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Strawberry Shortcake never looked sexier!

I promised I would post a pic of my Halloween costume this year. What do you think? Sexy? I just went to the gas station to fill up my car and you wouldn’t believe the looks I got. Like they never seen Strawberry Shortcake before. In case you’re wordering the girl in the pic (Jenn) is totally wasted at this point and we haven’t even left yet….LOL!

Well, I hope you guys have a fun and safe Halloween. Think about your favorite girl tonight and what she might be doing. You’re thinking naughty thoughts, aren’t you? You bad boy! I can’t wait to punish you later!!!

Love ya,

Aimee

Does it get any sweeter than this?

Happy Halloween!  I am a cavity waiting to happen.  The sweetness under all the candy is where its really at.  Warm and creamy and melts in your mouth.  Roll it around on your tongue and savor the flavor.

Unsuspecting sheep

I just love Halloween. Ya know why? Cuz it allows me to be the wolf in sheeps clothing. Dressing up in a silly little costume, my victims fall prey to the assumed innocence of the holiday.Everyone is pretending to be something they are not…myself included, you ignorant little shits!Start talking your naughty smack to me about how you always wanted to try something twisted, some dark perversion.How you wanted to dabble in the occult not just some white cake fantasy, but a dream truly rooted in evil. You think I am kidding. Until you hit the bottom step of my basement lair and realize what a HUGE mistake you have made. You turn, with a nervous smile, and stammer that there must be some misunderstanding. I smile in turn, but there is a wickedness in it that makes you begin to sweat…as I close the door, and lock it.

…a nervous laugh escapes your lips….and at that moment we both know that was the final escape of the evening…

Gasp!!!

hahahahahahahahaaaa!

Idiot

Phone Sex Candee

All the naughty boys know where to get their Candee. They know when they come to me they will only get the best phone fucking ever. I will fill your ears to the max of ultra trash talk you could imagine. Pure filth and raunchy role-plays will leave you wanting more. The teens on this site fear me and the others want to be me but as you know there’s only one Candee! I dare you to come knock on my door and beg for some of my treats!

Candee

Lets play dressup!

As a little girl I loved to play dressup, and not much has changed! Every Halloween I get all dressed up, and this year is no exception…..went out and got this sweet little getup at the fetish store….hows that for a naughty nurse? Anyone for medical play today? Or how about just a routine checkup? Maybe youre a dirty boy in need of a sponge-bath? Or a REALLY dirty boy who needs an enema!

Call me today and I will honor Halloween special!

Trick…or treat! the choice is yours, Candyman!

😉 London

Graveyard fucking!

Tonight is a family tradition for my dad and I. We go to the cemetary that is 30 minutes from our house and we fuck right on top of his dead girlfriends grave. You always knew I was sick and twisted but this is something I left you in the dark about till now. Everybody has their family secrets and that is one of mine. I get daddy’s big cock right up in me tonight bending over the head stone of his former beauty queen Cynthia Lee. I hated her and I’m glad that fucking bitch is dead. Now I enjoy what she cannot! Life sucks doesn’t it?  RIP- you fucking twat!

Do you want some candy?

Everybody loves candy especially eye candy! Halloween can be extremely naughty if you’re a little devil like me. I tend to flirt with guys with masks on at Halloween Parties. I love the unknown and think about what they look like underneath their costume. That’s why I love phone sex. Two strangers on the phone, engaging in a steamy conversation, making each other so incredibly hot that the phone literally melts! I do have a couple parties to attend tonight. I hope that will be you behind the mask and hopefully things can develop into much more than a naughty conversation. Would you like some of my candy?

Madame Joanne

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Milf’s love Halloween too

All of those young, mischievious boys running around the streets? Everyone in costume, so whos to know how old ANYONE really is?? Its the perfect excuse to be as wild as I wish! I have been know to prowl the streets with my husband lurking in the shadows… Dressed in his priest robe[I know, how appropriate, right??] and  jerking it as I seduce young, unsuspecting cocks…behind this bush, that tree..maybe lure a few at a time into the Jeep….

Then, after all of the younger ones are off to bed, its off to the college town for Sammie!!

This one my Hubby loves!!! He can blend in with the crowd, and watch as I seduce all of those huge , horny stiff dicks, usually 3 or 4 at a time…cuz they KNOW they  may never get another opportunity like this!!

So, tonight I am dressing up as my favorite sexual position…Reverse Cowgirl… I will be wearing my hat  backwards! lol!!

Any other suggestions? Call me and let me hear them.. who kows, I may be in a bar in YOUR town!;)

Halloween Roll In The Hay…

It was Halloween night. A hayride was planned. Just for us. What fun. A ride around dark and scary farmland, woods and fields in a tractor pulled hay wagon full of hay…and us.  Not much to do in the country on Halloween, ya know? We got in the back of a huge haywagon, and  managed to settle in. But, not for long.

We took off into the dark Halloween night, laughing, kissing, we were bored and ready for anything.  The Halloween hayride started off simply enough. The tractor and driver drove us through empty fields and farmland. Then, we entered a road through the woods. All gasped and huddled closer together. It was very dark. I mean midnight black. Blacker than black. The tractor driver suddenly shined a huge bright spotlight that seemed to come from no where on us! He yelled that he was just making sure no “hanky panky” was going on back there and we  laughed. It did shock us a bit but, he cut the light off and proceeded to drive. On we went, through the woods. In a while, we were both relaxed and enjoying ourselves.

I  fetch a blanket for us to cover up with. He’s undressing, as am I, and we are going at it….sticky, sweaty and sexy as hell….he is deep inside of me, thrusting with force…fanfuckingtastic. I cum before he does, and I am hoping he can sustain…he does and keeps going for a long while….my legs anchored around his neck, each thrust shaking the wagon,and a pumpkin fell off the side. our eyes locked, intensely focused on each other…he explodes in a glorious orgasm that sends him into collapse on top of me. I just wanted him to lay there, on me, indefinitely. There is simply nothing like being under him, having him wrapped around me. We didnt stay like that for long for fear the driver would shine that light on us again. But, actually niether one of us really cared at that moment who saw us.

I barely have time to recover before he has a hand between my legs…my refractory period is a bit longer today, but the way he touches me…I cannot say no. I never will. I savor the strokes of his hand…the flick of my clit with his fingers…the gentle slap between my legs that sends me over the moon for him. His instincts in how to please me are remarkable…..I cum in a huge wave that requires a long recovery for me. It wears me out.

We both hurry to get our clothes back on, then cuddle together for the ride back to where we started. This has been the best Halloween ever. I am so satisfied. Actually some of the best sex ever. And even more exciting is the fact that someone may have been watching. THAT makes me cum harder than usual. Maybe next year we will make it more public, hehehe.

Happy Halloween  and for some great Halloween sex, give me a call babe: 1-866-794-8175

XOXOXOXOX

PATSY

Cum out of the cold and slip into my warmth!

Fall is my favorite time of the year and I’m so sad that it’s finally upon us! Southern California is the boob job capital of the world. It’s so warm out for so much of the year that people are always wearing revealing clothing. During this time of year I wear really skimpy, little dresses. I just love to show my creamy thighs.

However, during fall I get to wear really tight sweaters and super tight jeans that show off my perfect boobs and ass!  I take so much joy in seeing a guy with his girlfriend at a nearby table at a restaurant or bar. His eyes are always glued to my perky tits; it’s usually not too long before his girlfriend notices. I love dominating them both with my body.

 As I’ve said before, it’s not only when I’m on the phone with you that I’m the cock master. Call me right now, so we can start the fall out right! I can’t wait for you to cum out of the cold and slip into my warmth!

Kisses,

Lacey