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Bring Out The Toys

Do you have any plans this holiday weekend? Feeling the heat? Wanna have some fun? I know I do. I am ready to have some fun, my phone is turned on and my box of toys is all set to go. So all I need is you. You know you want to talk to me and you want to hear me get off. I want to hear you get off too, I want to know that I am the cause of you getting hard and then getting off.

So you know what you have to do…. Get all the toys out for us to play with. Get your phone and your credit card and call me! Let the holiday weekend fun begin! I’m waiting for you!

Maid To Order

 A few years back I was a little short on money so I took a side job cleaning for my neighbor. He seemed like a nice enough guy when he offered me the job and honestly the pay was going to be outstanding. He said he wanted me to come over for a trial run on Saturday. An hour before I was due to be at this house, my doorbell rang and there was a package waiting for me. When I opened it up, there was a note, “Please wear for the trial run.” and my neighbor had signed it. The outfit was a maid’s outfit but more like the sexy one you would wear on Halloween. I figured the guy meant well and I didn’t want to lose the job so I put the costume on and I walked next door.

I rang the door bell and waited. Finally my neighbor came to the door completely nude and he invited me inside. If I thought that was weird, it only grew worse. He proceeded to the living room and he laid on the floor. He instructed me to grab the rag beside him and start cleaning him. At first I felt a little weird about it. But honestly all he wanted me to do was give him a little sponge bath, without even touching his cock it grew so hard and just as I reached his toes he came all over himself.

He paid me $300 for the sponge bath which took about 15 minutes and he invited me back next Saturday. I cleaned for my neighbor for about a year until I ended up moving. We became good friends and he explained all about his cleaning fetish to me. I didn’t judge him or tease him. I tried to understand it and as I got to know him I tried to push the limits with him. When it comes to fetish phone sex, I will do the same thing with you. Tell me your secrets, your fantasies and I will not judge you. To me all fetishes are normal.

Sex Toy Galore

I have always been a bit of a collector when it comes to sex toys! And no matter what I have never been able to actually throw one away. I have this box full of used up toys that don’t work anymore or have seen “better” days and as much as I know I should throw them away, I can’t actually do it. This past weekend I had this new guy over that I have been seeing for the past month. I made the mistake of asking him to get me something from my closet. He happened to come along my huge box full of sex toys and he asked me about it. I honestly did not know what to say to him. I mean all the sudden he started going through the box and really picking on me for saving some of the toys I had in the box. I mean I got my first toy when I was 16 and I still have it. And I usually go through a few toys a year so you can imagine how many toys I have acquired through the years. Too bad there wasn’t some kind of charity I could donate them to. It might make me feel better to know that maybe someone else could get as much pleasure from them as I did. That box is just full of so many memories that I just can’t seem to part with just yet.

My new boy toy and I spent the rest of the weekend playing with my smaller box of usable toys! But now that he’s gone and I am sitting here in my room, I am torn with the big box in my closet. Should I just throw them away? I guess I don’t have the answer today but I am going to have to give it some thought.

What do you do with your used sex toys?

Bring On the Bisexual Men

Alright, so I recently met this awesome guy Tyler at a gay bar. I like to hang out in gay bars for some strange reason. Sometimes I might get this urge to have a little fun with another girl and sometimes I try looking for a couple gay guys to have fun with. I also love gay guys because they are the perfect girlfriend without the drama! Tyler has become just that! Tyler is definitely more gay than straight, he loves to do my hair and go shopping but he doesn’t mind getting dirty sometimes and eating my pussy! Haha, we both have the same attraction in guys so we love to go out together and find a guy who is up for a fun threesome.

Last weekend we hooked up with Jason! Jason was HOT! And we were both drooling over him from the start. But Jason was kind of a hidden bisexual man. He didn’t like to admit he liked guys so he tried to pretend he was only into me. When we got back to my place, the fun really started. Jason got between my legs and started eating pussy while Tyler started sucking Jason’s cock. Tyler sucks cock better than anyone I know! Threesomes with 2 guys are soooo much fun! There’s plenty of cock to go around! And that night I got plenty as did Tyler and Jason! Tyler and I will be at it again this weekend looking for some more men to fuck!

Valentine Slut

Last year I had one hell of a Valentine’s and I am hoping to be able to out do myself this year. Last year I went to a friend’s house for a party. She loves throwing parties and her husband definitely has the deep pockets to support her little party throwing habit. Her husband is pretty hot though and I have always lusted after him. I wore the sexiest red dress I own. I wanted to get some attention that night. I arrived at the party, fashionably late and right away I wanted to find her husband. He was getting drunk which was perfect for me. When he finally got up to go to the bathroom, I followed him. Luck was really on my side that night because he forgot to lock the bathroom door. I followed him and made sure to lock the door myself. He turned with his pants down and I smiled at him as I made my way over to him and dropped to my knees. I wanted his cock so bad. I have always wanted it ever since my friend told me how big it was. And she sure wasn’t exaggerating about his cock size. As I wrapped my lips around his cock I thought he might push me away as I saw his hands move, but instead of pushing me away, he started forcing my mouth further down his cock. It was so hot. His cock was getting harder and harder and I kept sucking on it. Finally I stood up, pulled my dress up to show I was not wearing any panties and I bent over. He knew exactly what I wanted him to do as he grabbed my hips and forced his cock into my tight, wet pussy! I wanted to scream it felt so good.

It was hard to hang out with my friend after that night. But I will never regret fucking her husband. He had a really nice cock and it’s her own fault for bragging to me about him.

Strip Club Fun

Last weekend I went to a strip club that my friend Candy works at. She invited a bunch of us out there to see her dance. Every once in a while she will do these special performances and she likes to invite her friends there to check her out. I love going to the strip clubs with my friends. I love getting extra attention because there aren’t many girls there (other than the strippers.) Sometimes my friend Candy will pull me up on stage and I will make a little money myself! I love giving lap dances as well. Although I usually give them for free and I let the guys touch me all they want. It sure pisses the strippers off! Except my friend Candy, she actually thinks its pretty funny! I love having fun and I think that I would make a really HOT stripper! Sometimes I think I am hotter than some of the girls that work at the club! Next weekend my friend Candy is coming over and we are throwing a strip club party at my place. We’re getting the stripper poles up and inviting some of our guy friends who will really enjoy watching us! It sure will be fun! I bet you’d love to cum!

Close Your Eyes

Picture me! Sweet, sexy and so irresistible! I can be the girl of your dreams! I can be the girl in your fantasies! You want that sweet girl next door, well close your eyes and I will be that girl for you! You want someone younger, well close your eyes and hear my young voice! Hear my sweet, sexy voice as I bring you to the point of no return! You know you’re turned on by me, by my voice! You want me like you’ve never wanted anyone before! Well you can have me, all you have to do is pick up the phone and I am yours for as long as you want me!

Let’s Have Some Fun Together…

Hey there sweetie!

Do you ever sit at home so bored and so horny that you just have to do naughty things. That was me today, I was sitting on the couch eating a banana and I started to think about it being a nice hard long cock. I started playing with my banana like it was a real cock! Taking it deep in my mouth, sucking on it. I wanted so badly at the moment to have a real cock to suck on. I wanted to suck all the juice out of any cock available. But unfortunately I don’t keep a young stud in my house to play with whenever I need him 🙂 So I had to make do with what I did have. And as fun as that banana was, I knew that I couldn’t keep playing with it. I went to my room and got out one of my favorite toys! Hmmm, just the memory of that dildo sliding into my dripping wet pussy earlier this afternoon get’s me excited as well! I love to play with myself. But it’s even better when I have someone to listen to me do it! Why don’t you call me and hear me play with my sweet pussy?

Horny Housewife

I had a HOT call the other day! I love to role play! Role Playing during calls gets me so hot! They are by far my favorite types of calls! The other day I got to play a horny housewife who needed to get fucked. But unfortunately my hubby was away. But you know what they say. When the hubby’s away, the wife will play! And play I did! I have known for a long time that my neighbor has had the hots for me! I love teasing him too! Wearing sexy outfits around the house and yard. Leaving the blinds open when I walk around the house naked. I could feel him watching me. And I loved knowing he got excited while watching me. I was outside and he had just gotten home, pulled into his driveway. I called him over and asked if he could come take a look at my dishwasher. He agreed and came inside. It all happened so fast after that. I got him in the kitchen and I started taking my clothes off while he was looking at my dishwasher. When he finished and saw me naked. Well let’s just say it was the point of no return. It didn’t matter if he wanted to or not. He was going to fuck me! He just couldn’t say no. And fuck me he did. In the kitchen, on the counter, on the floor, on the table, against the fridge! It was the best fuck I could have asked for! Next time I am going to have a problem with the hot tub! I bet he’d love to fuck me in the hot tub!

Weekend In Aspen

I went away this past weekend! I love weekend getaways! This weekend was a ski vacation at a resort in Aspen! I love Aspen! It’s the perfect vacation spot for a snow bunny like myself. I like to get out there and go skiing and snowboarding. I even like to head out on the rink and do a little ice skating. Then after I like to snuggle up next to a warm toasty fire and have hot and wild sex! Body heat against body heat! It’s so much fun! Having someone slip me out of snow gear and lay me down on a rub in front of the fireplace! I bet you’d love to be that guy! Well call me up and let’s make it happen!