This HAS to be my one of my favorite times of the year! The aromas of the great food and the traditions that the old country women in my family have passed down from generation to generation. And yes, between bouts of fooling around with older married men and fucking, I have been learning a thing or two. Take, for example, the older married guy I’m having an affair with right now, Roger. Very hot guy with a nice dick, he’s a GREAT fuck. He and I went persimmon hunting in the woods a couple of weeks ago. He’ll take his GMC and rear-end the trunk of the trees to get the persimmons to drop – always makes me laugh so fucking hard LOL. Well, anyhow, he opened up the tailgate of his truck and opened his cooler and I was expecting some pop or beer – instead, he pulled out some bananas, some chocolate syrup and some canned whipped cream. He proceeded to strip me, laid me out on the liner, spread my legs and turned me into a human banana split! By the time he got done eating me out and licking me all over, I was begging him to fuck me with his HUGE cock! Now I am a firm believer in NEW traditions!
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I don’t understand men sometimes. I get all hot and bothered so much and I just want to fuck sometimes but these guys all want to be the “nice” guy and not “take it too fast” and stuff like that. What has happened to all the men out there? When a girl wants to fuck, she wants to fuck. This is why I have my best friend, I call him Frank the Tank. Frank is my dildo and he and I have sooooooooooooooooo many fun adventures together. We explore new dimensions of me and places that make me cum every time. So boys remember this, if a woman is giving you clues that she wants to fuck and you disappoint her, it is not her loss, it is yours. She always will have her best friend at home. How about you call me and my best friend and we can share our fun with you?
An amazing orgasm story that I remember didn’t come from an enormous cock. It was about 6 inches long and in just a perfect shape that it feels wonderful going in. We were in the shower and while massaging the shampoo into my hair he slid up behind me, pressing his body against mine, me feeling his hardening cock between my ass cheeks. I moaned from the feel of stiffening meat against my ass, tilting my head back to rest on his shoulder, his hands in my hair with the shampoo.
My hair was clean at this point but he hadn’t stopped taking advantage of my temporary blindness. He led me closer to the water so that he could wash off his hand, then he used my other arm to encircle me and cup my soft, smooth tits, earning him a a sigh of appreciation. He began to kiss my shoulder and then he put his right hand on my belly, and to build anticipation, made the slow journey down my stomach to my sweet, shaved slit. He had me at the touch of my finger sliding between my pussy lips, my knees began to buckle. I began to do everything but falling down after the first five seconds. After dipping two fingers, one at a time, into my sopping pussy, he focused on my clit. It was a cinch to find; it was peeking out from its hiding place at the top of your slit. He concentrated pressure on the flesh directly around it, so as not to actually hurt me while I was being pleasured. I finally came again and latched onto his arm for dear life, moaning again and again, completely incoherent at the feeling of his fingers toying with me. Finally, with an inarticulate yelp of joy, I came, hard, again, and the only thing holding you me was that left arm, because his right hand hadn’t stopped masturbating me yet. ….. I am so wet and horny call me now.
Oh, all you naughty men, you. Thank you for the calls, I must confess though, I was not entirely forthcoming with you all. As you all know about me, I must keep dirty little secrets a bit, but this is just too juicy to keep in. Let me tell you more about this dream I wrote about last time.
It was just before my mother wanted me to go the ceremony, I was just with my friend.
I began to get nervous when Mother told me it was time. My friend reassured me that it would not be so bad. That is when she caught me by surprise. She told me she could help me, peaking my interest. I began to look at my friend for what felt like the first time. She had budding breasts and very nice hips. Her small waist was trim and her mound was covered in dark hair. Goose bumps rose on my arm, as I became acutely aware of her thumb rubbing back and forth on my hand. I could hear her breath quickening and I felt as if she could hear my heart, it was so loud.
She leaned in and her lips brushed my cheek, then my lips. Her kiss was electric. Her damp hair fell across my face and chest, barely touching my nipples. I could feel my body responding.
She released my head and her hand caressed down my neck, shoulder, and down to tenderly cup a breast. Her finger tips grazed the tip, and flicked across it. She sucked my lower lip into her mouth at the same time and I inhaled sharply. I felt an ache between my legs just as I did when I fantasized about Chris.
She shifted again and slid her left thigh up between my legs. I could feel her wet breasts press against mine, and her thigh against my mound made me crazy.
Call me so I can tell you the rest of this juicy story, you may even get to lick my juices from somewhere else 😉
My dreams sometimes can be intense, like I was another woman in a prior life or something like that. I don’t know but these dreams are so intense it is like I am there. The other night, I had just watched a movie and fell asleep on the couch, this is when I shifted into this other world.
It was an early morning, and I was working by the light from the fire. I was at the community cooking area with four pots boiling. My dress was being cleaned in the last pot and I periodically stood, stretched and went over to stir the pot. I had nothing on except my undergarments but no men were around so there was no need to be shy. I fished out my garment, and draped it over a nearby chair. With any luck, the heat of the nearby fire would dry it in time for the feast.
My heart was pounding. The heavy rains had come and our community had begun to gather and prepare for the solstice feast. Every type of dish you could think of was there. Excitement filled the air, but all I could think of was the culmination of the feast. This night I would choose my first lover.
This was my first year to considered a woman in the eyes of the elders. I had transitioned from child to woman late last summer. This would be the first year I could sit in on the Choosing. I knew of what this was from sneaking around during it. I would listen in as the women would choose their lover and ceremoniously exit through the North door towards their dwellings. Mother always went first. After her, the other women chose. Some their mate, others not, but none could dispute her choice. Solstice was a time of renewal. A time to bring fruitfulness to the group. A time to forget the dismal darkness of the winter rains and build something beautiful, if only for a day.
As the elder’s daughter, I would choose after mother. And I would experience my first love with Chris. He was many summers older than I, and he was chosen routinely early in the ceremony and has had his way with many women outside of the ceremony but I have seen him watching me. He had peeked at me when I was bathing, causing me to let my hand stray between my legs later that night.
Let me choose you, come on this journey with me. I am waiting for your call.
A list of some of my favorite sexual terms, and a few that I thought I would share.
Captain Cheddar — a cheesy male. You know the douchebag guys at the bar always trying to hit on you but are so pathetic. I have had my fair share because I like to fuck but I am not a big cheddar fan at all.
getting gnarly with the knudster – jerking off. hopefully you will be doing that to me and my voice baby!
R2 your D2 – same as getting gnarly baby!
visiting Niagra Falls – female masturbation – what I will be doing when your are getting gnarly or R2’in your D2 – 😉
quicunque vult – A forward girl , ready to oblige every man that shall ask her. I do believe I am one of these.
Nebulaphobia – The fear of fog. Not a sex term but interesting.
visit from (Aunt) Flo – To be visited by the monthly menstrual flow — all I can think of is South Park, LMFAO
visiting the wookie – anilingus on an hairy ass – if you are into that kinda thing ……
59ing – lesbian 69’ing. I am “down” with that. Hehehehehehehe
4-11-44: measurements for my favorite thing on a man, a large penis. based on size and measurements : 4 X 11 = 44 , meaning a thickness of 4 inches multiplied by a length of 11 inches equals, according to Dirty Harry, the .44 is ‘ the most powerful handgun in the world ‘
And finally the best for hooking up, a formula for you logical minded people:
3 – F’s = FILM – FOOD- FUCKING.
Teach me some new ones or let me know your favorites. I want to be able to talk dirty in as many different languages and ways as possible. It makes me so fucking wet.
I am jealous of Daisy Duke. She was good at fixing cars. She had sass. She was always with the Duke brothers. She could go out in the General Lee whenever she wanted and let that hot vibrating hunk of power make her cum. And of course how can we forget her smoking hot body and those cute tight short little shorts. If I were full on lesbian (not saying that I don’t dabble and try a muff burger now and then) I would definitely want a piece of that. Hell, I know this is a stupid joke but I would go in for my addadicktome surgery! LOL Talk to you soon, big boy.
So we went to go see this romantic comedy the other day, me and my male fuck buddy. Anyway, I didn’t feel like having sex that day and just wanted to chill with him. He was cool with that which was totally surprising, he always wanted to have sex. Anyway, after about 30 minutes, I realized this movie sucked and I didn’t want to be there. But I didn’t want to leave either, I wanted to see what he would do and if he would stay. Well another agonizing 30 minutes goes by and I am now moving around in my seat making my panties adjust and rub against my clit. My pussy is getting so wet. I look over at him and he obviously had been watching me and noticing what I was doing as I looked down and saw his hard cock bulging in his pants. Since it was dark, I knew now was time to have some fun. I leaned over and unzipped his pants and started to suck that nice hard cock. I was going up and down licking and having it hit the back of my throat…oooo it tasted so good. But I wanted more, I needed that hard cock in me. So I go up and sat on his lap and moved my panties to the side so he was in me. MMMM he was slightly thrusting up into me and his hard cock felt so good. I came almost instantly because of the sensation of fucking with people right in front of us but I held it until the end when everyone was clapping at the dumb movie. The crowd erupted and so did my fuck buddy and I! We layed there limp in his chair, in an embrace that everyone thought we were just a love bird couple. Little did they know that boring movie ended in the best orgasm I have had ever!
Someone’s first time is supposed to be magical right? Fuck that. My first time was not at all, but it was still arousing even though I didn’t know what was happening. I was at my uncle’s house (not the one that saw me getting knocked up but another one) and decided to run out to the barn where the hay was. I was a little girl, I don’t remember the exact age, it was elementary or middle school. But I went and played in the hay, laughing and hiding and listening to the animals do their thing. It is so fun to be young and innocent. That is when my uncle walked into the barn. His face was not pleasant and he was apparently mad, very mad. All I could hear him talk about was his “cunt wife” and something about “won’t fuck me, I will fucking show her.” I didn’t like to see my uncle mad, so I came out from around the bale of hay and went, “what is wrong?”. He darted a look at me, his eyes full of rage. But he seemed to calm that look and his face turned to a grin. He looked at me and said “come here Daisy, come to Uncle.” Innocently, I went, thinking we were gonna talk. Boy was I wrong. I experienced things that day that I will never forget. I was so naive, so innocent, and all of that was taken from me, but boy did it feel good. I can’t want to hear from you so we can talk about it or you can be my uncle.
I know the stereotypes of us Southern girls. We marry our cousins and fuck animals all the time. While that is totally not true for all girls, I will tell you that it isn’t such a bad thing like everyone thinks it is. I had a boyfriend and I didn’t let him know but I wanted to get pregnant so bad. I would poke holes in the condoms and hope that the cum would just rush in me take its course. Well this one morning I was staying at my uncle’s house with my boyfriend for some event. It was the morning and he of course had a woody. I reached down and started to jerk him off, as I love to do. He woke up and I was finishing him off when, the naughty girl that I am, jumped on top of him and rode him until he came deep in my pussy. MMMMM I could feel the hot warm cum in my pussy, filling it up, and running down my leg. I was so excited, he didn’t care at the moment but in my excitement, I didn’t notice my uncle and cousins had opened the door and were looking at me and him. I started to freak but my boyfriend turned to them and went, “don’t just stare, she wants to be knocked up, she has been setting me up for a long time now and I pretend to ignore it, but the more cum the better for her.” He then went “some cum fuck this hot bitch, you know you want to.” My cousins looked at each other and instantly dropped trough and started to fuck me. I was sucking one’s cock, the other was pounding me from behind, I was in a daze. I saw my boyfriend jerking off and my uncle too!!!!!! I knew my other uncle fucked me but didn’t know this uncle wanted me too! I Can’t tell you how it finished unless you call me, you will not be disappointed.
