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Mystery Man

One of my girlfriends had a bachelorette party at a really nice hotel and spa. After our day of pampering, I wanted to lay out by the pool.

When I got to the pool area, I noticed there wasn’t many people there. I was kind of disappointed because I like the attention.

I was totally relaxed in my lounge chair and soaking up some hot sun. I just happened to look up and noticed a guy on his hotel balcony starring right at me. I smirked and closed my eyes and pretended to ignore him.

After a few more minutes, I couldn’t help but to look up again and sure enough, he was there looking at my tits. I was up for a little fun so I pushed down my bikini top. I pointed to his shorts and he shook his head no. I rolled my eyes and put my bikini top on again. He looked at me and pulled down his shorts and showed me his cock. I pulled down my straps again and then I showed him my pussy. I rubbed my clit and starting masturbating. He began stroking his cock for me.

We were masturbating for each other in a distance and knowing anyone could see us at any moment was so incredibly hot and intense. I came first and let out a load orgasm. When I tasted the cum off my finger is when he exploded all over his hand.

Thank you mystery man from the 4th floor for an enjoyable and fun end to my day!

Dirty Diana

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Written By: Diana
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Cuckold Loser Phone Sex

When I find a new boy toy, a romantic relationship is the last thing I want. I normally put him in his place right away and let him know his cock will never be enough for me. I will humiliate him and turn him into a cuckold loser.

If you want any type of “relationship” with me, you better like the taste of thick, gooey cum dripping from my wet cunt. Also, don’t plan on having sex with me….ever! If you want to make me happy, put your pathetic face under my pussy and catch any warm juices while my big cock lover balls are slapping your chin.

You can listen to me moan with sheer pleasure when his big monster cock is stretching me. Get your tongue ready because when he cums, it’s like a river and I want to be licked clean, no exceptions!

Are you ready to be my clean up boy? The taste will be so rewarding.

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Written By: Diana
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Lucky Charm

I have a married guy friend who is so love with me. He would do anything and everything for me. He loves hot women, fast cars and money. He loves his wife but he can’t be faithful. He tried to be faithful to her but he’s so addicted to my pussy that he has sex more with me than his so called soul mate.

He went to Vegas this past weekend with his wife for their Anniversary. He called me Saturday night yelling in my ear, “I won, I won.” Apparently, he had a naked picture of me in his pocket that I gave to him a few months ago. I guess he carries it around with him wherever he goes. He told me I was his good luck charm and because of me, he won playing Roulette at the Palms Casino. He told me he desperately wanted to see me. He was alone and wasted, his wife went to bed because she had a really bad headache.

I could tell he was so excited so I let him book me the next flight and I met him at his hotel. He got us a room and we the most amazing fuck session. We fucked for hours till my pussy couldn’t take it anymore. His wife was blowing up his phone but every time he looked over at his phone vibrating on the nightstand, he was pounding my pussy harder.

I kind of felt bad because this was his Anniversary weekend but I couldn’t turn down a paid trip to Vegas. You snooze, you loose.

Always Dirty, Diana

Who Are You?

Rough rape fantasy is on my mind today. I want you to sneak into my bedroom and watch me shower. Unsuspectingly soaping up my hair and washing my hot tits will make your cock grow so fucking hard! I know you were just waiting for that special moment when you could let yourself in. Sneak into my bedroom as I am in the bathroom and stand beside the door. It gives you a perfect angle and you are hidden from view. You watch me slowly wash my pussy and shave it. Your mouth waters as you think how delicious it will taste, even if I am crying. Then you think of me crying. That makes you shake with excitement. You grab the rope you have in your hand tighter. You almost come right in and pull me out of the shower, but I look so fucking hot with water dripping down my body, you decide to wait. ‘Just a few mins more cant hurt” you whisper to yourself under your breath. You have been planning this for months. After you saw me hide the house key for my brother under that rock you have just been waiting. Watching. Patiently thinking about exactly when you will have me all to yourself. Well tonight is the night baby. You watch me exit the shower, so lost in thought a minute you almost give yourself away but you want to see me walk right by you to my bed and dry off. Humming and relaxed , drying my hair and body you watch me lift my leg and almost jump when i open that perfect slit to expose both my tight holes. I hear a noise . The feeling someone is watching me overwhelms me. I slowly turn around. There you stand. What are you going to do to me? Call me now and tell me.

Dirty Diana

xoxoxox

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Taboo Secrets

Please understand, I am a taboo expert. I love filthy raw taboo stories. I want to share mine with you. Call me with your nastiest real life stories and fantasies. I will always listen openly because the filthier the hotter! Family fun, age-play, domination, submission, cuckolding , impregnation and more. I want you to tell me every detail of your darkest taboo secrets.

My favorite real life taboo stories come from my family. I had four brothers and trust me, we did it all! Call now to find out exactly how dirty your little slut DIANA is. I want to detail all my family fun to someone who really appreciates it. Does taboo fun make your cock hard? I am the perfect companion to open up your imagination to the dark possibilities. Call Me Now so we can cum together.

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Dirty Diana

Kumon Uwana Laymee!

As you may have guessed from the title, I am more than a little excited about my upcoming vacation to Hawaii next month! I have never been and am so looking forward to tasting all of the wonderful exotic things that the Big Island has to offer,including the natives! I have bought 6 new bikinis in the past week, but I am wondering if maybe I am covering too much skin to attract any attention? Any thoughts on this? I will begin posting today with pictures and put up more as the time grows near for my departure. I really don’t plan on wearing much else, as I am hoping most of my time will be spent rolling around in the sand with the hot South Pacific Islanders! I wonder how big the cocks are out there? Hmmmmmmm!

Diana

I didn’t really mean to flash you…or did I???

It’s been hot and humid here so I have been wearing more flowy summer dresses to be more comfortable. One of my greatest fears is to be wearing a dress that is not fitted, have a huge gust of wind come blowing, and have my dress fly around and up over my head. Well, guess what? Yep, you guessed it! It happened, not once, but TWICE!!!

I totally pulled a Marilyn with that one! And, you know that I don’t wear panties so I totally flashed big time! Once was when a guy was walking by and, as if it were orchestrated, with perfect timing, whoosh and bare ass and kitty were exposed! He was so embarrassed that he quickly put his things in his car and turned and hightailed it back in. The next one I was trying to unlock a door and there was a bunch of cars stopped at a light. Again, a big wind gust blew and there goes kitty and booty making an appearance. I heard a car honk.

Normally, I wear fitted body conscious dresses so flashing is never a problem. Now you know that mother nature is playing a practical joke and sitting back and laughing while watching me scramble to get that dress down. I knew she was a domme! There’s a first for everything I suppose!

Normally I wouldn’t care because I am an exhibitionist but it took me by surprise twice. I am usually flashing on purpose and THOSE are a lot of fun!

What would you do if you saw me flashing my kitty when a big gust of wind came blowing? Would you help me out, take a picture and post it on the internet, or cheer and honk?

xoxo

Miss D

Sugar Daddy <3<3<3

DiBaby Girl loves her sugar daddy….he treats me like a queen.Every call, every time. You are never neglectful of my needs. ANY of my needs. Every girl should be so lucky…to have a man who worships every inch of her feminine body, and understands what it entails to keep it looking so perfect. My gym membership…days at the spa. Nails.Hair.Tanning.Shopping. And lets not forget relaxing vacations, to exotic locals….to broaden my mind..my experience.

Yes. I love my Sugar Daddy. But more importantly, I love the way HE loves ME <3

For all You Haters~

Anyone out there detest today as much as I do? I always have, I must say. Ever since I was a little girl, this day has just not sat well with me. Over saturated, pumped up and usless as a 2 dollar whore. Everyday should be romantic when you are with someone. Thats how it was for my parents. Why wait for one day a year to show someone how much you value them? I dont know about the rest of you, but if my partner waited for Feb 14th to roll around every year to show me some special attention? Umm yeaaaahhh… I wont be there by the time you get around to it. So, if you have had it with all of the useless exploited Hallmark holidays, raise your hand! Good!

Now, if you want to treat yourself, heres what ya do.

Pick up the phone and call me. Say, “Diana, I dont want to get VD on VD so I’m calling you, can you help me?” I have secret Valentines surprises for every caller! What will yours be? A free 10 minute call? A pair of panties? 20% off??? Who knows! Let’s play! pSin the bottle and find out!

See you soon, Lover!

Dirty D

I am full of surprises!

Yes, as shocking as it is to some of you, Diana does have a sensual side. I love to touch and caress. Lets light candles and put on some music. I want to massage ever inch of you with my hands and tongue. Can you imagine me straddling you and rubbing your nipples as I nibble on your lower lip? Look into my mesmerizing violet  eyes and see what passions burn there. I am intense in everything that I do. I want to arouse every single part of you. Sucking your fingers, kissing your belly, and nibbling your cock. I can feel your lust growing and building. There is nothing better than blow job  to motivate a man to return your full pleasure. I am hedonist and a lover of physical sensations, too. Take me there.

I want to feel you sucking my toes. Mmmm, yes. Kissing and exploring my inner thighs. Don’t forget my neck and I like hard bites so don’t be shy. Kiss my mouth deeply and touch my breasts. Tease me. Make me want it. I want to desire you more than anything else in this world. Kiss my tender pussy lips and lick me slowly. There’s my clit. Suck it. Yessssssss! I am going to have to tangle my fingers in your hair and buck my hips. Make me crazy for it. I want to fuck you for hours. When you roll over and I straddle you I want this to be the most sensual experience you have ever had,phonesex or not!  Look as I wiggle my tight pussy down on your dick. Watch me bite my lower lip as I slowly ride you. Then I am going to grind and bounce on that cock faster while I put your hands to my throat and ask you to squeeze…Well what did you expect? I am Dirty Diana, after all….;)