Here’s what I’m thinking on a Monday afternoon- Are you a freak in da sheets? Seriously, curious minds would like to know. I would say that I have had my fair share of freakiness. I am always up for more freaky adventures and outlandish sex acts. I have to admit, I’ve had a lot of sex and have done a lot of things from mild to buck wild but I am always up for bigger and better baby! I’m a crazy kinda girl with a humongous appetite for sex and I need a guy who can keep up with me and all my sexual quirks. If you’re a Freak In Da Sheets call the 800 number below and let’s get our fucking freak on!
The One and Only,
~M.M.~
Dear Memphis,
You sure have a terrific way with words.Ithing I could guarantee is that I would never want to cross you.Your stream of verbiage would really shred me into tiny pieces. You could in fact beat hell out of me because I am a bumbling 80 year old fossil.Thanks for being you. Best wishes Jim