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You do me and I do you back much harder!!!!

There is absolutely nothing that I love more than doing fetish phone sex. I find vanilla boy on girl phone sex the same as I find vanilla boy on girl real sex — boring and something you only do when you are too fucked up or too exhausted (or too old) to do anything else.

I like my sex kinky and dirty. That involves every hole on my body and every hole on yours. Get your head into it and let me pound your ass with a strap on or let me watch you with another man. Come on, do you seriously NOT want to get down on your knees beside me and suck cock with me.

What? You want to fuck my ass. Well sure but hope you have a fucking clue how to do it because so many retards don’t. I am not really into teaching you how to fuck ass but I would rather teach than have you do it so fucking lame like you have never really had it in real life.

And of course, I welcome you to pound on my ass, so I fully expect to pound on yours.

Now, for those without hangups, I also love sissies and blood sports and trying all kinds of new things no matter how dark or how wild you may think it is! TRY ME! I mean isn’t that what we are doing on the planet, living to our full potential

~Posion IVY ~

Balloons~~~>(@)

POP!

ouch! The third one popped right in my face.

Blow up another.

ok.

puff-puff-puff…..

ok…I have 3 of them now.

Good. Now pop them….with your fingernails. Pick at them!

screetching, dry, rubbery fingers.Squeeking on the smooth round face of the balloons.

Pick.POP!

OOOO!!!

Pick….Pick…….POP!

Ummmmmmm…ooohhhhhh…..

Pickpickpick…..poke!POP!!!!

OOOOoooooooooo!!!!!

I just popped myself!!

 What fun!!!

http://www.balloondirectory.com/   GO have some fun, my little latex lovers!

Sexy Lexi

When the lights go out!

 The other day I had one of the best sexual experience ever. I was in a store and the power went out. It was very dark and I felt a hand go up my skirt. Normally I would have had a fit, but I was so horny I spread my legs. The hand was a bit surprised when it found I had no panties on.

The next thing I know a finger was expertly massaging my clit and I swear my pussy was dripping in anticipation of my orgasm that was sure to follow. It was a rolling orgasm at first. You know the type, it squirted a little and it was I could do not utter a sound. My pussy felt great and I was so relaxed, Then the lights came on. 

Much to my surprise I expected to see a man next to me, but it was a 30 plus year old woman who just winked and walked away. I thought the finger knew what it was doing.

 

So Nice….

I just love it when I get a big sweetie on the other end of the line. Tuesday night, I got a new guy…Mark… who I hope keeps calling me…over and over!! He was just so amazing. The kinda guy you can just tell would make the perfect lover…sweet, gentle, caring. So full of compliments, with an easy, genuine air about him. Our call was inexplicably hot! I vividly described everything I was doing to him….using my mouth, my hands…my entire body to entice and arouse him to new heights. You could almost hear his pulsing cock on the other end of the line…feel it jump, feel the heat of it. I imagined his salty cum in my mouth, his lips on my nipples. The imagry was too much and I exploded with pleasure before I could stop myself! Please call back, sweetie….you are thus far… my favorite lover!

Carissa

Hypnosex

Had a great session with a “first time- long time” last night. I could tell he was somewhat repressed, but he opened up to me soon enuff. I was kinder to this one than most…as many of you can attest too. I got the distinct feeling if he could, he would have that little wife of his doing all manner of slutty kinky shit to him…. am I right Yankee boy? Bet I am. We did an hour long “suggestive “session in which I instilled confidence, desire, bravado and stamina…. I also gave him a few pointers to use on the  Missus…lol.

Hey , I am not a completely heartless bitch…. just mostly!!

It is a wise man who knows when he needs assistance, and an even wiser man who calls on me to give it. The road to success begins with a call to me, and ends with a stream of cum wizzing out of your cock….and not before its due time!

A few more sessions and Yankee boy should be good to go, with no need to call me again….although he will….i am absolutely addictive!

Cheers, fuckers!!!!

S

This cums natural for me!

Phone sex has always been natural to me. That may sound strange if you don’t know me… but it’s a true statement. Phone sex came into my life at a pretty early age and has never gone away. I have callers that I have known for years, and for whatever reason they always come back to me.

Sometimes a guy runs across my site and I peak his curiosity enough to email me personally. It’s like they write to find out that I am a real person. Or other times they are trying to make a decision on whether or not to call me. Actually I appreciate that. To me, those are guys who want to spend their time and cash wisely. The fact is that not every girl like myself can be “EVERYTHING” to every caller.

Everyone has had the experience of seeing a “bad” doctor, or a “bad” lawyer, or a “bad” whatever. Usually the truth isn’t that the service isn’t “bad”… usually it’s a lack of connection with that particular person. For instance, we consider a doctor bad because they don’t communicate well with us or they don’t listen closely to us.

The same is true in phone sex. A few main things that make a girl good verses bad is how she communicates. If she doesn’t listen closely to you then she isn’t going to understand you. If she doesn’t understand you then there is no way to relate to you. If she can’t relate well to you then she sure isn’t able to communicate with you well either. This matter alone can literally RUIN a fantasy. Is that what you want to call for?

As a phone sex caller you should want to connect with the girl you call. Maybe you’ll only ever call her one time, and even so… you still want it to work. It’s your money for some hot sexual entertainment… so you want to spend it and be happy with what you got out of it. And so you should!

Wanna make a connection with me? Easy….. you can find me here: http://smittenkittens.net/Jaymes_BIO.htm , you can read my bio, you can send me an email and of course…. You can call me.

Bikini whore

I am bikini obsessed and like to have at least 7 at all times so I have a different one for each day. Each summer I purchase a new one, and retire one. This year I’m retiring a cute little purple one and I’ll try to replace it this weekend.

I love the way a bikini feels against my skin, and more importantly I love the attention I get from it. In real life I am somewhat normal – if you can believe that! I am not mega-slut for real, just not on the phone! But I do love to see men inappropriately watching me when I am in my bikini. Wearing a bikini is almost like being naked in public and that appeals to my personal fantasy.

I always had what I have called my slight exhibitionist desire. I like the idea of sex in public and being watched, or being seen naked etc. Wearing a bikini is close to it, without breaking a law. In some ways I like the tease of it even more then full exposure. I can remember laying out in the sun on the beach about 2 years ago and some couple I didn’t know were nearby. The angle at which they were sitting allowed the husband (or boyfriend, whatever he was) to have a clear shot of my bikini crotch if I dared to open my legs. I’m sure you can guess that I did. I had to see if he noticed, and once I knew he noticed I didn’t do it again. I liked the idea of giving him a “little” and then taking it away. Maybe this year I will “accidentally” flash some nipple slip to some poor unsuspecting husband. In any case… I cannot wait to get into my bikini, on the beach, and be a tease. Life is hard when your main focus is men. Poor poor me.

My secret…

I am the hot soccer MILF. Every morning I cook my family breakfast before I send them on their way. Once I have the house all to myself… I put my indicator on and get really excited to phone fuck.

This is the perfect job for me because I am such a bad girl and what better way to explore all my fantasies while the little ones are at school. I defiantly have all my nosey neighbors fooled. They think I stuff envelopes from home for my paycheck. They think I am a wonderful Mom (which I am) but little do they know I am a sex freak!

I love calls that exploit me as a horny MILF. I love to play mommy fantasies, incest, age play and whatever else your creative mind can think of. I am completely open minded to do anything.

Your Sexy MILF,

Stacey

 

Spanking My Pussy

Something that turns me on when I masturbate is to use a very flexible dildo to spank my pussy with. I love to literally smack it on my spread open pussy so it makes a slap slap slap noise. Doing this drives me crazy, makes me tingle, and causes my clit to get VERY swollen. Sometimes spanking my pussy long enough can make me cum too. Of course when a cock is spanking it – it is even better, but I can handle some pretty rough clitty smacks. I love some cock tapping and then the head rubbed on my clit… then back to some tapping. Yesterday I had some hot masturbation session with one of my callers and he loves when I spank my pussy for him. I came hard, and more than once!

Get the Devil out of me!!!

I have one very special regular caller who is always looking to try out new ideas with me, so this is one of the ones I cooked up and shared with him.  He enjoyed it so much that he told me I should blog about it. So here I am sharing it with you!

I am a sixteen year old student at a Catholic school and frankly I have not been behaving.  I have been wild, erratic, and just not doing my homework or paying attention in class.  My teachers (nuns) have had enough of me and decide to send me to the principal (a priest) to punish me.

I am taken to Father William’s office and all of my crimes are recited to him.  He studies me with his eyes as the nuns read of my long list of naughtiness.  When they finally finish, Father thanks them and asks them to return to their classes,  saying that he will deal with me.

“Andie, my child, you are a beautiful and spirited young girl.  Clever as a whip and stubborn as a mule.  You have been at this school since you were but five years old.  I know of only one thing that could be affecting you so,” Father William says, grasping my hand.  “You are infected Andie.  You have been possessed by the devil.  It is my job my child to get it OUT of you.”

I begin to laugh at his remarks, the devil?! Oh puhlease.  I start to say something snarky to the kind priest, but he is not amused… he is in fact deadly serious.  I get a bit scared at first, what could he mean by getting the devil out of me?

Father William stands up and walk me over to the side of his desk.  He sits in his straight backed chair and abruptly pulls me across his lap.  “Now Andie, first I am going to try to beat the devil out of you young lady, if that does not work, we will have to try more… drastic measures.” I have no idea what more drastic measures means, but I am strangly arroused at the thought of being spanked by this handsome priest.

He flips up my skirt and pulls down my white cotton panties, revealing my pale bottom.  I can feel little goose bumps rising all over my body, I am terribly nervous!  He brings his hand down hard on my upended rump, causing a little squeal from my lips.  He continues, slapping me briskly, making me whimper.  The hand spanking lasts about five minutes, and I can feel that each and every inch of my bottom has been painted a bright pink.  “Stand up,” he says to me.  I wobble to my feet, my panties are trapped around my knees, which makes movement difficult. He looks into my eyes, “Nope, still there, bend over the desk.”  He forces me to bend over the desk and grab the other side.  My little body barely makes it, and I have to stand on my tip toes to reach the other side.

I feel something cold against my bare, hot ass, something perhaps leather?  When he draws it back, I hear a WHOOOSH sound.  All of a sudden, I have a stripe of searing pain along my backside.  He is using a leather tawse on me, strapping me for all he is worth.  I beg, I plead, I cry, but nothing deters the priest from his task.  Fifty strokes later, I am a very sorry little girl, and wishing that I never did anything wrong!

Father sees the tears dripping down my face and he knows I am penatent. “That’s a good girl, Andie, cry it out.  I can see the devil fleeing your young body, but we need to clean it out.”  I have no idea what he means, and I am anxious.  He touches my shoulder with his hand and helps me stand.  He instructs me to remove all of my clothing.  I am very nervous at this request, but not eager to receive another dose of the strap, so I obey.

Standing there naked, Father William inspects me.  He tells me to climb up on top of his desk and position myself on my hands and knees, with my knees far apart.  I know that in this position, he can see EVERYTHING. My poor abused bottom hurts as I stretch the skin by spreading my legs as he demands.  Father begins spraying me down with water from a spritzer bottle.  He tells me that he is cleansing my body with holy water.

I am shivering upon his desk as he walks around chanting in Latin and spraying me.  Suddenly he speaks in English, “Now Andie, we need to cleanse you from the inside out.” I hear him dipping something into water, but I cannot see it, and I am afraid to look behind me.  I feel him touch my legs and my bottom with his hands, then all at once, I feel something sliding into my pussy!  I start to panic, telling him no, please don’t.  Then I realize that it is not his cock, but some dildo or vibrator, and that it actually feels pretty damn good!  He works the object in and out of me, cleansing me with the holy water on it.  I start to arch my back, helping it go deeper and deeper.  Father William notices me growing wetter. “Well the lord works in mysterious ways!”

He pushes the dildo all the way into my pussy and leaves it there.  Next, I feel pressure on my tight little asshole.  I have never had anything there, so I am VERY surprised.  He begins the same process, slowly pushing the object into me.  I hate to admit it, but the dildo in my little rosebud felt very good.  I enjoyed it as it stretched my tightest hole.  FInally, once he is satisfied that my ass is filled, he leaves it inside me.  There I am with two holy water covered dildos in my young tight holes.  I feel embarassed, but also very very good.

Father William walks around the desk so that he is now in front of me.  “That’s right Andie, one hole left!” He says, smiling at me.  I watch as he pulls his large cock out from under his robes.  It is throbbing hard, thick, and at least 8 or 9 inches long.  He dips it into the little bowl of holy water and tells me to open my mouth. “And now my dear, for a little contrition.”

I suck his cock long and hard while he pumps it in and out of my mouth.  I make sure he is very well taken care of.  I suck every last little drop of cum from that cock- mmmmm!  When he removes his dick from my mouth he tells me what a good girl I am, but if he has to punish me again, it will not be my mouth that has to perform the contrition.  I shudder in anticipation… I think I will be *possessed* by the devil again soon!

I hope you enjoyed this fantasy as much as I did, came three times while roleplaying it on the phone!  To my sweet Father William- muah muah muah.

~Andie~