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Here Comes The Ether Bunny

     Easter is almost here. I know exactly what that means for you. It means white tights, sweet frilly cotton panties all under a pretty little Easter dress. How fucking sweet and cute. There’s just one problem though, you’re too much of a weak ass man to go after what you want. You need help, you perv. 

It’s getting harder and harder to trick a little thing these days. They’re smart and very aware of what’s going on. You can’t trick them into your car with a smile and a promise of candy. You need a bit of medicinal help to get your prize. 

You’re so fucking lucky to have me. A bit of alcohol, some acid and we have  ether. Put a pretty pink hanky to her mouth and you’re golden.

Just look at that pretty passed out tiny body. What do you think? Shall we keep her to ourselves or should we invite the boys? 

 

 Written By: Poison Ivy
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Picture Day

             

Today was picture day at school. My friends and I are always excited to see who the photographer will be. We always hope he’s handsome. Let me tell you, he sure was!

                I wore a parent approved dress, shoes, and tights but my panties sure weren’t approved.  My friends and I made a bet. The winner would get some time with each other’s boyfriends. My friend Becky’s boyfriend is the hottest! The bet was who would have the nerve to strip down for the photographer. If we all did it, I guess we would just swap our boyfriends. 

I began to tease him a little. I licked my lips, and posed sexy. I could tell I was getting to him because he said he needed to excuse himself for a few minutes. That was my chance to really be bad.

  When he returned to the room, I had taken off my dress and pulled down my white tights. I was smiling at him, and with my eyes telling him to fuck me. 

It was no contest! I was the winner. I don’t really want one of their silly boyfriends, but maybe their daddies. 

         

Written By: Baby Bethany
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Goth Chicks Do It Better

 You know when you see goth chicks sex is the first thing you think of. You think we might not make a great girlfriend but would be one hot, kicky depraved fuck. Truth is, I don’t want to be anyone’s girlfriend. I am the hottest fuck you could ever imagine having. I have a filthy, twisted imagination, a hot ass body and a mouth that could suck your cock smooth off. Just keep a few things in mind before you try to fuck me.  I don’t do vanilla sex, never ever. Maybe if you were a rock god or goddess, but let’s face it, you aren’t.

Size does matter, I like my cocks big and thick with a mushroom head. I want my chicks shaved, and young. A threesome would be me, you and the hot girl of my choice. Once we are done, you are gone, If I decide I am not having fun, you are gone. If you intend to fuck my sweet pucker you will lick it and lick it till I say you are done. Now that you know the rules, give me a call. Just make sure you know just who is in charge!

 

 Written By: Poison Ivy
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Losers, Wankers and Ass Kissers

  Gross! You completely make me want to vomit! Oh wait, you just might like that. I’ve never seen such a bunch of ass licking cocksuckers in my whole entire young life! Little dick losers!

You want to put what on my pretty pink nipples and lick it off? Excuse me, Mister?  You want to take my dirty toilet brush and put it where in you?  I’m starting to see a little theme here. Little dick that looks more like a clit losers. It’s cool, I do love to use losers like you. 

Maybe we should have a contest to see who the biggest weirdo is. I just need some pictures of you all doing something really nasty. You want me to explain more? Don’t think so, use your fucking imagination. 

What will you get for a prize if your picture makes it to my blog? Nothing! You get fucking nothing! I’ll make you’re famous though, and  bet all the people who read my blog will be completely be entertained. They’ll also be laughing with me at your dumb ass. Actually you do get a prize! I’ll allow you to rub your clit, finger your ass or whatever on a call with me.

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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Shit Dumpster

I have this pathetic little faggot that calls to be my little shit dumpster. He gets on his knees and I just back up and put my ass right there on his mouth. He licks and sucks that special treat he loves so much right out of my little puckered hole.

He makes me laugh so much, talking about his little clitty getting hard. I had a little surprise for him last night. While he was bent over cleaning out my ass, I had a real cock waiting to fuck that tight little cunt of his. The noises he made were hilarious and I ended up pissing right down his throat.

It was a great night for him, he got all the fluids he could handle!

 

 

Written By: Raylin
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I Saw What You Did

I saw what you did and I must admit, I was not impressed! You finally get her in your house and then nothing. You give her a Coke and you didn’t even spike it. What a fucking loser you are. It’s  clear how much you need me. 

You try again the next afternoon. You get brave and touch her little pink nipple. Are you actually drooling, you pervert? 

I really can’t take much more of this. I swear, I’ll vomit and make you lick it up.

I bust the window on the kitchen door and let myself in. You’re such a loser that she’s laughing at you. Once she sees the look on my face, she stops laughing and the sobbing and begging begins.

You’re beginning to think this was a bad idea. You only wanted a peak at those little hard nipples and her hairless cunt. Just a peak. You sure didn’t want me to cut off her clothes and tell her she won’t be needing them anymore.  Your face says one thing but your hard cock says another.

Let’s face facts loser, you desperately need me to bring your plan to fruition.

 

 Written By: Poison Ivy
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Snowballing

Merry Christmas. Happy Holidays and all the stuff. I have some very special gifts for all my favorite men. Can you guess what it is? 

I know one special person who loves me to drip hot, sticky cum into his hungry mouth. It’s the time of giving after all, so it needs to be special. Get on your knees and tilt your head back. I’m doing my own version of a snowball. Dripping hot cum right into your mouth from my hot pussy.  Drink it up!

I have another naughty boy who loves to lick me clean from my face all the way down to my dirty little feet. I do walk barefoot a lot. 

Then there is the dirtiest, naughtiest boys of them all. You know who you are. Suck on my dirty dildo for a treat. You never know just where it has been.

My bathroom is rather cold today and so is my toilet seat. You certainly don’t expect my perfect, pale, round ass to sit on a cold toilet seat? Of course, you don’t.

     

Written By: Delaney
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A White Christmas

Christmas is right around the corner and I’m really craving a white Christmas! It doesn’t look like we’re going to get any snow, so I had an even better idea. A good old-fashioned bukkake party!

I’ve been rounding up my best guys that I know can drop huge loads all over my face and tits. Just thinking about kneeling in the middle of that big circle and looking up at all of them jerking those huge cocks… yum!

When I mentioned it to some of the boys, I couldn’t believe how excited they were to help make my Christmas wishes come true. I have had 20 RSVP’s already and waiting for at least 10 more. I want to be covered with jizz! I can’t wait to share my final total and how many loads I took!

 

Written By: Teagan
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My Special Family Christmas

     

He’s coming, he’s coming! It’s almost Christmas and I’m so excited. I would love to say I’ve been a good girl all year, but we know that’s a big lie. I have, however; been good the last few weeks. Close enough!

Christmas is magical! Dark rooms with Christmas trees all lit up, trays of cookies, and drinks. All the guests in pretty, sexy clothes. I just love Christmas. Did I mention that my brothers all come home from college for 2 weeks? Uncles, grandpa, and cousins to hang with!

The first party was last night. My super hot brother arrived just in time for the festivities. He gave me a huge hug and spun me around. What is that I feel pressed against my little pussy? 

I saw Uncle Jim. He and I have had so many fun times together. Don’t tell anyone!  We go to the downstairs family room for some private time. I’m riding Uncle Jim when I see my brother watching. I smile at him and tell him to come closer. What is he doing? He has his mouth right there! You know right at my pussy hole and Uncle Jim’s huge cock!

I’m feeling so good and about to squirt all over Uncles cock, when I see grandpa watching at the door.

Come join us, Grandpa!

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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Make A Wish

Your day has been so long and tiresome. You don’t really want to go home to the family, nor do you feel like hitting a bar for a few drinks. It’s just been one of those sort of days. You walk and find yourself in a park where a young girl is practicing her cheers.

You watch for a bit and find you’re totally mesmerized. She’s cute and looks very friendly. You begin to wonder what her panties look like? What her pussy looks like? Then you think it’s time to leave.

She’s now smiling at you, it would be rude to just leave. She waves and walks over to you.  You begin some mindless chatter with her. Now you think you really need to leave and right now.

She shakes your masculine hand and says “Make A Wish”.

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Written By: Emily
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