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Losers, Wankers and Ass Kissers

  Gross! You completely make me want to vomit! Oh wait, you just might like that. I’ve never seen such a bunch of ass licking cocksuckers in my whole entire young life! Little dick losers!

You want to put what on my pretty pink nipples and lick it off? Excuse me, Mister?  You want to take my dirty toilet brush and put it where in you?  I’m starting to see a little theme here. Little dick that looks more like a clit losers. It’s cool, I do love to use losers like you. 

Maybe we should have a contest to see who the biggest weirdo is. I just need some pictures of you all doing something really nasty. You want me to explain more? Don’t think so, use your fucking imagination. 

What will you get for a prize if your picture makes it to my blog? Nothing! You get fucking nothing! I’ll make you’re famous though, and  bet all the people who read my blog will be completely be entertained. They’ll also be laughing with me at your dumb ass. Actually you do get a prize! I’ll allow you to rub your clit, finger your ass or whatever on a call with me.

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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Snowballing

Merry Christmas. Happy Holidays and all the stuff. I have some very special gifts for all my favorite men. Can you guess what it is? 

I know one special person who loves me to drip hot, sticky cum into his hungry mouth. It’s the time of giving after all, so it needs to be special. Get on your knees and tilt your head back. I’m doing my own version of a snowball. Dripping hot cum right into your mouth from my hot pussy.  Drink it up!

I have another naughty boy who loves to lick me clean from my face all the way down to my dirty little feet. I do walk barefoot a lot. 

Then there is the dirtiest, naughtiest boys of them all. You know who you are. Suck on my dirty dildo for a treat. You never know just where it has been.

My bathroom is rather cold today and so is my toilet seat. You certainly don’t expect my perfect, pale, round ass to sit on a cold toilet seat? Of course, you don’t.

     

Written By: Delaney
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Bring Out The Freak In Me

The freak in me really needs to come out. Bland vanilla sex just doesn’t satisfy me. I need it to be kinky and exciting. I need you to really give it to me if we fuck, this isn’t lovemaking; this is fucking, so give me that hard piece of meat. Don’t just put it in my pussy, ram it in my ass until I scream and cry. While you’re ramming me, you can spank my ass, or you can handcuff me to the bed and fuck me senseless.

After you are done ramming my tight little hole, don’t be afraid to give me that full load. Sticky, hot cum is what I live for! Then I want you to piss all over my face and pour that hot load of piss down my throat and make me shallow it. I know that sounds freaky but like I said I’m a freak! 

Bring out the freak in me!

 

Written By: Alexis
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Give Me Your Piss!

Let’s get dirty tonight. I’m talking really nasty and filthy. I’m up for some hot piss all over my wanting body. Let me bend over and spread my ass cheeks really far apart, piss in my tight little asshole. Fill me up with all your warm pee.

I want your cock in me, deep inside my warm, wet pussy. Let it go. Release all your piss deep inside my pussy. I want you to keep fucking me while you’re pissing in my pussy. Fuck me hard, drive your pee deeper inside me. I want to be filled up with your piss from head to toe.

I want to drink you, all of you! Give me your piss tonight and let’s get dirty!

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Written By: Miyoung
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Piss Off

 

      All long day of working out in the sun makes a person rather fucking thirsty. Every day you come into the little café I own and stare at me. You ask for a tall glass of iced tea with mint and lemon. You stir it until the ice melts, while you fucking stare. You smile, walk past me and head for the bathroom. The other patrons begin to complain as they wonder what is taking you so long in there.

              I begin to notice something odd, even for you. The bathroom seems spotless once you use it. Are you trying to get a job as a janitor? You’re one strange fucker.  

Next day, same situation. We are out of iced tea, but I fucking wonder? I don’t even try to hide what I am about to do. I smile at him, take a tall amber colored tea glass, and head for the bathroom. I hold it under my pussy and piss until it’s almost full.

Clumsy woman, I got a bit of piss on my panties. I wring them out into the glass and head back to the man. I hand him the glass and wink.

Drink my tangy, warm piss. 

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Written By: Malaya Maxxx
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Better Know Your Place

       I have been thinking about you a lot lately. If you only knew the dirty thoughts in my head. 

Over the weekend, I got the fuck of my  life. I mean just look at the beautiful cock. I did miss you though, as I had a very special place for you to be. 

Poor you, as you were thinking that special place would be in my hot, tight ass while my boyfriend fucked my wet pussy. You, of course, would be very fucking wrong. Your place is on your knees at my pussy hole and my guy’s huge dick. That’s right! You will be my fluffer and my clean-up crew. 

Did I see your little thing stiffen at those words? Don’t worry, there is plenty dripping out for your hungry tummy!

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Written By: Delaney
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God Damn Cunt Of A Man

Fucking hell, you really aren’t much of a man, are you? Look at you and your goddamn flabby ass. You made me so mother fucking sick that I just want to vomit in your face. Are you fucking kidding me, THAT got your clit to twitch? 

Oh no, you don’t! Don’t you dare try to back away from me. You are a little fucking cunt of a man, and I intend to treat you as such. 

Assume the position, head back and on your knees. Why should I sit on the hard, cold toilet seat, when I have your ugly fucking face to sit on?  Beg me for it, beg me to let you suck my shit like a dick. Fuck, you are so goddamn gross!

You know what? I have totally had enough of you.

Get on all fours and crawl to the pen. If you displease me, it will be the choke collar for you.

Get to fucking crawling, bitch.

 

 

 Written By: Poison Ivy
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Christmas Comes But Once A Year

                   You poor man, you get it only on your birthday, and Christmas.  Sort of sucks to be you! I never really understood why, till today.

Hiding passwords from me is useless.  Why do you think your house is never clean when I am done? It’s because  I play on your computer all day, and there is no way you will get away with telling me to stop it. Getting nervous, are you? You know exactly what I saw.

This is how it is going to go from here on.  You will do the work for me, and pay me triple. You will service me, and my boyfriend whenever we say. If you don’t, I will show everyone just what I saw on your computer. 

                   You seem to doubt me? Are you trying to like touch me or something? I guess I need to refresh your memory. Let’s turn this on.

Oh look here!  You down on all fours with your face in a dog bowl.  Is that Michael from school? Oh, wow it looks like someone loves it up his flabby ass. You are now down on your knees, and Michael is sitting on your face, and…..OMG!!  Did you just eat that.  Oh dear, where are my manners? Let me pull down my shorts, and give you something to wash it down! 

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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Delaney’s Special Yule Log

  I love holiday baking. It’s so much fun to see what tasty treats I can bake for my closest friends. Vanilla, strawberry, coconut, and of course, decadent chocolate. Yum! I bake the best cupcakes! 

They’re some boys, that really love chocolate. I mean, they absolutely crave it. Those are my kind of guys. Wink, Wink. How can I say this? Giggles. They like my special chocolate that appears after I have eaten that cake. 

Everyone has left, but you’re hanging around. You keep trying to feed me cake and encourage me to drink more Irish Coffee. Then it happens. A wonderful, enticing loud fart from my adorable shit hole. You instantly stiffen, anticipating what is to come. 

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Written By: Delaney
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Lucky You

               

  I’ve always been a girl who loves to sleep. My friends are so jealous because I can sleep through anything. I’m not shy either as we all sometimes fart in our sleep, and my farts smell wonderful!

                 After a big dinner of Texas Chili and a few beers, I was just full of my sweet perfume farts. It was getting late and I had a big day ahead of me and I fell asleep fast. I have my roommate coming in for the night, but fell right back to sleep. He’s a bit of a perv, but I don’t mind. If he  wants to lick my sweet ass while I sleep, who am I to complain? 

The sun was coming through the curtains, telling me it’s time to rise for the day. Oh, I’m feeling a stirring in my tummy. I race to the restroom, but the roommate stops me in the hallway. Oh man, it’s going to come out and on the white carpet. Our landlord will kill me!

                What is he doing? He lays on the carpet and tells me to squat over him. Oh god, here it comes all over him. 

I feel so much better, but now I’m so fucking horny and messy.

I jump in the shower and invite him in with me. I need a good ass fucking now! 

I bend over and he slams his dick into my dirty ass. Oh no, I’m not quite finished yet, I guess. We both explode at the same time in a mess of hot cum, and hot, messy shit.

 

Written By: Delaney
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