous bit of my pretty little pink pussy. I want you to use all your senses and slurp up my juices that I will squirt all over your face.

 Don’t ever forget my clit. That little button needs a lot of attention. You need to flick, lick and tongue lash it until you make me squirm.

Worshiping my pussy is so hot for both of us. Worship it properly and I might give you something in return. If you think you’re up for the challenge of a real woman, call me and worship the sweetest pussy you’ve ever tasted.

 

Written By: London
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New Caller

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I had a new caller yesterday. He goes by the name of Jonny, but I would like to give him a new name (toilet fag.) I had a lot of fun using his pathetic ass. I turned him into my toilet slave. I pulled down my jeans, and unveiled my gorgeous ass to him. I slid my thong to the side, and gave him every last piece of shit from my asshole. He loved it so much, he was begging for more!

The fun didn’t stop there, I also invited over my black friends to the party. I really wanted to see if toilet fag, Jonny could take a big 12 inch black cock while he was sucking the shit out of my asshole. His faggot ass got used and abused, while I was laughing away.

Little does he know, I’ll be charging his credit card today for $120! I know he’s dying for my humiliation again, but not as much as I am dying to take his money!

Until next time!

 

Written By: London
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