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Phone sex mommy!!! The MILF you will cum for….

I am the dirty mom who lives next door to you, let’s have some fun!  You can be the married man next door that is out mowing your lawn and busts me masturbating out by my pool, you can be the little boy next door who I black male to have sex with me so I don’t tell your parents I busted you smoking pot out in the shed.  I could be the wife who is fucking your wife and you walk in on us.  You pick! I am the dirty mom!  I also love k-9 fun!  You could be the little boy out in the shed with the dog looking at your dad porn magazines and I go out there to borrow a garden tool and you and the dog rape me.  It’s up to you baby… you tell me how you want to fuck this dirty next door neighbor milf. 

I love to fuck,

Jordon~ 1-866-539-8379

Best phone sex you’ll ever have…I promise!

What’s the matter?? You seem nervous…. You can’t handle this hot milf?  You read my page and seen that I am into pretty much everything and anything.  I have no fears!  Let’s make it so you don’t either.  I think you and I would have a great orgasm over the phone!  I am very much into wearing lingerie around the house with heals.  I sit at my computer and lay around in it.  I even answered the door to the FED EX man with a slinky little number on.  *to bad that I didn’t get HIS package!*  I am one hot mom who will rock your world!  I love to pleasure men and myself in any way shape or form!  I am very much into porn, rape, gang bangs, group sex, k-9 fun, golden showers, and using my strap on.  What are you into? Let’s cum together?!?!?

THE MILF WITH MORE!!

What is more sexier boys than a 32 year old mom who knows how to please you?  I’ve been around the block a few times and know just how to make your head spin.  You have a girlfriend who is prude and won’t fuck you the way you want her to?  I’ll ride you, I WILL let you fuck me in my tight hot ass…and I will let you fuck my face hard.  I know she won’t… she’s not there yet, she’s too young!  What?? You want a three sum?  I can get my best friend Marissa to come over for a two girl call and you can fuck both of us how ever YOU want.  This is your call…so call now!

MILF MODAYS!

Omg for the past two mondays my friend Marissa has been coming over for “coffee”.  Well the fist monday to my surprise, we started to get in on.  She knows that I do phone sex and was really turned on by looking at all my pics and site.  She asked if she could feel my breasts which in turn…. turned into the two of us naked and making each other cum all over the place.  In the middle of our sex-a-thon, the phone rang.  I took the call and allowed the gentleman to listen to her and I go at it and tell us what he wanted to do.  The next monday that she came over,…we did it again but with more calls!  It was a fun filled day of men telling us what to do to each other while our husbands are at work…heehee…if they only knew how dirty we really are while their off working!  Would you like to tell two girls what you want them to do to each other??  CALL ME ON MONDAYS!!!  She comes over around 11am est.  We would love for you to cum fuck us both!  I think this is going to be a regular monday thing for her and I!

Wanting to be RAPED

As the new year roles around I am bound and determined to do more RAPE calls.  Have you ever had the urge to just break into a house and find a hot ass women there, alone… and just have your way with her??  Well,…. now is your chance!  Call me, RAPE me have your way with me!  Involve the dog, your friend, your brother… who ever what ever….JUST HAVE YOUR WAY WITH ME!

Did you have a memorable Christmas holiday?

I really thought that being alone for the holiday was going to be a bummer!  Boy, was I wrong.  I ordered something off the net as a gift for a friend…. you can say a boyfriend on batteries….lol. Well, when the fed-ex man came to deliver it, I was getting out of the shower.  I really turned him on.  I only had on a towel.  I went to sign for it and … yup, the towel fell.  Needless to say I laughed and said, hey I know you have a ton of packages to deliver but, if you feel like cuming back after your done, feel free… I would love to suck on YOUR package!  Well, he came back and then he has been here every day since…. call me, let me suck on your package!  Or if you would like to hear all about me and the fed-ex boy… I would love to share the story!

Hope you all had a very happy holiday! xoxo

LONELY FOR THE HOLIDAYS!

I’m the one who gets depressed during the holidays.  I listen to all my co-workers talk about their friends and familys getting together for party’s and get togethers and makes me sad that I go home alone with nothing to do or anyone to see.  If you are feeling lonely and do not want to go through the holidays like me, let’s keep each other company.  Call me I would love to talk! 

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL..and to all a good night!

CAN YOU TOP THIS CALL?

Last night, I had the best call I have ever received!  My caller wanted me to be his mom and bust him having our family dog licking his dick.  Now, as a mother, I should be upset and scold him,…but no, he wants me to show him how I fuck the dog.  I walk in and find the dog licking a substance off his cock…so I get down on my knees and stroke his cock as the dog licks the tip…. getting him harder than he already was.  I get up and get naked, jump on his cock for a minute or two while the dog licks his balls and let him cum in me.  I get up and not having enough because my son came so quickly, I get on all fours and have the dog fuck me making my son cum again.  If you want the details of this call, or you think you can top it…call me I would love to see what YOU have!

Talk about a rough night!!!

I couldn’t believe this weekends events.  Talk about just what I love!!!  I went out to this adult club that I visit when I want to get kinky in the bed room and that is just what happened.  I sat at the bar for a bit before I was approached by three gentlemen.  They sat there giving small talk and drinks.  Nothing really spiked my interest until Dave mentioned, not thinking I heard “we should all fuck that blonde bombshell”..I indeed was that blonde bombshell they were talking about.  I started to talk to Steve telling him how much I love to come here and have group sex.  I love to fuck and it doesn’t matter who/what I fuck.  I even told him about my k-9 worships.  The next thing I know Mark is whispering to Steve and Dave something.  I end up having a few more drinks and talking sex.  The more we talk about sex the wetter I get and I think Dave could tell thru my panties that were showing from my legs being open in my skirt.  I know my nipples were hard in my shirt and could tell they loved it.  The club was winding down so we ended up going back to Steves place for “more drinks”.  Or at least that is what they told me, but I had better intentions and knew that this was going to be good. 

We sat at the kitchen table trying to make the small talk and “warm me up” I guess they thought.  That was so not needed cause I just wanted to fuck.  Mark asked me what one of my fantasies was and I told him I wanted to be gang raped.  I wanted to be “walking” when I was just ambushed, taken, and fucked hard by several men.  All three men’s eyes popped out of their head like they just won a million dollars.  I excused myself while I went to use the bathroom.  I sat in there thinking this isnt going to go anywhere I might as well just go home.  I went to leave the bathroom and return to the table when I opened the door and I was pulled and blindfolded.  I was taken into a room and thrown on the bed. I could feel hands tieing me up and groping me… you want the details of what happened next call me,….it gets GOLDEN!

I had to sneak in a fuck!

Talk about feeling like a teenager all over again! Saturday night I hired a babysitter and went out on the town with my girls.  I met some men who were interested in a gang bang that really turned me on.  Having all my holes filled with multiple men..I couldn’t wait.  Of course none of them could host because they were all married.  I figured what the hell, my child is a heavy sleeper.. I’ll host it!  I couldn’t stand the thought of not having it happen due to no place to do it.  We all piled into a taxi and went back to my place.  I payed to babysitter and sent her ass home in the taxi.  I wasn’t in any shape to drive.  I checked on the little one and sure enough passed the fuck out.  Time to begin the fun times!  We went upstairs and into my bed room.  I got undressed and started to play with my pussy… one by one they got naked and started to take over a part of my body.  Do you want to know who did what to me??  I would love to share it.  Do you want to participate in a gang bang? Tell me all about it!  Let’s share stories, and make each other cum!