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For all You Haters~

Anyone out there detest today as much as I do? I always have, I must say. Ever since I was a little girl, this day has just not sat well with me. Over saturated, pumped up and usless as a 2 dollar whore. Everyday should be romantic when you are with someone. Thats how it was for my parents. Why wait for one day a year to show someone how much you value them? I dont know about the rest of you, but if my partner waited for Feb 14th to roll around every year to show me some special attention? Umm yeaaaahhh… I wont be there by the time you get around to it. So, if you have had it with all of the useless exploited Hallmark holidays, raise your hand! Good!

Now, if you want to treat yourself, heres what ya do.

Pick up the phone and call me. Say, “Diana, I dont want to get VD on VD so I’m calling you, can you help me?” I have secret Valentines surprises for every caller! What will yours be? A free 10 minute call? A pair of panties? 20% off??? Who knows! Let’s play! pSin the bottle and find out!

See you soon, Lover!

Dirty D

I am full of surprises!

Yes, as shocking as it is to some of you, Diana does have a sensual side. I love to touch and caress. Lets light candles and put on some music. I want to massage ever inch of you with my hands and tongue. Can you imagine me straddling you and rubbing your nipples as I nibble on your lower lip? Look into my mesmerizing violet  eyes and see what passions burn there. I am intense in everything that I do. I want to arouse every single part of you. Sucking your fingers, kissing your belly, and nibbling your cock. I can feel your lust growing and building. There is nothing better than blow job  to motivate a man to return your full pleasure. I am hedonist and a lover of physical sensations, too. Take me there.

I want to feel you sucking my toes. Mmmm, yes. Kissing and exploring my inner thighs. Don’t forget my neck and I like hard bites so don’t be shy. Kiss my mouth deeply and touch my breasts. Tease me. Make me want it. I want to desire you more than anything else in this world. Kiss my tender pussy lips and lick me slowly. There’s my clit. Suck it. Yessssssss! I am going to have to tangle my fingers in your hair and buck my hips. Make me crazy for it. I want to fuck you for hours. When you roll over and I straddle you I want this to be the most sensual experience you have ever had,phonesex or not!  Look as I wiggle my tight pussy down on your dick. Watch me bite my lower lip as I slowly ride you. Then I am going to grind and bounce on that cock faster while I put your hands to my throat and ask you to squeeze…Well what did you expect? I am Dirty Diana, after all….;) 

Sexy Little Secret…Click HERE

So here’s the deal:

You may have to do a little bit of detective work, but if you call or message me this weekend with the title of one of the books located here on my sexy Naughty Librarian costume here, you will get a free 10 minute call!

A minimum call purchase must be made, along with the title of the book, and you will get 1 free 10 minute call to use whenever you choose…how’s that for a treat??

🙂

Surrender To Diana, become my Happy Captive…

Do you think I don’t feel the weight of your stare as I walk across the room? You want me in the worst way, don’t you? I see your wife clutch your arm just a bit tighter and I laugh to myself. I’m younger, prettier and firmer than she is, aren’t I? She knows it and is afraid. I like that.

Another late meeting at work? Oh that’s right. It was a business trip this time, wasn’t it? How does it feel when you leave my bed and I hand you a pair of my panties to wear? Your mind will wander as that hot silk caresses you, thinking back and replaying the stolen hours with me, wondering how you got in so deep. Knowing that you just need more.

Who am I? Do you know? I mean, do you really know? Of course not. I chose you, just like I will choose others to pass the time. Sex is a game after all, isn’t it? Just a game of power and pleasure. What do you want? I will wear the collar for you if you ask nicely…daddy cum here and bend me over your knee. Please…I have been such a good girl, haven’t I? ~smirk~ What to do with me when I grab your tie and pull your mouth down and take what I want in front of your colleagues? Do you feel lost when you are thrusting helplessly into my throat in your office in the middle of the day? Think about the way that my ass feels in your hands just before I allow you to slide into it. That’s a good boy….

I love the way your palms start to sweat when you are trying to resist calling me. That’s right, fight that urge- struggle against it. Then feel that pit open up in your stomach when I don’t answer and you can’t find me. You waited too long didn’t you? After all, you do know the rules of the game. I love having fun with you. The sex is amazing, isn’t it? In my own twisted little way I might even love you. But will I keep you? What do you think?

I am going to punch you square in the Nuts!!

box your balls!Well, now. Look at you as you kneel on the floor in front of me, wanting my attention. Oh, you’ll get it alright, but at a price. You see, its been a hard week for me, and I need to get some aggressions out. You wouldn’t mind helping me out a bit with that would you?

Wonderful!! I am going to box your balls! I am not talking little love taps here, either. I mean I am going to pound on your fucking nuts so hard your mother is going to feel it! You will be shrieking like a little girl by the time I am done with you. Oh, I’m sorry…are your little balls sore? Well, that means you can still feel them, so I must not be done yet!! Maybe what you really need are a few good solid kicks? I wind up and let ‘er fly as my thick black boot connects with your tender sack, splitting them and sending them to the crooks of your thighs.

Ahhhh. Yes…I do feel sooooo much better!

~snicker!!

Pole-dancing Phone Sex

So, I got one of those new exercise videos, Pole-dancing for fitness, and i absolutely love it! I was addicted from the first moment..so much so that I am thinking about taking on a new part-time job to satisfy my lust for dancing, exercise and SEX! 🙂 Wrapping my hands around that huge pole and sliding  up and down, spinning and curling myself around it is very…Hmmm …erotic! I would savor the opportunity to do the very same to YOUR pole! Why dont you call me today and we can start some sweaty sessions of our own?

~~KISSES~ Di

Weapons of Mass Seduction

“The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off” Jean Cocteau

There’s no doubt about it. Playfulness and a sense of adventure in the bedroom are very attractive traits. Dressing up in sexy lingerie and bedroom wear is an opportunity for a woman to be playful, to feel very beautiful, to explore the power of desire and of being desired. It’s a chance to play dress up, to become the boudoir mistress, the siren or the virginal bride.

Wearing something glamorous and sexy everyday boosts my self esteem and helps me to get in the mood for a hot evening ahead. It doesn’t need to be big budget. In the right hands a garment as simple and innocent as a white slip can be transformed into a weapon of mass seduction. Think Elizabeth Taylor in her sizzling performance as Maggie in the 1958 film Cat On A Hot Tin Roof.

Clothing acts as a concealment, cloaking the treasures underneath…Passions sometimes demand that clothes be unceremoniously ripped out of the way. For many people, however, the transition from fully clothed to completely naked (or semi naked) is much more exciting when it is slow and deliberate!!

Many people, especially women like to be undressed slowly. Very, very slowly. It is both very erotic and tantalizing. It also sort of suggests that you are valued and worth taking time over. Savor and enjoy each moment.

Now, go ahead…you know you want to….Ask me what I’m wearing.~~Wink!~

Diana

Dirty Diana Does it Better – Siren Phonesex

Hey Sexy,
I do love what I do….so much. I love the interaction between my partner and I, the subtle vocal inflections, letting me know that I have found the right spot. I love knowing how hard I am making you, how delicious our time together is for the both of us, and feeling that familiar warm wetness between my legs….and it’s all your fault *smiles*
Want to know just how utterly sexy a phone fuck can be? Call me! I am sure you will become my number 1 fan….

Diana

1.866.949.4113

How Far Will You Go?

The search for the ultimate Orgasm is often what I like to think of as my job. So many fantasies you have to share with me, so many different ways to get to that O! How far will you go for the Ultimate O babe? I believe our bodies were built for pleasure. Therefore, in my humble opinion, there is nothing too taboo when it comes to having that ultimate O! There are so many erogenous zones to explore in our search. I want you to call me. I’m ready to explore every nook and cranny with you, and ultimately give you the best release you’ve ever had!

Diana

You’re Mine Now

Why haven’t you called me yet? You must be saving the best for last. It always amuses me when I hear from a guy “You’re so good, why haven’t I called you sooner?”

 You will be mine and I will fuck you with all my might, but you like that don’t you?

 Regular fucking won’t be enough I’m afraid. I love your cock, and you’re STARVING me when you don’t call.

  I suppose if I’m going to fuck you deep and hard like the dirty girl that I am, I’ll have to be extra nice to you in the beginning. I’ll devour your cock with my full lips and gag on it until you are begging for my pussy. I’m ready to give you a call you’ll never forget.

 Maybe that’s all you need, a little combo of my TLC & BDSM and your cock will be right as rain! Call me now, you’ll see. You’re mine, after all!