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Just You And Me , Babe

              Life can be so crazy and stressful. Sometimes we just need a little private time for you and I.  No nasty, filthy roleplay. Maybe just a little. LOL. Just you and me getting naughty together. Your day was long and stressful. I can see how tight your muscles are under your shirt.

I fixed a warm bubble bath, and chilled sparkling wine for two. How does that sound, babe?

I slowly undress you, kissing every part of your body. You grab me, and push me down on the bathroom floor. Slow down now, I want to take care of you. Once in the warm bath, I begin to lather every inch of you. You sip on the chilled sparkling wine, as my warm talented mouth finds your hard cock. I slowly suck, till you explode in my mouth. 

We step out of the tub and I dry and lotion your body. I take your hand as we walk to the bed. We are far from finished, my love. 

 

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Dirtiest Bitch On The Net

              I am a total adrenaline freak!  Nothing raises my pulse and get’s my juices flowing like sex. Not just any sex but dirty, nasty, messy, hot, wet, and most of all perverted.

I’m not your wine and dine girl. I don’t need a fancy hotel either. I just need a hot guy with a big dick that knows how to use it. During these odd times, I have found new and unusual ways to pick up men to hook up. 

                  Last night I saw this man working out on his balcony. Apartments are so close in the city that I could see the sweat on his body from my window. I thought he was working out way to hard, and needed a bit of distraction. I stood at my window nude, and began sucking my sexy, hard nipples. 

Now I have his attention. Strange is my favorite way to go, but I couldn’t bring him here. Yes, sex with me can get that nasty! I held up my digits on a big sign. What? You’ve never done that?

He texted me and I told him to meet me in the parking garage. During the day no one is ever there except the parking attendant. The man seemed rather confused as to why we were fucking in a dirty parking garage. I dropped to me knees on the dirty, littered with trash floor, and began sucking his gorgeous dick. Another man was getting his car. I smiled, and suggested he join us.  

 

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You Can’t Fix Crazy

But, you can having amazing sex with it! I am all about lovin, and fucking Mr. J.  He is my fucking everything! Trust me, my alone time with him is for everyone’s safety. Sometimes a girl just needs a hot, violent, and crazy fuck.

Now where is he?

I finally find him, and he is in an alley way talking shit with The Riddler.  I have needs, and have no time for boys games. I kick The Riddler in his huge balls, and he runs off like a pussy.

Mr. J suggests we go to his warehouse, but I am ready now. I want it right here in the alley. He pulls me to the ground by my pigtails. No other man would ever get away with that. Fuck, his dick is just so good. You know, some of the best moments in life you just can’t tell anyone else about. Sex with Mr. J is one of those moments.

He rips off my top, then my skirt. He grabs my thong, and rips it off. My hands are against the alley way wall, as we violently fuck. We finish and I need to run off.

Keep crazy and Kiss your Puddin”   xx Harley

 

 

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I Have Sinned

Bless me father for I have sinned. I try to be a good person, but my deviant sex drive makes it so hard to be good.  A close friend of mine opened a little shop across from a Catholic Church. I was raised Catholic, but hadn’t been to church in ages. The Priest was young and hot. You can just imagine the thoughts in my dirty little mind. Did I imagine him looking me up and down. I had to do something to meet him and see what he was all about. Cooped up with no sex can make a man pretty twisted. My kind of man.

How exactly does one meet a Priest if they’re to selfish to volunteer and don’t go to church? They go to confession, of course.

Saturday morning I dragged myself out of a warm bed with a hot couple and went to church. I went in the confessional and spilled my guts. I told him everything from my first fuck at 12 to the couple in my bed and everything in between. He got very quiet and I could hear sighs and moans.  I got a Priest to jerk it, but I want to fuck him silly. I need for him to be talking in tongues before we’re done. 

I went into his  side of the confessional. Bless me father, for I have really sinned. I have fucking sinned more than anyone I know.  Bless you father, for now you’re about to sin in a way you can never go back to what you were.

  

 

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Santa’s Naughty List

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Who is with me this year on making the naughty list?  This year was so fucked, but I still managed to make it to the top of Santa’s naughty list. I am very fucking good at being so very fucking bad. I tried to social distance but my cunt needs to be filled with lots of strange cock. 

I’ve been bringing men home and sneaking them in to hide it from my boring roomies. Last night we got a bit loud. Stacy was the only one here, as the others went home for the holidays. She kept banging on my door and it was really distracting me. I thought maybe if she had some fun with us, she would shut the fuck up.

  I knocked on her door telling her I had her favorite drink, Eggnog. Fucking gross!  I added a little surprise pill to help us loosen her up.  Before long, she was begging to be fucked by my hookups huge black cock. Things got a little rough, and she sort of banged her head.  Tyrone was in a mood and he pissed all over her face to try and wake her up. Nope, out fucking cold.

Well fuck!! What do we do now?  I texted some of my men friends to see if they wanted to have some fun. No one really likes her, but she is sort of hot in a librarian sort of way. About 20 showed up, and we set up the cameras. This is going to be nasty fucking fun. 

Want to know what happened once we got started?  Call me, and let’s have some nasty fun.

 

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Mean Girls Burn Especially On Halloween

       Guess who the fuck is coming over for my Halloween party? You are going to just love this. It is the boring fat bitch who always tries to be friends with us. Remember on your birthday you fucked her and she oinked like a pig? 

I have a devious and twisted plan for Halloween night. Don’t I always? I am going to tell her you will be there and really want to see her. I will even tell her you have a thing for her. I’m telling her to dress in a sexy, latex nurse uniform. Imagine all the fat rolls in that? I’m going to have lots of food and you know she won’t be able to resist. I’m even going to tell her I have a girl crush on her and just can’t wait to sink my lips into all that fat.

When you arrive, she is giving me a lap dance. Well, at least attempting too.  You act so impressed by her. You also leave my front door open. You tell her how perfect she is and suggest she eat a little more. You squeeze her fat rolls and slowly undress her. I’m trying not to laugh as you roll your eyes when you look my way. You’re fucking her fat ass face when we hear the laughter. 

10 more of my friends have shown up for the party. They guys make remarks about how hot she is and they wish they could have a turn. I talk her into letting them gang bang her fat ass. She hesitates but knows if she wants to be friends with mean girls she has no choice. We’re laughing and drinking as we listen to her making pig sounds. 

This Halloween party with Harley and her mean friends.

 

 

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Let’s Get Nasty

I am the nastiest chick I know. Most of my friends are so picky about where and how they get off. Not me, if my cunt is wet, I don’t care where I am. I need to get off.

My friends and I went to a bar last night that is known for how gross it can get. The rule of thumb is not to use the bathroom unless you want to fuck, or just can’t hold it in. The fact that the place is so gross just gets me even hotter and wetter.

I locked eyes with this hot guy, and he actually dared me to meet him in the bathroom. A little mess and smell never turned me off when I needed a random fuck from a strange guy. By the time he made it in, I was so horny I was already fingering my juicy cunt. He wasn’t alone! He had several well built guys with him for me to fuck. A gang bang in a dirty loo? What a way to spend my night.

Get nasty with Harley. What a way to spend YOUR fucking night.

 

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Valentine’s Day Panties

             

 You have been snooping in my bedroom again, haven’t you?  You see the sexy red satin panties on my bed. For a brief moment you think about me in them, but then your thoughts go in a very different fucking direction. You check the time, and know I won’t be home for several hours. You giggle, as you rub them against your face, feeling how soft they are. Checking the clock again, you  slowly strip as you watch yourself in my full length mirror. You put on Bump and Grind, and begin to dance as you slip on my red panties. You run your hands down your body, feeling so sexy.

You hear laughter at the door, and turn around to see me and 2 friends watching you. Don’t you look so adorable?  My girls dance with you for a few, as I pick out sexy lingerie for you. A red clincher, red 6 inch stilettos, red satin bra, cherry red lipstick, and a red wig. You look like a slut! You’re so excited, and begin to dance some more. 

You beg us to take you out for the night with us. We pick the perfect dance club. There is always hot professional men looking for a walk on the wild side. You flirt with the bartender, and you get all our Painkiller cocktails for free. That gives us all an idea. We’re all giggling but you have no idea why. I talk to the bartender and soon men are waiting in line at our table. I take their money and follow you into the restroom. You pull up your dress and take off your panties. A line is forming, and I watch you take 4 cocks at once. Quite impressive, I must say.

Happy Valentine’s Day to all my Sissy Sluts!

 

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You’re Fucked Yet Again

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Yesterday was the birthday of my best friend from school’s dad. I have teased the fuck out of that man my whole life. The things I have made him do were unreal. Guess who paid for my shiny red Porsche?

I wanted to do something special for his birthday. Since he was always the one in restraints, I figured a change would be exciting. My friend knew nothing about the gifts, money and blackmail. 

I sent him an email inviting him to my condo. I explained that I wanted to make it up to him now that I am older and not such a tease. I made a pitcher of his favorite Dirty Martinis and I had lots of party favors. I asked him to take a picture for later. He stripped down in record time, and began to do all the dirty things that he has always wanted to do with me. I let him lick my gushing pussy, and then he got his big surprise. I let myself out of the restraints, so fucking easy. Then I tossed his clothes out my window. My boyfriend came out of the closet and the fun began!

Cum now, you certainly didn’t think I was going sub on you, did you?

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Revenge

      He asked me to come over late last night. He is always so much fun that I didn’t care what time it was. He said he wanted to destroy the bitch who cheated on him, and he knew I would help. Sure, I love to humiliate bitches who have fucked with my friends.

She was super hot, and he already had her stripped and tied to his chair. He sat on his bed stroking his cock, while I began to fuck up her little world. First, we posted twisted pictures of her on Facebook, Instagram, and twitter. She gave up all her personal info as she begged us to let her leave. Too fucking funny!

He told me all the sexual things she would never do with him. Such a boring bitch, wasn’t she? I strapped on my huge dildo and untied her. I tossed her on all fours and gave that beautiful virgin ass some action. He grabbed her by her long, dark hair and began to fuck her face. I know I would have totally enjoyed being in her place, but then I am not a boring vanilla loser. 

He got his revenge and I had a fucking blast. I did talk about her in the past tense, so you might be wondering. A girl like me never puts it in writing! Give me a shout, let’s play.

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