Oh the things I’ve learned though out my years….

I’ve learned a few things through my years of fucking around. Every experience has taught me something new. Here is my Top Ten List of things I have learned:

10. Size does matter!!! If you’re looking for a good butt slammin’ fuck, the bigger the better. There’s nothing like feeling the tip of a rock hard dick pounding against your belly button from the inside!!! However, if you are looking for pure comic entertainment you can’t beat (literally), a teeny weeny. They say laughter is the best medicine and a puny pecker is like a double dose of fine brandy!!! I just can’t explain the pleasure of watching some big wheel standing there with his John Thomas nipped between his fingers and rubbing it like he’s rolling a booger while I get nailed by a ten inch bowel buster!!! LOL… LOL… LOL

9. If 1 is good 2 is better and 3 is still not enough. Having my pussy stretched is pure pleasure. Having my face fucked is bliss. Feeling my ass plundered is absolute joy, but having all three stuffed at once is the ultimate in orgiastic pleasure. Especially if some poor schmuck of a diddle dick is forced to watch!!!

8. A musky pussy is the best perfume a woman can wear. Don’t spiff it up with powders and douches. Young or old, men love to bury their face in a thick musky cunt and scrub their face back and forth. There’s a reason they call a moustache a flavor saver.

7. Titties that have suffered the effects of gravity wrap around a stiff dick real nice. They also jiggle and bounce and swing and sway oh so nice!!!

6. Stinky old ladies panties attract mother-fuckers like flies. On your ass or in the hamper there’s always some sissy little pervo that wants to scratch and sniff!!!

5. The bigger the cock stuffed into your mouth the more cum will shoot out of your nose.

4. If a man strokes his cock the same way all the time it will develop a curve. Talk to a masturbatrix like me to avoid this DEFORMITY.

3. There is no shame in having a turd drop out after a 12 inch cock is popped from your poop chute! I’ve taken some massive pricks up the back door and I’ve slammed a foot or so of latex into a few “man”ginas and there is always something that chases it out. It just comes slipping and sliding down that will well lubed butthole. Let’s face it… SHIT HAPPENS!

2. Husbands are only jealous of their wives fucking a big black cock when they don’t share or at least let them watch!

1. If a baby can shoot out your cunt a fist can be jammed in! I know from experience!!!