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Valentine’s Day Douchebag

        It being Valentine’s Day and all I would be horribly amiss if Idelaney3 didn’t give a shoutout to my favorite Douchebag sissy of a cumdump.  I can just imagine what he is up to on this romantic day. You never know since last week his “boyfriend” ditched him for a chick!  Douchebag was okay with it because he took it as a sign of love because he left two men there for him to suckoff.

Can you even fucking imagine that? He also considers it a sign of love if he gets to eat the sweaty asshole of his “boyfriend”.  He is such a stupid cunt, but most amusing to me. 

So, when I come home with my sweet fuckholes stretched and full of jizz you can guess who will be there to clean me up. Not only that he will love every minute of it. Happy Valentine’s Day, Douchebag!

 Teen Delaney For Humiliation

Getting You Ready For The Big Game

 It is almost time for the big game. Some of you will be drinkitorrie11ng with the guys, getting hot over the cheerleaders but then there is some of you..LOL. Some of you want to be the hot and sexy cheerleaders. 

     Don’t be shy now, you know exactly who you are. Some guys want a blowjob at half time but you want to give one.

      Not to worry as dressing and training sissy boys is my speciality along with…OTHER THINGS! 

                                      Bad Girl Torrie

We Are Both Size Queens

        I had the funniest call the other day. We began to chat Delaney25and soon I found out my caller, who I will affectionately name Asswipe is a size queen just like me. The bigger and thicker the better. We chatted about cocks for a while and what kind of heads we like the most but then………ROFLMFAO!

He is into things I couldn’t even imagine someone doing. He told me that his boyfriend lets him clean his dirty asshole. He also shares him with other men who fuck his face then when done piss on him. Thing is he fucking LOVES it! I couldn’t help laughing but he was okay with that and loved when I called him Asswipe.

It gets even more nasty, if you thought that even possible. He loves being a human toilet. Well, a girl could get into having her dirty ass cleaned with a wet tongue. I mean my pucker is too cute for toilet paper. I mean there is sissy fags and then there is Philip! LOL

 TeenDelaney4u@aol.com

Teen Delaney Does It All

delaney24          Everyone seems to think I am such a sweet almost innocent girl. Little do they know I am the kinkiest little slut around. I will try anything at least twice! Once to see if I get off to it and again just to be sure! Lol! My last boyfriend wanted to see me get a little K-9 action and of course I did it; and pretended it was my first time. 

I guess this leads to what won’t I do. That would be nothing, absolutely nothing. I just love to suck and fuck girls, boys, men woman I love it all. My collection of toys is huge and I would be happy to demonstrate. If I am excited enough I will even go for some golden and brown showers. Nothing is taboo with your dirty teen slut.

  •              Teen Delaney

Skank Snatch Phillip

Sometimes I read other chicks blogs, just for the fuck of it and I admit, some are wicked hot! I have noticed one thing, or skank, or fuck face, or stupid fucking ass and that would be a man? LMFAO named Phillip The Skank. He seems to be the topic of many blogs and I finally got my turn at the Jerk off.

You know, taking him serious and not laughing is impossible. Just listening to his sissy voice is enough to send you rolling on floor with a stomach ache from laughing. He seems to have no limits at all.  Hmmm, well maybe one and that would be fucking a chick. Don’t get me wrong, he likes chicks, but for them to sit on his dumb looking face and beg for their shit. Seems Phillip loves to suck a big, fat turd like he is sucking a prick.

I asked him if he had a boyfriend, and he said he had several all wanting his fuck holes. That isn’t a boyfriend you stupid Skank. Some of the chicks said he used lip gloss on his “clitty” WTAF?  I will have to ask him about that next time the stupid ass calls me. My favorite part of the call is when he cums. I couldn’t stop laughing at the sounds he made. What he didn’t know was a girlfriend was in room with me listening and laughing to the whole call.

Goth Girl Ivy

Dominatrix Island

He is a very powerful businessman. He had to travel to a remote area in the South Pacific. To get to his final destination, he had get there by boat. A storm came up out of nowhere and the last thing he remembered is the waves pulling him overboard. He awoke on a beach surrounded by a dozen beautiful, almost naked women, on a beach of a private island.

Lost was his luggage, his phone, computer, and most of all, his dignity. He was stripped and humiliated. The ladies overpowered him and used him for training. He spent several days learning how to serve and please the ladies with his tongue and his cock. His balls were tied and his cock was whipped when he was punished.

Tonight, he is sent to Mistress Koko. He will be trained in the art of ass worship. His tongue will pleasure Mistress Koko. He will beg for more. He is a submissive little love slave willing to do anything to please and serve. Mistress Koko will slowly stretch his ass. When he is ready, each of the ladies will take turns fucking his ass with her large strap-on. Finally, the well-trained love slave will be allowed to cum on his own face.

I Have a Boot Fetish

I love stiletto heeled boots more than anything else I wear. I have them in leather, latex and pvc in all different colors. The one thing that is a constant is the heels. Those 8 inch heels make my legs and ass look even more amazing than they already are. I see how men and boys alike stare.

As pretty and hot as they look, they have so many more uses. Ha, you dumb ass fucking loser, I see you are already holding your balls. You guessed these heels were made from grinding into your worthless balls. Do you think covering them and cowering away like a sniffling worm will help you? Not a fucking chance! I get what I want and right now, I want to destroy your worthless balls.

I am laughing so fucking hard now because you assume your balls is the only part of you I will destroy. Why don’t I just leave you with this thought LOSER. My boots work just as good as a strap on and you will be expected to clean those heels and a little ass to mouth when we are done.

Your hot and mean ball buster,

Freaky Frankie

Cum Filled

You have the perfect face for me to back my ass up against. It’s time for you to lick my  pussy and ass clean. I don’t give this job to just anyone but I know you’ll take good care of me. I can feel your body quivering being so close to my dirty holes. Your nose presses against my cum filled pussy. It was a fun filled night, now you have a lot of work to perform. You look like a pretty cunt with my juices dripping down to your chin. I’m going to treat you like the hungry cum dumpster that you are. Start devouring my holes, digging that cream right out of my pussy with your hungry mouth.

I’m filled up with a lots of treats. Top quality cum just for you!

Brittany

1.888.781.9166

Just a Normal Beauty

I seem to surprise men all the time. At first glance, they assume I am way too hot for them. Guess what fucker? I am way to hot for any typical man. Are you a typical man, boring and set in his ways or are you a wild bad boy with a huge cock to fill my hot cougar cunt? Then again there is another man I will allow in my bedroom.

Know what, calling him a man is quite a stretch especially when he has on lip gloss and pink lingerie.  Does this sound familiar?  Of course, it does you stupid ass. Then we end with him  screaming my clitty is squirting. HA!  So there is tall men, short men, men with huge pricks for me, and then we have my favorite play toys…sissy boys!

So what will it be? Are you man enough to satisfy me or will you be taking it like the little twat you are? Let’s give it a go. Do make sure your credit card is full!

Tick Tock Tick Tock Someone Has a Tiny Cock

So I had this date last night. I was kind of excited as he was tall, muscled and and HOT! We were having a great time laughing, flirting and I thought I just might fuck him. We get back to his house and begin to kiss. My little teen pussy was so wet I was ready for some big, hard cock.

He unzips his pants and what the fuck, it wasn’t really even a cock. I mean I think my clit is even bigger. If he had on pink panties he would have reminded me of one of my faggot, piece of shit dickless callers. Anyways I still wanted cock so I called one of my Fuck Buddies to take care of me while the dickless wonder watched. I figured I would keep him around as a fluffer and a clean up boy.

Once my Fuck Buddy left there was a lot of cleaning up to do and Little Dick plunged right in and cleaned me up. I am not completely heartless so I let him rub his clit till he yelled “OMG I am squirting”.ROFFLMAO! Then I made him lick it up and I got the fuck out to my own bed!

Evil Little Torrie