Author Archive for Jade

We Do Bad Things Together

I have a caller who constantly complains about his wife. He tells me that she bitches all the time and nags him over the littlest of things. After hearing the stories, I agree that she is a major bitch and something needs to be done about her.

In the beginning, I told him to do small simple tasks like cum on her toothbrush, panties, and cum in her mouthwash bottle. But now the time has come to do something a little more serious. She needs to be put in her place once and for all. I told him all you just need is the perfect accomplice to make it all go away. No more complaining, mood swings, and being turned down for sex.

We’ll wait for the perfect moment and slip her a little pill in her drink. I want her aware of what’s going on but also not strong enough to fight us. We will tie her to the bed, and that’s where the fun begins. It can be a slow process, and make her feel every bit of pain that she caused you over the years. Or, we can end it right away.

When we put our heads together, we will come up with the most brilliant plan that satisfying to both of us. Say goodbye to your nagging past and hello to a peaceful future.

Let’s be very bad together!

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Written By: Jade
Call Jade @ 1-866-949-4312
Email: juicyjade4fun@gmail.com

 

Daddy/Daughter Role-Play

I had a great daddy call last night! There’s nothing I love more than to be a daddy’s girl.

Last night I played a young teen. I was laying in my bed, wearing a white tank top, no bra, and some panties. I had my hand down my panties and I was playing with myself.

Daddy heard me outside my door and peaked inside. He stood there without me knowing, watching me as his cock started to get hard. Finally, he decided to let me know that he caught me. I tried to deny what I’ve been doing but it was useless.

My fingers were wet and daddy really couldn’t care less. He picked me up and decided I needed a nice hard spanking, not for playing with myself, but for trying to lie.

He pulled my panties down and spanked my bottom. Then he decided to have a feel of my wet pussy too. I love it when daddy takes what he wants and I love it even more when his little girl is a nice tight virgin!

 

 

Written By: Jade
Call Jade @ 1-866-949-4312
Email: juicyjade4fun@gmail.com

 

 

Jade’s Closet

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Are you jealous of my naughty schoolgirl outfit? You wish you could wear something like this, don’t you? I bet my hot, little outfit would look so good on you. In fact, I have many outfits in my closet for you to wear. After I pick out the perfect, slutiest outfit, I’ll do your makeup. All my girlfriends want me to do their makeup, so you’re in good hands.

My strap-on will defiantly be coming out and shoved in your slut holes, along with other toys from my collection. Don’t get to use to the rubber though, because soon enough you’ll be experiencing the real thing.

I will make you look and feel really girly. I know you’ve been fantasizing about this for awhile now, and this is the time to make you the perfect sissy you’ve been wanting to become. Once you step into my closet, there’s no going back to your plain ole boring self again.

 

Written By: Jade
Call Jade @ 1-866-949-4312
Email: juicyjade4fun@gmail.com

 

Caught Masturbating!

I woke up yesterday morning to a steady rain falling. The perfect kind of morning for laying in bed and having amazing multiple orgasms. However, I needed to know where my roommate Sean was, so I knew how quiet I had to be. I got up and went to the bathroom. His bedroom door was open and he wasn’t there. I checked the living room, the kitchen… no roommate. I picked up my phone and he’d sent me a text saying he’d be golfing all day, so I grabbed a dildo and sat down at the dining room table.
I ran my hands over my body, turning myself on. I squeezed my nipples, feeling my pussy starting to tingle and get wet. I picked up my dildo and turned it on the lowest setting, and ran it over my cunt lips… mmmmm. Slowly, I started working it over my clit, until I couldn’t stand it anymore and needed to be filled. I pushed it into my hole and started pumping it in and out while I rubbed my clit. I came hard, but I was just getting started. I wanted to cum over and over again. I continued fucking myself, lost in my ecstacy… and then I noticed movement in my peripheral vision. I turned my head to find Sean standing in the kitchen, watching me masturbate.
“What are you doing home?” I turned off the vibrator and felt my face flush.
“They don’t let you golf in this weather,” he said. I couldn’t help but notice Sean was hard. I could clearly see the outline of his boner through his golf shorts. He couldn’t take his eyes off my wet, swollen pussy. “Looks like you’re as horny as I am,” I smiled at him. I spread my legs open, facing him. “Care to join me?”

Lesbian Threesome

I went over to my friend Michelle’s house. Michelle is a blonde bombshell and super fun. We’ve been friends since middle school.
Michelle invited her friend Abby over too, and she was already there when I arrived. The two of them were sipping margaritas and laying on a big chaise lounge. “Woohoo! Jade’s here!” Michelle said as I opened the gate and walked into her yard. “Come join us! It’s Sunday Funday!”
I pulled my little cover-up over my head and tossed it over a chair. Michelle handed me a drink, and said “Well, look at this. A blonde, a brunette and a redhead sipping margaritas together poolside!” I tasted my drink. Michelle wasn’t fucking around… the tequila went right to my head. Michelle took my hand and pulled me over to the chaise she and Abby were sharing. “Jade, Abby and I were talking before you got here about how horny we are… and she…” Michelle paused and lowered her sunglasses and looked me in the eye, “Well, Abby said she’s always wanted to eat me out, and I really want her to. She didn’t have time to do it before you got here, but… would you mind?”

As Michelle was talking, Abby had started playing with my nipple. She was running her finger over my bikini top, and it felt good.
“Michelle,” Abby said as she pinched my nipple, “I have a better idea…. let’s all fuck!”
Michelle’s mouth found mine and she kissed me. Abby pulled my bikini bottoms off and slid her tongue into my pussy and started licking and fingering me.
I don’t know what was in those margaritas besides tequila, but I think I’ll have another, lol.

Honey, I’m home!

I felt my nipples getting hard and my pussy getting wet as I laid in bed this morning, thinking about how much I love phone sex. My hands went to my breasts, cupping them, my fingers automatically finding my hard erect nipples and pinching and pulling on them. One hand slid down between my legs to feel the warm moistness there, a finger finding my huge erect clit and gently rubbing it. I forced myself to stop, because otherwise I’d have laid there and played with myself all day. Getting to my feet and heading for the shower, I slipped my fingers into my mouth, tasting my sweet pussy.

I took some time off, but I’m back and ready to drain your aching, cum-filled balls! I love fantasies and role play of all kinds, and I have no taboos. What really turns me on is turning you on, and for a limited time, I’m offering a special to gentlemen callers (United States only): Five free minutes of the best phone sex you’ve ever had – with a paid call!

The Nurse is in……

Imagine as you are waiting in the doctors office, and I walk out to call you back to check your vitals. As I am taking your blood pressure, I lean over and you can see down my uniform.  Your blood pressure clearly rises and I lean in closer to you.  I find you so attractive I can hardly contain myself.  As I take you back to the exam room to wait for the doctor, I sway my ass as I walk hoping you will notice. I can’t believe how turned on I am!  As I close the door to the exam room behind us, I explain the doctor is running late and it will be a little while.  You smile at me and ask me to keep you company.  I think for a second and say okay.  Both you and I are surprised by my answer.

I lean down to you and ask what we will do to pass the time.  You smile at me and reach under my top.  I get the hint and I am all in.

I stand up and strip down to my bra and panties. I wait while you strip down to nothing.  Impressed by your large cock, I walk over and take it in my hand, stroking it slowly getting it harder than it already was.  I slowly bend down and take it into my mouth. Licking it like an ice cream cone.  Enjoying every swollen inch of it in my mouth. You pick me up putting me on the bed and pull off my panties.  Burying your tongue in my sweet, hot wet pussy. You lick and suck until I am arched and ready to cum!  You stand up slide your hard cock inside of me and cover my mouth with yours just as I scream out in pleasure!  Slamming your cock inside of me over and over again we both explode into orgasm!  I roll off the exam bed and slide back into my uniform and you get dressed just as the doctor walks in.

Let’s Cum!

Feminine and fantastic, that is me!  I am not cocky, in fact I am the sweetest lil fuck bunny you will ever encounter.  However I am convinced I am THE perfect lover for any man that desires creativity and a feminine touch to ease the needs of your cock.

My sweet sensual voice will caress your very soul.  Lets play together, laugh together, enjoy each others company and most importantly, cum together!

The Perfect Body

When asked what my best attributes are I honestly do not know how to answer.  Call me conceited but I think I have some pretty perfect body parts.

My pussy is tight and my lips are pretty, unlike so many women who basically have “hanging” parts down there.  My feet are perfect.  My ass is divine.  My tits are beautiful.

It would probably be easier to answer the question as to what my worst attributes would be.  I would say the worst thing about my body is that each of my body parts do not come with their own self contained pleasure tools.  My pussy would be more perfect if it already had your cock in it ALL the time as a permanent part of my body.  My feet would be more perfect if they were ALWAYS being pampered by your tongue.  My ass would be more perfect if you were ALWAYS admiring it in all the dirty little ways you do.

Fuck Your Pussy Babe

Here I am relaxing by the pool with a pomegranate  margarita waiting on you.  When your gaze crosses my body I feel a warmth spreading inside of me.  An unbelievably distracting burning deep inside of me.  An ache that only you and your cock can satisfy.

Look in to my eyes and tell me that you want to fuck me.  I want to hear the words.  “Jade I want to fuck you”.  Babe don’t just tell me, show me.  Let me feel you thrusting in me like there is no tomorrow.  The heat of your body warming me.  My need for you driving me to a point of passion that is unmatched.  “Fuck your pussy babe”.