I’m a sophisticated slut that likes guided masturbation phone sex sessions. I get dripping wet when I tell you how to stroke that cock for me. I also like tease and denial. I expect you to only cum when I say so and not before that point. I have a think for sissy pantie boys as well. I love dressing my little slut in my sexy silkie lacey lingerie. I will do your make-up and paint all of your nails. Then if you’re up for it I can invite my girlfriends over to make fun of you. So baby call your Granny Sylvia for a good time right now!
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I’m Sylvia and I love wearing one of my many corsets. They make me feel so feminine and sexy. And I must confess that I love dressing my pets in them as well. We can both dress up in my sexy corsets and garterbelts, stockings, panties and my high heels. Plus I have a large collection of sex toys such as strap-ons, dildos, vibes & lots of flavored body oils and lubes. So, if you’re into dress-up and playing with toys then call me and we’ll have a really good time Sugar!
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Cum on baby! You know you want to do a Mommy Phone Sex session with me right now.
When you call me your cock with love you for it and you’ll hang up with a smile on your
face. Because you know that only an Experienced Older Woman like me can take care of
those lusty desires of yours. So, why deny you and your cock the pleasure of an Anything
Goes Phone Sex call with the naughtiest granny around. Let your fingers do the dialing
and your hand do the jerking while I mesmerize you with my extremely kinky imagination.
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I’m Granny Sylvia and I know what you need. You need a mature woman that know’s how to turn you every which way but loose. I’m a wordly and sophisticated granny that knows her way around a cock. I have no taboos so the sky is the limit with me. I do EXTREME role-play, age-play, & incest fantasies. Taking advantage of that firm young cock makes this Granny’s pussy soaking wet. No age is off limits to me!!! Call me Now!!
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I had the hottest call last night. I do hope that I hear from him again because I came so hard with this call.
You sure did make Granny Sylvia’s pussy dripping wet. We did one of my favorite role-plays.
I was his naughty step-mom and he caught me masturbating with my huge 12 inch dildo in my room and I invited him to join me.
He came and I made him get on all fours and I fucked him with that huge toy to punish him for watching me and not letting me know who was there.
I fucked him like the nasty little slut he we both know he is. I allowed him to play with his hard cock and cum for me.
If you’re looking for any kinda role-play, fetish play, incest and family fun with a nasty old Granny then you’re just a phone call away.
Pick up that phone and dial 1-866-431-6367 and ask for Hot Granny Sylvia so I know you read this blog. If you’re a first time caller I will give you 5 minutes free with a 10 min or longer paid call.
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Hello There Boys! I’m Granny Sylvia. I’m one of the kinkiest granny’s that you can cum in or on! I have no inhibtions what so ever. If it feels good I do it and if I cum hard I keep on doing it. I do all kinds of kinky role-plays such as mommy/son, auntie/nephew/, granny/young boy, incest and family fun. Or maybe you want to play with your boss or your secretary? Anything at all goes with me. I love foot fetishes, golden and brown showers, k-9 and beastiality. The possiblities are endless. I will do whatever it takes to make us both cum. If your a panty or sissy boy I will dress you and do your make-up. So, I’m waiting by the phone with my sexiest lingerie and my favorite toys because it’s always better to play with a friend.
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The East and the Midwest have gotten blanketed with snow over the past week. Not only that but I am freezing my ass off with all this cold weather, high wind and cold rain/sleet. Yet I still have some 
Christmas shopping to do so out I trudge in the frigid temperatures trying to get the perfect gift. I digress. After a long stressful day of errands (shoppers are insane crazy idiots) I love nothing better than sitting by the fire with a nice cup of hot chocolate and relaxing. With that in mind I am still cold, I have gotten all the blankets and heaters I can possibly find but something is still missing and I have finally figured out what it is. I am missing you babe. You are that warm thing that can cure me. Your touch heats me instantly; your kisses warm my heart, being in your arms cures all stresses. I need you to warm me up so call me now and keep me warm.
Listen up all you bitch sissy boys I am in a bad mood. One little shit has done it and so the rest of you must now suffer. Let me tell you what happened, this guy (I use that term loosely) emailed me a MONTH (that’s right a fucking Month ago) to make an appointment with me for something. He even asked what time was best and I gave him a few options. The day of the appointment popped up and I waited on him to keep his appointment. 10 minutes became 20, 20 minutes became an hour, an hour became 3 hours all the while my valuable time was being wasted as if it didn’t matter. He finally called 4 hours later and somehow he had gotten in his head that he had told me something different and so he had done other things. I am so pissed; entire half day wasted and not even an explanation. A note to all men out there DON’T WASTE MY TIME OR I WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR IT! As a result of this bastard’s rudeness all my slaves and bitch boys must now suffer my wrath. I am going to do everything short of castrating your wimpy dick. Your balls will be blue and in immense pain when I am done, so proceed with care because this woman is not in a good mood!
I hope everyone has geared up for Thanksgiving. It’s hard to believe that its this Thursday. I feel so unprepared and stressed out. Guys I know you do too. Just think your Mother in law is coming into town and you have to be civil so you get relegated to the sofa for a week. I know that must be frustrating. Call me this week before or maybe during all the chaos and I can take your mind off things and treat you the way a woman is supposed to treat a man. Come lie in my arms and tell me all your stresses and troubles. I am a great listener and my soft encouraging touch will make you melt. Call now and my soft touch, sweet voice and unbeatable sexual skills are sure to have one good time and ease the stresses of the holidays.
I know it’s been a rough week honey. Come on in; let me take your coat. As you hand me your coat I undo your tie and give you a soft kiss. You walk back to the bedroom and change clothes while I finish putting dinner on the table. I made your favorite meal and it’s hot and steamy on the table when you sit down exhausted and stressed. As we enjoy a romantic dinner I listen to the events of your day and provide support in any way I can. We have a nice conversation as we enjoy the meal and hastily clean the dishes.
Our chores done we headed out to the porch swing and sit down embracing one another. I lay my head in your shoulder and we hold each other close. I wrap my arms in yours. I want you to know that it’s OK to land in my arms. I hope my body language communicates this as I turn to give you a deep kiss. I stay snuggled up close to you and we are both silent. I am here to support you like a good wife, GF or lover. You do so much for me that this small gesture is the least I could do. This time I kiss you deeply and I add my tongue swirling it inside yours. I am passionately kissing you know my arms and body curled 
tightly in to you. Tonight I do not want you to fuck me or make love to me darling; rather I wish to make love to you. I hope you sense my desire to give you a night of pleasure and satisfy you like I never have before. I know what you’re thinking, you feel as if our intimacy is incomplete if you fail to satisfy my needs. That is not true honey but it’s that thoughtfulness, tenderness and kindness that makes you unique and special in my heart. Don’t worry about that tonight please, instead relax and let me satisfy you, you deserve it and I want to do it just to show you how much you mean to me. Help me write a memorable end to this night and follow me to our bed so that I can express what I have held in for too long.
