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Some Things You Just Can’t Do Alone!

Today I spent all day at the gym. I was spoiling myself by toning and tanning. After I worked out and busted my ass on that awful stair-master (though it does make for a fine ass) I took a long, relaxing swim. The water felt so good and I was so tired after getting my body toned and tight.

I’ve got news for you babe, tits this size don’t come easy. You either buy them with a whole lot of money or work for them. After my swim I was completely stress free, but thoroughly exhausted, so I decided to grab a tan and hit the spa. The sauna was super hot. I was alone, so I just sat on the hard, hot wood completely naked. Slowly my entire body began to relax and my mind wandered to the dark little corners that I can only get to when I’m alone. It was ecstasy being alone naked with my kinky thoughts. I started thinking of other things I could do to relax. Some of the things I could do all by myself just thinking of a man like you, but some things you just can’t do alone! I found myself getting hot and my fingers were wandering.

I had to leave before I went too far and someone found me, but now I’m revved up and so ready to go. Why don’t you call me and help me work out the last of my frustrations and I’ll help you work out a huge load of cum!

Let’s cum together!

Janene

Private Dancer

Published on in Phone Sex. 0 Comments Tags: carmen electra, pole dancing.

I thought perhaps you might like to know that recently I got a stripper pole! There are lots of people these days using them for exercise; Carmen Electra comes to mind for one. I enjoy using it for that purpose and it really is a great workout! However, there is the traditional use, which I enjoy to a much greater degree. I’ve become quite skilled at it if I do say so myself! Won’t you let me give you a private dance?

Always Lusty,

Lindsay

Cream-filled Kind of Day!

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I can’t seem to get anything done today. I just can’t seem to concentrate. If you are wondering why, you are the reason. I can’t get you off of my mind. I need to have you. I need your warm, strong hands exploring my soft, shapely body. I need you teasing my nipples with your hot tongue just before you put my tits in your mouth, but most of all I need your big, hard, vein bulging cock slamming into my warm, tight pussy. I want to feel you deep inside of me babe. I want to feel every ridge of that hard cock as it pulsates inside my hot, wet pussy. I love the feeling of your hard cock sliding in and out of me, knowing that with every stroke you are building a bigger and bigger load for me. Oh god, I’m ready for that load baby. I WANT it! I want you to shoot it just for me. I love the feeling of it splashing across my body, so warm and creamy, every drop just for me. I have to have you now.

Always creamy,

Chloe

Cum swapping

Published on in Cum Eating Phone Sex, Cum Shots and Cum Swapping Phone Sex. 0 Comments Tags: Cum Swapping Phone Sex.

There’s nothing hotter than CUM SWAPPING in my opinion. Wheither it’s between a man or a woman, 2 girls swapping each other’s cum or even 2 guys turns me on. Cum taste so good, why not share it! My ex-boyfriend and I would get in the 69 position with me on top and gave each other oral till we both came at the same time. We would collect the cum in our mouths and I would turn around and we would swap our sticky sweet mess into each other’s mouth. Soooo good! He even shot a big load in my ass before and I squeezed it out into a glass and then I drank his cum right out of my own ass.

If you’re one of those guys that is afraid of your own cum- GET OVER IT! You’re missing out on an erotic, pleasurable experience and not to mention it taste awesome and it’s good protein 😉

Why Phone Girls Jump From Tall Buildings!

Published on in Domination Phone Sex, Holiday Phone Sex Blogs, Naughty Redheads, Phone Sex, Scat Phone Sex and Toilet Training Phone Sex. 1 Comment

Some sicko from Portage, India called me today and left the following message on my voice mail.

“Yeah, umm, I saw your ad on uhh the Internet. I’m a 35 year old white male, I’m into domination and I’m wondering if you’re into domination and fetishes? I’m really not that well hung, but I do like being at the feet of a goddess, so, umm, I also like toilet training and brown showers. I’d like to set up an appointment. Please call me at 219-331-6256.”

I entered his number into a telephone search engine and discovered that this whack job was from Portage, India. Please feel free to call my ignorant, curry loving friend and let him know that you would love to slap the shit out of him with your very well endowed man tool and that they do sell books about grammar in India too! LOL

I just had to vent! Happy Halloween everyone (Especially you J.M.)! Thank God for my sweet, normal, grammatically correct callers. Life is good!

Alex

I Promise To Just Watch

Published on in Cock Tease Phone Sex, Masturbation Phone Sex, Mature Phone Sex, Naughty Redheads, No Taboo Phone Sex and Voyeurism Phone Sex. 0 Comments Tags: patsy.

The lube pours like rain, effortlessly — my closed fist a vessel.

It drips in a stream onto your cock and partially open palm.

I lay down between your outstretched legs, to watch.

Your hand strokes the length of your shaft, palm down, until you grip the head in your palm, before sliding back down again.

You does this very slowly, over and over until your breathing changes ever so slightly.

I detect a catch on the intake of air.

You are trying to draw it out, to take your time.

And draw me in.

I watch your hand, but my eyes travel to your finely rippled belly; the tightening of your muscles.

My fingers gently rake the insides of your thighs and you gasp and close your eyes.

My throat is dry.

I lick my lips and whisper breath across your balls.

Your fist grips your cock, sliding effortlessly along the shaft, precum dripping down onto your wrist.

My tongue darts out before I recall my promise to not touch and just watch.You moans as my tongue licks the nectar from your pulse. Your eyes meet mine. You shiver.

And so do I.

Do You Like Me As I am?

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I was recently giving thought to dying my hair darker. They say brunettes are more serious, and blondes have more fun, but I don’t know if that’s the true. What I know is true is that most guys generally find blondes more attractive. Do you? Now, I know what you must be thinking, that I’m already attractive enough as is, and that becoming a brunette is not necessary (or at least, you better say that!), but it’s not good enough for me to just be hot. I want to be as hot as I can be. This is the case when it comes to clothes too. I want to look hot when I’m doing the simple things, like picking the perfect pumpkin *wink* It’s not enough for me to walk around attracting guys wherever I go. I want to attract all guys wherever I go, and I want to do it more than all the other girls. What I’m struggling with is whether or not dying my hair darker will help me to that end. If you knew I was going to jerk you off, I’m sure that would satisfy you plenty, but how much more satisfying would it be if you knew I was going to suck you off instead? That’s what I’m coping with. If you like me as I am, please call me and let me know, I’ll reward you for it!

Cheyenne

I Like It Dirty!!

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I find that grinding my behind into a man’s crotch is about the biggest tease play I can engage in. It’s great because oftentimes the lucky recipient of my horniness doesn’t know what’s coming. One moment he’s dancing and having a good time, the next moment I’m working on his cock, pressing up against him as hard as I can. I’m simulating a doggy-style fucking, but I’m the one who’s doing the fucking. It’s a thrill to bounce around down there and feel his manhood grow in-between my ass crack. When I’m wearing a short dress, within moments it’s picked up above my waist so to give him a feel closer to the real thing. His hands are never able to resist, clenching my hips to give him control of a situation that is otherwise up to me. Call me. It’s time to make it happen.

Your dirty girl,

Dakota~

Let’s Play Dress-Up For Halloween!

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Let me just say I have an intense love for alternative scenes. I define alternative play as engaging in BDSM, fetishism, and role-play.

Recently I went on a shopping venture for one of my favorite clients Dani to purchase an outfit for him. Several months ago, I started dressing him up in lingerie, jewelry, and make-up. I also put beautiful wigs on him to make the men that see him hot. It was a nice touch! He has recently started wearing bras, thongs, thigh highs, etc. Actually, that has been going on for a little while as he would sneak into his lingerie drawer after the people in his home were sleeping. So, the goal was to find him a really short, black mini dress with slits on each side to match his beautiful purple high heels. Of course I found the perfect outfit and he loved it!

A few weeks ago, a scene was carried out by another caller and I, where I was to be his wife. I had been out on a shopping trip all day, but came home early to find him dressed in pink lingerie and a full-face. I expressed shock upon entering the room along with anger! I was like, “What the fuck is going on here? What are you doing?”

These sorts of things please me. I’m glad that I am able to assist men who are into alternative play with their interests, as well as their fantasies. I think it is good for them that they have someone in this world they can be completely open with. It is good for me, too!

Cross-dressing is just one of my areas of interest. The list goes on and on. If most people find something to be weird, I will probably think it is interesting!

Sandra

PS…I love you too

Published on in No Taboo Phone Sex, Phone Sex and Your Naughty Ashlee. 1 Comment

Every once in a while, usually after a really good call, as the gentleman and I are saying good-bye he’ll say; “I love you.” This happens most often with regulars, but on occasion with new callers too.

The first time it happened it shocked the daylights out of me. I couldn’t believe that after just a short time together a bond of “love” could be established in a person’s mind.

Well, I gave it some thought and here are the possible reasons I came up with that might cause this reaction. Granted, some are better than others, but I’ll bet they all fit somewhere, sometime.

1) The man feels guilty…after all, he used me for sex and now feels he’d better ‘make it alright’ by saying the words all women want to hear.
2) Sex = Love
3) ‘I love you’ will of course entitle him to a discount next time (dream on).
4) A male’s penis is attached to his heart.
5) A male’s penis is attached first to the wallet with the nerve endings terminating in the heart. In short, there is no connection between the penis and the brain…lol
6) He doesn’t know anything else to say, so he simply mutters the words that come out every time he kisses his….girlfriend, wife, mother, sister, aunt or female anything.
7) Love at first sight really does happen.
8 ) I’m really that good along with quickly becoming the “Love-Goddess” of the universe.
9) What we did was so much better than masturbation it had to be love.
10) This is the one I prefer to believe: We had so much fun I took his mind off of his job, worries, worldly troubles, you name it, and he felt so comfortable with me that “he forgot it was a service” and loved every minute of our time together!

Gosh, I just realized that I did a 10 Best List…kind of like David Letterman…
Better watch out Dave, Ashlee the Goddess of Love might replace you.

NOT!

Loving you too,
Ash XO