Some men are just complete fucking cunt faces. I have one in-particular and while he is dead serious, I laugh my fucking ass off as soon as I hear his fag face voice. He can’t get enough of body fluids. Shit, piss, snot and jizz, he craves it all. He does have an issue with blood, but well if I have been fucked and on my period, he will take it like a greedy little pig!
His newest expression is “cock kisses”. I just assumed it was kissing someones cock, but I should have known better with this jerk off. It is when the girlfriend he once had sucks a guy off and then kisses him with a mouth of of jizz. I call that snowballing, like most people. Of course, asswipe isn’t like any normal person I know. Leave it to him to come up with a fucked little expression for it. Did I mention he does like women, but how the fuck could he satisfy one with his little clitty?
I could talk about him for hours, as he is just that fucking hysterical. He is just a mixed bag stupidity. He goes by many names douchebag, asswipe, cunt face, jerk off and my favorite because it was the first Philip The Faggot. I have spit many drinks out laughing, quite the waste of booze but entirely worth the laughs.
Written By: Poison Ivy
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A friend of mine has just had this glow about her lately. She seems so relaxed even with the extremely taxing job she has. I asked her what her secret was as I knew this couldn’t be because of a new lover in her life as she is too busy. She handed me a business card, winked and told me to just give it a try. I was thinking she must have just found herself an awesome masseuse.
I made an appointment, and filled out some disclaimers. That seemed odd, it was just a massage. There was an envelope on the reception desk with another form for me to fill out and sign and a list of instructions. I followed them carefully wondering just what I had gotten myself into. I drank the chilled white wine, which was to relax me and slowly stripped down. I put on the blindfold and waited.
I heard the door open and the deep voice of a man. He put my hands in leather restraints and told me we were about to begin. He gave me my safe word and then he began. He started slow teasing my nipples with a feather. When he noticed I was already starting to arch my back and getting so wet, he then restrained my ankles. I don’t really consider myself a sub or a domme. I just go with the flow of my sex partner but this was fucking amazing. You want more details? Why not give me a call, and we both can get off while I tell you everything!
Written By: Dirty Daphne
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You are ready for a big sexual adventure. Time to play!
Written By: Mommy Morgan
