Author Archive for Jordon

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Practice Makes Perfect

 Practice, practice, practice.  That is what makes me such a great cock sucking Princess.  I love the feel of something huge, thick and meaty in my mouth.  The way a cock expands and rams into my throat!  Not to brag but I’m one great cock sucker, and how did I become great? By practicing of course.  I remember the first time I sucked someone off.  I became addicted almost immediately!  Poor guy was so sore that he actually told me to stop he couldn’t take any more.  I should call him up and ask him if he would like to hook up for a night, I am sure he can think of something to tell his wife.

Jordon

Smoking Hot Fuck

 I am everything your lil heart could ever desire in a twisted, nasty phone sex professional.  I have no limits in real life, so why would I have limits on the phone? That’s right, I have done some very nasty shit boys.  Get some juice into me, or some 8 and I’m ready to go. Today when I spoke to someone on the phone they asked me what the kinkiest thing I have done was.  So I told them, and I told them in great detail.  From there it went to where I was a hooker and I went to their hotel room to show them a good time.  Ended everything with my mouth full of their cum, but only for a moment, because everyone knows that hookers swallow.  I do not shy away from anything, or any fantasy.  What you see and read is what you get with me. And if you have taken the time to read any of my blogs you would know that what you get is everything!

Whorin’

Jordon

Assume The Position

Please Sir step out of the car and assume the position.  No not that one! This one, get down on your knees, that’s right, just like that.  Now walk on your knees toward me, hands behind your head, interlace your fingers.  Come a little closer, closer, clooooooooooser.  Very good. Now, thrust your chin forward just a little, tilt your head back slightly, extend your tongue and nuzzle your face right between my beautiful pussy lips.  While you are busy eating me, I am going to read you your rights. You have the right to tongue fuck me until your tongue feels like it is going numb, you have the right to have your friends watch, you have the right to make me squirt my creamy cunt drippings all over your face, and you have the right to let me use your body for my own enjoyment for as long as I choose.  If you understand these rights, then you are a lot smarter then what I thought. *laughs*

Jordon

(Yes I know it’s not a cop’s uniform but I had some fun with a cop last night…nuff said!)

Six At Once

Hey sweeties!  So here is what happened.  I enjoy going to this one bar; actually I enjoy going to a shit load of bars, what can I say, I love the juice.  That’s beside the point though. lol. There was this group of college kids, they were just ripe for the fucking.  The thing about college guys are, they always think they can fuck well.  They think that, until, they meet me that is.  All I had to do is buy them a few rounds, flash a little bit of tit and leg, and I had them eating from the palm of my hands, and from between my legs, but that was later.  All 6 of us, yes that’s right SIX, went to some cheap assed hotel and spent the night together.  When I got home this morning I smelled like I worked at some sort of fish processing plant. HA!  My hair was stuck together tighter then cotton candy. I smelled, tasted and looked like a true whore, and that’s just the way I love it.

 Party Girl Jordon

I want to be your whore!

I was out at a bar last night and there was this real good looking guy sitting next to me. He was making my cunt wet just sitting there! I started rubbing my pussy against the bar stool. I could not control myself, I began to finger my hot, wet cunt right there! The guy saw me, grabbed my hand and led me out the door to his car. He pushed me inside, ripped at my clothes and started licking and biting me all over my body. I had to have him. We did the dirtiest, nastiest things you could imagine. I was his nympho fuck whore for the night! He filled each and every single hole!
Let me be your fucking whore tonight! 
 

Infuckingcredible

My new neighbor is sexy, studly and holy shit does he have a big cock.  I was laying in the living room, watching a porn the other night by myself when I felt the need rise to get off.  I had forgotten to close the blinds and there I am in all my naked glory fingering my wet hole.  Well apparently I drew some attention from the new neighbor, lol.  As I’m really getting into it I hear a knock at the door and I can see through the window that it’s him, and he’s got his hand on his crotch rubbing at the tightness of his jeans.  “Come in,” I yelled, too into my orgasm to even put on clothes.  He walked in the room, already knowing what he was going to see and he unzipped his pants to reveal the most beautiful thick cock I had ever seen.  My pussy got even wetter and I motioned him to the couch.  He settled between my legs, settling his mouth on my pussy and sucking at the juices.  What a way to say hello.  Soon I could take no more and I moaned for him to fuck me which he did, sliding in slowly, teasingly and then giving it all to me hard and fast.  We came together over and over again until his cum poured out of my wet hole and he collapsed on top of me.  I always love welcumming new neighbors.

Swingers Phone Sex

A caller of mine asked me about my sex life before I divorced my loser husband.  I don’t tell many people about what we did back then but it felt good confessing all of my naughty secrets. Like how we had been introduced to the world of swinging and how much I really got into it.  Something about being with another woman’s husband while she gets fucked by your own makes me so wet even still.  I told him some very naughty details and I could tell how excited he got just listening to it all.  Would you like to take part in some swinger phone sex with me tonight?  I’m always horny and ready but I think you know that now don’t you!

Jordon

I think the neighbor boy came from watching me masturbate at my pool!!!!!

I was alone for the 4th weekend.  It was nice and hot so I hung out by the pool the whole time.  Working on my tan lines since all my neighbors were at the ocean.  I knew everyone was gone because nobody was having picnics or in their pools.

I hung out naked, making sure my lines were getting worked on.  I started to rub my oil all over my body while my finger were stimulating my nipples…Talk about rock hard!  I loved the way it felt rubbing my tits so I figured, my hands were all oily… why not get off…. I laid my head back on my chair and just started to slowly rub my pussy lips…. working them open ever so gently.  I worked it open teasing my clit with ever stroke.  I moaned and thrusted my hips.. I was really getting into it.  I wasn’t paying attention if anyone came out into their back yards or not because I was so into the pleasure I was giving myself.

As soon as I squirted all over my towel.  I opened my eyes to see the neighbor boy peaking from behind a tree.  His bright yellow shirt made him stand out….he was a little bigger than that tree.  At first I felt embarrassed…. but, hey that lil’ boy at the age of 8-10 just watched a hot ass women get herself off not to mention she was naked.  What boy wouldn’t just love that???

Haven’t you wanted to fuck your friends mom at some point?? …well, I am one hell of a hot horny cheating housewife for a reason.  I am the dirty ass milf!  Call me…I’ll get your lil boy off too!

Fuck your mommy!

 I am a 32 year old married mom.  I am addicted to sex and love all roles while my husband is away on business.  I can’t help it.  I have needs too!  I have a wide variety of slutty interests: rape, gang bangs, incest, k-9, group sex, golden showers, strap on play and incest milf role-play.  I know you have always wanted to fuck a hot mom! So, why not me?

You can call me mommy, you can actually call me what ever you want.  I don’t care.  All I care about is you and me cumming together.  I hardly ever have my daughter because I have a great mother in law who always wants to take her.  Which works out perfect for me because I can play, play, play.

Last night I had fun with the boy next door and he was only 15.  Talk about a quick cum.  I stuck that cock in my mouth and it was over.

I would love to tell you all my dirty little secrets.

What are you waiting for? Vote for me and give me that vote code and lets get your call started now.  I want to hear you moan just like I do with all my men/boys. Nothing is hotter than listening to both of us cum with pleasure as we go into ecstasy.

GOLDEN SHOWERS TURN ME ON

There is nothing I love more than to have a man give me a golden shower and then give me a nice bath to clean it all off.  I am one hell of a freaking married milf.  My husband travels for business and I can not help it if I have to please my needs.  I have even fucked our neighbors dog I get so horny.


My favorite thing this week is golden showers.  I had a man from craigslist come over and fuck me.  He urinated all over my body when he was done and then we both took a nice relaxing bath together…which just turned into us fucking again.


I would love for you to piss all over me.  IT really really turns me on and I would love to turn you on as well.

Vote for me, give me the vote code and lets get you some free call time with me… I love nothing more than giving you what you want!