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Got Viagra?

Viagra and Food

A woman asks her husband, ‘Would you like some bacon and eggs, a
slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?’

He declines. ‘Thanks for asking, but I’m not hungry right now. It’s
this Viagra,’ he says. ‘It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.’

At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something. ‘A bowl of
soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?’

He declines. ‘The Viagra,’ he says, ‘really trashes my desire for food.’

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. ‘Would you
like a juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a
rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?’

He declines again. ‘No,’ he says, ‘it’s got to be the Viagra….I’m
still not hungry.’

‘Well,’ she says, ‘Would you mind letting me up? I’m starving.’

I.m. Session anyone?

Your wife by chance in the other room sleeping?  Perhaps you have a roommate and can’t seem to get any privacy?  There are 2 other options besides just phone sex.  You can purchase a cyber session in messenger i.m.’s, or you can do a call where you don’t talk, just listen, and can chat in i.m.’s at the same time.

Perhaps not the most ideal situation but it surely works in a pinch.

Last night I had an incredibly hot cyber session with a dirty boy!  We talked mainly about public sex and our experiences with getting caught.  The chat brought back some pretty hot memories for me indeed.

I remember a while back I had met this totally sexy guy at a bar and went home with him.  After hours and hours of fucking we decided we were pretty damn hungry and went to Burger King drive-thru for breakfast.  Well the line was long and we were both pretty damn horny so it turns out that I got bored and started giving him a blowjob right there in the drive-thru.  The manager who happened to also be the cashier told us to leave and never come back when we pulled up to her window.  It must of turned the guy on pretty good to get caught because he blew his load in my mouth just seconds after she said that.  I looked up and smiled at her and let some of his jizz drip down on this dick off of my tongue as we drove away.

Then there was the time me and an ex boyfriend of mine was fucking in this park at about 4 in the morning.  Under the moon and stars laying on a blanket.  I was riding the guy and seen the police officer walking up but I was in the middle of cumming and just couldn’t make myself stop bouncing.  He must have been in a pretty good mood because all he did was tell us we needed to leave and that the parks were off limits after dusk.  He was pretty sexy , sadly he didnt walk up and want to fuck me too!  Perhaps I should have suggested it but I was a little too greatful for not being taken to jail to risk it.

Happy Labor Day Special!

I am ready to do some serious Labor Day weekend sucking and fucking!  Your cock deserves to celebrate too!  Wrap your hand around your dick and give me a call for an intensive and extensive orgasm!

From now until Monday night at Midnight EST get a 30 minute call for $40.00.  That is a savings of 20 bucks, can’t beat that deal.  My toys have all brand new batteries and I have my favorite slippery slide lube ready to rock all of your cocks!  I am a Labor Day cock hungy slut ready to party!

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Keep it cummin boys!

This has been one nasty and hot week!  You guys have been amazing me with your perverted ways.  Every time I think I have heard the ultimate in kink, you surprise me with something new and even kinkier!

I have been everything from a dirty pedo mom to the sensual girlfriend next door this week.  I got to suck a furry pets dick and get gang banged by huge black cocks.  I got fucked by a broom stick and had to lick cum up off of the floor.  The kink is amazing!  Every call offers something new and different to keep my cunt wet and juicy all the time.  Keep it cummin boys!

Public Masturbation is the best!

One thing that I am totally obsessed with is public sex, exhibitionism, public masturbating.  Any type of sexual pleasure where I might be seen or caught.

My obsession with it is so great that I could care less about the risk.  TAKE ME TO JAIL!!  Seriously.  I am constantly getting naughty where someone might see me.  Be it at the park, in the McDonalds drive-thru while I wait my turn or in my own backyard.

I was playing dirty with a caller last night and he was shocked to hear a horn blow while we were chatting.  He blew a huge load when I told him I was sitting out in my front driveway plunging my dildo in and out of my cunt while cars drove by just feet away from me.  It gets me off so hard knowing someone is going to see me.

Cum in my cheerios!

So, last night I had this regular fuck friend of mine cum over for some very nasty hot sex.  This morning I am sitting in the bed eating a bowl of cheerios when he wakes up with a super hard woody and wanting to blow another load.  So he asks me if he can have some morning pussy and I tell him of course, I am a real cum whore I can take every drop you have to shoot.  So he tells me since I am such a cum whore then he wants to shoot his load in my mouth and watch me eat it.

So I let him jack off and blow his load right in my mouth.  Then I pick up my bowl of cheerios I had set aside and let his hot load of cum drip right on to my cereal and sit in front of him and eat every last drop.  Best bowl of cheerios I have ever eaten!

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This anal slut is the best way to realize what it feels like to have your
very own anal experience. I enjoy to bend over and wait for you to push yourself
deep into my tight hole.
 There’s nothing like the feel of your stiff cock thrusting deep inside my ass. Just imagine it feels to me and how hard it will get you, doesn’t it feel good?
 I think it’s cute how much you worship my ass and how much you think about fucking it daily!
I’ll tell you how wet you make me as you finger my pussy and gently fuck my tight hole. I’ll beg you to push yourself harder into me as I force myself onto your erect cock. My soft ass quivers each time you slide your hard cock hard into that tight little hole. Anal phone sex is your fantasy come true!
 

Nothing is better than cum

Sometimes I wonder if there isn’t like crack or heroiene in a mans cum.  It is so fucking addictive.  Everything about it turns me on.  To see it shoot from a cock, powerfully squirting everywhere.  The taste of it.  The creamy texture of it.  The heat of it.  So warm and creamy and delicious.  I could seriously drink it by the gallonfull.

A few weeks ago one of my guy friends who is in the army over in Iraq sent me a package.  Inside of this package was a little aspirin bottle with some cum in it.  It wasn’t a lot, but it was cum none the less.  He said in his letter that he remembers how much I used to love sucking his jizz out of his dick and that being he was all alone over there and jacking off thinking of me it was only fair I should have his cum.

I took that cum and put it in the microwave to heat it up and then poured it all over my bowl of icecream for dessert.  As always his cum was yummy and I wanted even more!

True cock whore!

A cock is perfectly shaped to fit in my mouth.  I take that as a sign that I am meant to suck them.  As many and as often as I possibly can.  Does that make me a cock whore?  YEP!  And a cum whore too!

I love them short, fat, skinny and long.  Any color, any size, and race.  In fact, any species too!  The furry ones cocks are just as delicious as the human cocks.  When it cums to cock I don’t discriminate one damn bit.  Who’s cock do you want to hear me gag on?  Spit on?  Choke on?  Yours?  The entire football teams?  Your dogs?  Bring it on!  The nastier the better!

Happy Memorial Day special!

Well the rain ruined my little holiday at the beach so I am back home and decided that I am going to spend the remainder of today trying to cum as many times as I can.  Holiday Marathon Orgasm Session!

From now until 3am EST in the morning I am running a Memorial Day special.

30 minutes for $40.00 and it includes the pair of dripping wet panties from our hot and nasty fuck session.  I promise to get them good and creamy for you babe!

No taboos, I love it hot, nasty, dark, evil, sensual….whatever flavor your cock craves!