The Klassy Kat

Sometimes, the horny urges just hit you so suddenly that you don’t have time to grab a suitable sex toy.

Tonight, in the tub (of course), I became very aroused while maintaining my bikini lines.  My hands began to wonder, to fondle, to rub… and before you know it, I was panting in the water, aching to be fucked.  Only I was alone in the house and didn’t want to get out of the bath.  I looked around, desperate to find a household object that might handle the task but saw only the Venus razor in my hand.  So I pop the blades out, turn the handle around and rub the flat rounded surface against my swollen clit.  I noticed that there are soft flexible rubber ridges on the other side, so I turn the handle around.  The ridges felt fucking amazing as they rippled against my clit and I heard myself moan out loud.  I slide the turquoise handle inside my tight horny pussy hole and discovered a juicy secret… those rubber ridges stimulate the g-spot in the most incredible fucking way!  Who would have ever imagined!  (Gillette dropped the marketing ball on THAT one, might I add!)  I lay in the hot water, fucking my smoothly shaved pussy with that Venus, and within seconds of thrashing in the water like a helpless fool… I came.  HARD.  I blush at the very memory of it!

PS: And to think they have a VIBRATING Venus razor now… Oh the bliss!!!!