You’ve heard the expression that the best things come in small packages. Well, that certainly is me. What’s not, is you! Just look at my perfect tiny ass. I bet you would love to bury your stupid face in it. Look at my tiny tits! They’re so adorable with tiny pink nipples. I bet you would love to try and wrap your hungry lips around those? I have a pussy so tight it would split your dick in half. Of course, that’s if you had one!
Now, let’s discuss you and what you don’t have. The first problem is obvious. What the fuck is that between your legs? Did you put a baby carrot in your pants?
The second problem is your breath. How many dicks did you suck off today?
The third problem is you looking at me? Turn your fucking head, loser.
Now you wonder just what you can do to get close to me. Well isn’t it obvious, you dumb cock sucker. You can tip me big and you can buy me presents. You can send me a video of you fucking your dumb ass with a toilet brush. What you can’t ever, ever do is touch me! Dumb ass, little dick loser.
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