Holiday Stress

I know this time of the year is nothing but a pain in the ass for many. Your wife, your kids, your employee’s all expecting something big from you. Trust me, I expect something big as well, but it won’t cost you a dime; or at least very little.

When you arrive home, you see I’m dressed to the nines, and your black tux is laying on the bed. You sigh and wonder if I’m getting dressed for a party or dressed for bed? Not exactly bed, but I’m getting ready for you. No limos, no clubs, no designer clothes, just me.

Join me lover?

Written By: Harley