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No Thanks!

I don’t understand these men that think I’ll fuck anything with a dick just because I’m a cock whore. Nope, not even close. I have standards and tiny pricks don’t cut it.

If you’re coming to me with one of those, don’t expect me to get on my knees, in fact, you should just go ahead and get on yours. I’m not touching your cock and it sure as fuck isn’t touching me. The closest you’ll come to my pussy is with your tongue, and if you don’t do a good job there, then you’re completely useless and I don’t need anything from you.

You might be used to calling the shots with women that don’t know any better, but I’m a size queen. If your cock doesn’t meet the requirements then you’re not even a real man to me. 

If you call me stroking that baby clit of yours, don’t even bother telling me how you want to fuck me. You’ll be my fluffer or have the honor of cleaning cum from my holes after a real cock has fucked me.

Keep that useless piece of skin to yourself, I don’t want it. If you really want my pussy like you say you do, stick out your tongue. It’s the only way you’re getting it.

 

Written By: Bambi
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If I Were A Boy

       I‘ve always wished that I was a boy. I would be the coolest boy ever. I’m sort of short, but I wouldn’t have a short guy attitude because let’s face it, I would have the biggest and thickest dick ever. I would show up all the other boys.  I sure would know how to use that huge dick of mine.

I would love using that big dick so much that I wouldn’t even be picky. I would fuck anything that walked! I would be all about going,” hey bitch, let’s fuck”. 

I think that my favorite fuck toys would be men that looked like bitches. I mean am I fucking a girl, am I fucking a guy? Who cares just as long as I am using my big dick, and fucking someone. 

I would also expect my fuck toys to cater to me. Look at my huge dick, my smooth tummy, tiny ass, then my tiny tits with hard nipples. I’m the whole package. 

You don’t expect me to wipe my own adorable little ass, and don’t expect me to clean my sheets after I fucked you raw.

                                                            If I were a boy, even just for a day.

              

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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Interviewing A New Pool Boy

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I have been interviewing for a new pool boy. The selection process is long but so fun.  He must be obsessed with my big tits. He must give a great massage and finger me poolside.  He must have a big cock to keep me happy all summer long. He must get hard at just the sight of me in my bikini. I want him to fuck me and keep this horny housewife very happy. He must be very open-minded and uninhibited.

When I meet my prospective pool boy, I’m dressed in my bikini and waiting by my pool.  I ask him to take off his shirt and I run my hand between my legs. I tell him that I want him to wear tight shorts while he’s working here. I tease him with my fingers. I look deep into his eyes and squeeze his hot ass. I flirt and flaunt my tight, mature body in front of him. I make him beg for the job. 

For the final phase of the interview, I take him up to my bedroom. I stroke and suck his cock. I ride him, rough, and wild. I love being on top. After he makes me cum, I want him to show my his hottest sex moves and make me cum again and again. I’m one hot cougar who is need of a hot stud.

 

 

Written By: Samantha

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Hard, Nasty and Fast

         

          Sometimes I need something a bit nasty to get me off.  Some might say I’m a bit jaded, but boring vanilla or a stab at being edgy just doesn’t work for me. I need, what I need! What you call jaded, I call being a dirty bitch who needs a lot to get off. 

I found an old porn of gang bangs. There was what looked like hundreds of men all lined up to fuck. They didn’t even get to cum, it was so fast. Sort of like in and then out.  Next! Fuck, that’s so hot.

I pulled out all my toys and watched. Nothing and I mean nothing was doing it for me. 

Maybe a bookstore, or even adult movie theater?  It’s a shame women aren’t allowed in bath houses.

I decided to just walk a bit downtown to see what I could find. There was a group of young men playing basketball. I sat and watched them for a bit, until they noticed me. 

One of the men approached me and asked what I was looking for. I was feeling so nasty today, I just squeezed his dick through his pants and smiled.  I told him to follow me with all his friends. I walked to the park public bathroom and motioned for them to join me. 

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Fuck Me Friday

There’s something about Fridays that get my pussy horny. Maybe it’s because it’s the weekend and I’ll be going out with my friends and who knows what kind of trouble I will get into.

Some weekends I run into my ex-boyfriends or my fuck friends. That’s always good because I already know what kind of fucking my pussy will get. I absolutely hate hooking up with a new guy and finding out he has a small dick. It’s such a waste of a night, and especially if I’ve been drinking and feeling pretty good, it can be such a buzz killer feeling a small pencil dick poking me.

Maybe you would like to get my pussy primed for tonight? I’ve been horny all day and I can cum a few more times. There’s nothing like going out on a Friday night with a drenched wet pussy and no panties on.

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Written By: Sunny
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Big Money and Big Cocks

Do you know what I love?

Money and Big Cocks!

It’s very rare to find a man that has both. I fuck two different types of guys in two different ways.

First, there’s the guys I money fuck. That’s basically YOU! You’re pathetic, you have a small cock, and you don’t deserve to have the money in your wallet. That’s why you need me, because I spend it for you. I take it because you aren’t worthy enough to have it. 

The other guys that I fuck are the ones with big cocks, they know how to use what they were blessed with. They make me cum over and over, something you’ll never get to experience. 

Call me if you have a big cock and you know how to use, or if you have fat wallet and don’t know how to spend it.

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Written By: Phoenix
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Size Matters

 

Just face it, you have a small dick. I know most girls will try to be nice about it and tell you not to be ashamed of it. We both know that’s not the case here. That will never come out of my mouth.
Your dick is tiny and you should be very embarrassed when you drop your pants.
Do you actually think you can please a woman with that? I’m sure your girlfriend or wife is out fucking around on you. Your tiny dick serves no purpose. You really can’t blame your wife for wanting a big cock. Someone who can actually take care of her needs. I think you secretly like her fucking around on you. The only thing that would be even better is if she told you about it and you get to watch her in action.

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Written By: London
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I Fuck Anyone Except My Husband

I knew my marriage would be over even before it started. The reason being is my husband was no fucking match for my extreme sexual appetite. It came as no surprise to him or my friends when I was caught in bed with two of my husbands best friends. It was all my flirting and seductive looks that got them all worked up into a sexual frenzy. Trust me, it was all worth it, even being caught by my weak small cock husband.

What a hot afternoon it was, laying in between both of those willing big cocks. They certainly filled me up with loads of thick, creamy cum, and I enjoyed every single drop. So what if my husband was standing there watching as I was being fucked in every wet hole. I could see the look in his eyes, wishing he was the one fucking me. Now keep in mind, I am his wife, so why not let him clean me up after the guys are done punishing my pussy?

Have some nasty, hot sex with a cheating wifes that loves to fuck anyone except her husband!

 

Written By: Simone
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All Girls Deserve Big Cocks

I’m going to let you in on a little secret, girls like me like everything big. I have no time to be playing around in the bedroom with something that isn’t going to please me.

I must tell you about this new cock I am fucking. You know it’s huge if I can’t stop thinking and talking about it. I simply can’t get enough of it. Hardcore and full throttle fucking! He tears my pussy up, making me cum like never before. It’s amazing!

I can still close my eyes and imagine his huge cock from the other night. It’s so long, thick and I love the way he stuffed my tight pussy. This is a feeling every woman needs to feel. The power his cock has over me is ridiculous. Just thinking about getting fucked by his cock again, makes me have to go change my dripping, wet panties.

 

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 Written By: Parker
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Teasing Small Cock Losers

Your dick is so pathetic and small. You’re so sweet and submissive to pretty girls like me. 

My girlfriends are so hot. You know that you’re not a likely candidate for ever being a boyfriend to any of us. We think of you as one of us girls. We let you hang out with us on Girls Night. We sit around in lingerie and dress you up in a super cute pink bra with matching panties. We let you paint our toes and you listen to us as we talk about hot guys. I talk about how big my boyfriend’s cock is and how much fun sex is with him.

Sometimes we send you to the men’s locker room at the gym to watch guys change their clothes. We ask you who has the biggest cocks so we don’t waste our time when they ask us out.

When we compare your little cock to a “real mans” cock,  my friends and I laugh so hard. It’s so much fun to tease a small cock loser like you!

 

 Written By: Bratty Bree
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