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Why Phone Girls Jump From Tall Buildings!

Some sicko from Portage, India called me today and left the following message on my voice mail.

“Yeah, umm, I saw your ad on uhh the Internet. I’m a 35 year old white male, I’m into domination and I’m wondering if you’re into domination and fetishes? I’m really not that well hung, but I do like being at the feet of a goddess, so, umm, I also like toilet training and brown showers. I’d like to set up an appointment. Please call me at 219-331-6256.”

I entered his number into a telephone search engine and discovered that this whack job was from Portage, India. Please feel free to call my ignorant, curry loving friend and let him know that you would love to slap the shit out of him with your very well endowed man tool and that they do sell books about grammar in India too! LOL

I just had to vent! Happy Halloween everyone (Especially you J.M.)! Thank God for my sweet, normal, grammatically correct callers. Life is good!

Alex

What I Might Do

Hey there,

I was so bored today. I was doing laundry while waiting for a friend of mine to show up, she was going on some interview and then we were going to go shopping. Girl’s day out, lots of fun, right? So I dressed up, casual but smart, and we went into the city where this doctor’s office was that she was interviewing for and she took FOREVER…

 She went into the room, the door closed and for like half an hour I’m sitting there in the lobby outside the office waiting. I mean, she’s gabby, but WOW. Then my mind wandered and I started thinking about how tough times are. How broke she’s been. I began to wonder what she was really doing in there to get a job. Then I thought maybe that might be a fun game we could play.

 I started thinking about other offices in the city and what I might pretend to do to you for a job. I started getting so hot, I pictured myself bending over the desk to get a pen, my tits jumping out of a tight sweater, smiling coyly at you, twirling my hair as my skirt gets caught on the corner of your desk! Oh, I need your big, strong hands to get me unstuck, and as those hands brush across my thighs my slip rips and….

 She showed up just then and I didn’t get to finish my thoughts which is good because I was starting to sweat! Maybe when you call we can finish those thoughts together?

 Alex

 

 

I’m your wind up doll

If you want to make my day when you call me, tell me you want to please me. Don’t be too rough or tough with me because I like making you happy. I like to do all the things I know drive you wild, but I like to be pleased too. You are so good at pleasing me, I guess Iowa men are talented that way!

Make me happy and ravish my body and I swear, I’ll rock your world like only I can! That’s why you want to call me, to talk to me, so you can hear my soft, sweet, sexy voice coo in your ear. So I can tell you what we can and will do together. 

 I enjoy breathing new life into your fantasies. I’m barely dressed now, just getting ready for the day, and for your call. Who knows what I’ll be wearing when my phone rings, maybe nothing at all! 

 Can you imagine my hard, toned body on the other end of the line, trembling and ready to experience the intimacy I’ll only ever experience with you? Front or back, together we attack! Growl!

Only Yours,

Alex

Will you be my man tonight?

Will you be my man tonight?I’ve been thinking lately about the relationship between a man and a woman. It’s generally accepted that for a man to be happy, he has to accept whatever the woman decides will happen even if he doesn’t realize this. For one, guys look at things on a more partnership level. When my man comes home, I don’t bore him with the drudgery of my day and he in turn, does the same. I put on a little something sexy. Such as a sheer bra and panty set from Vicky’s secret, or a teddy perhaps, and when he comes through the door we smile at each other. I help him out of his clothes and treat him to a back massage with scented oils. Once I’m done he returns the favor to me, lovingly rubbing away my worldly cares. Soon we are both relaxed and share unspoken thoughts of continuing our loving caresses in the bedroom. So, won’t you call and be my man tonight?

Alex

Older men know how to fuck!

I\'m ready to fuck!Wow. I just had the best call ever!  I hadn’t heard from my Iowa lover in a while, but he made me feel just as fantastic as he always does. He said to me tonight “I bet you think older men can’t last very long, well, we know how to fuck!” Well, he isn’t that old, and he sure did take his time making me feel good. I love exploring one another, letting our hands roam freely as our bodies get worked UP! I was so wet and slippery by the time his hard cock entered my ripe pussy. I would love to give you a passionate experience that you won’t soon forget. Call me and let’s see if you can out-last my Iowa lover *smile*

Alex 866-949-4107

I’m in the mood to love

I\'m in the mood to love!Hello again lover,

 I want to call you more than a friend seeing as we talk about more than sex. We get very intimate and our range of discussion is vast to say the least. I know that men find me attractive and I’m glad that they do, but sometimes I find that I get more out of conversations with men when I’m  on the phone because they’re not always so fixated on my chest and on my backside. I know, that when we love you tend to focus on these areas too, but I really want you to know how much I appreciate your concern for my life. It means a lot to me. The time that we spend kissing and leading up to our climax, well, I really mean the kisses and tender touches. Call me; I’m in the mood to love.

 

 

Are you ready to ride?

I\'m ready 2 give U the ride of your life!I’ve always loved the outdoors, there is something about the fresh air that just makes me so damn horny! I love wearing my daisy dukes and being a naughty, little tease! I’m  a country girl that loves to take the reins and ride you straight into ectasy! My bod is built for sin and I’m ready to get downright sinful with you! I’m looking for my personal stallion, if that’s you, call me because I’m ready to give you the ride of your life!

~Alex~ 866-949-4107

Are You as hard as this rock?

I\'m ready 2 be taken!

I just love to be taken from behind. The way that stiff cock  dances up against my ass. The way you tease me with your fat, full dick before you slide it in…..mmmm, I’m getting hot just thinking about it! I would love to hear you jerking your cock in my ear, as I give you the explosive orgasm you crave! I’m ready to be taken. What are you going to do about it?

Alex 866-949-4107

Do you have something thick and hard to give me?

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Do you ever wake UP as horny as I do? I absolutely love morning sex! I love starting my day with the feeling that only a stiff cock can bring! I love to role over, push my sexy ass in the air and moan for you to “Take me from behind  baby!” I would love to be your morning date. Do you have something thick and hard to give me? Call me, I’ve got my pretty ass in the air for you already.
 
Alex 866-949-4107
 

Feed Your Need!

Let me feed you! 866-949-4107

Are you a hungry boy? Rumaging through the refrigerator, trying to find something to satisfying to eat? Well, I know what it is like to crave something, I get hungry ALL the time! Feast your eyes on me, shut the refrigerator door, and call me. I have the sweetest pussy you have ever tasted! I’m hungry too, let’s feed each other…mmmmm!

Alex 866-949-4107