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If I Were A Boy

       I‘ve always wished that I was a boy. I would be the coolest boy ever. I’m sort of short, but I wouldn’t have a short guy attitude because let’s face it, I would have the biggest and thickest dick ever. I would show up all the other boys.  I sure would know how to use that huge dick of mine.

I would love using that big dick so much that I wouldn’t even be picky. I would fuck anything that walked! I would be all about going,” hey bitch, let’s fuck”. 

I think that my favorite fuck toys would be men that looked like bitches. I mean am I fucking a girl, am I fucking a guy? Who cares just as long as I am using my big dick, and fucking someone. 

I would also expect my fuck toys to cater to me. Look at my huge dick, my smooth tummy, tiny ass, then my tiny tits with hard nipples. I’m the whole package. 

You don’t expect me to wipe my own adorable little ass, and don’t expect me to clean my sheets after I fucked you raw.

                                                            If I were a boy, even just for a day.

              

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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Delaney’s Special Massage

         

         

   I’m a very busy girl between work and school, so sometimes I just feel exhausted. My daddy always laughs at that, saying I’m much too young to be so tired. If daddy only knew the things I get up too. 

My whole body was sore from gymnastics and I really needed a long massage. There is this place on Elm that advertises massages. It’s a seedy looking place, so maybe they don’t charge too much?

It didn’t seem too busy and for some reason, the massage therapists were all mostly ladies in sexy clothes.  I however; went for the man with the big hands. 

I’m not at all shy so I quickly removed my clothes and laid on the table. The hot oil and his strong hands soon at me completely relaxed. Maybe a little too relaxed. He laughed when I let out a big fart. He explained it was normal and natural. So, I let out another, and then another.

I was so relaxed, I just closed my eyes without anymore worry. His hands were working their way down to my oiled ass cheeks. Then though, I felt something else. A warm tongue was licking up my ass crack, then sliding in and tongue fucking me. Maybe I was a little too relaxed because all of a sudden. Oops! 

 

Written By: Delaney
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A Very Messy Date Night

I met a new boy online and I was so excited for our first meet-up; date, fuck session, call it whatever you want!  We chatted but you know there are some secrets and treats that a girl needs to keep to herself at first. Wink, wink!

He looked as good as his pictures. Sexy in a sort of shy way. We went to my favorite Indian restaurant. I’m liking him already. I can eat, trust me. I’m never shy when it comes to food and sex. 

We ate and drank, and talked. Suddenly my tummy began to rumble a bit. Just the food in my full tummy.

We got in his car to go back to my place, and oops, I had a little fart. I could have been embarrassed, but why?  He didn’t seem bothered at all. After the ride to my place, my tummy sort of calmed down.

I was about to set the mood and light a scented candle, but he stopped me. He said he wanted to smell a bit more of what he smelt in his car. I couldn’t help but giggle and of course, give him what he wanted. This one though seemed a bit messy.

He asked my why the strange look on my face. I lifted up my skirt and turned around to show him the brown stain on my white cotton panties. 

He let out a huge sigh and crawled over to me, pressing his face right there at my dirty little butt. 

 

 

Written By: Delaney
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Faggots Love Me!

 For some reason all the faggots love me! Most of my calls are sissy sluts into wearing panties, sucking big pricks, and being my cuckold. The real crazies even want to be my toilet slaves.

I wonder what it is about me that makes them crave my cute little ass and sweet voice if they’re cock sucking, loser fags. I have this caller who if he didn’t tip me, I wouldn’t even pee on him if he was on fire. I mean my golden is precious. 

Pervs seem to love me too. The things I make straight men do just to look at my sweet little brown pucker is unreal. Blackmail goes a long way for these pervs. Don’t be surprised if I laugh at your dumb ass during a call or ask my friends to listen.

Naughty Little Teen Torrie

 

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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Piss Off

 

      All long day of working out in the sun makes a person rather fucking thirsty. Every day you come into the little café I own and stare at me. You ask for a tall glass of iced tea with mint and lemon. You stir it until the ice melts, while you fucking stare. You smile, walk past me and head for the bathroom. The other patrons begin to complain as they wonder what is taking you so long in there.

              I begin to notice something odd, even for you. The bathroom seems spotless once you use it. Are you trying to get a job as a janitor? You’re one strange fucker.  

Next day, same situation. We are out of iced tea, but I fucking wonder? I don’t even try to hide what I am about to do. I smile at him, take a tall amber colored tea glass, and head for the bathroom. I hold it under my pussy and piss until it’s almost full.

Clumsy woman, I got a bit of piss on my panties. I wring them out into the glass and head back to the man. I hand him the glass and wink.

Drink my tangy, warm piss. 

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Written By: Malaya Maxxx
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Better Know Your Place

       I have been thinking about you a lot lately. If you only knew the dirty thoughts in my head. 

Over the weekend, I got the fuck of my  life. I mean just look at the beautiful cock. I did miss you though, as I had a very special place for you to be. 

Poor you, as you were thinking that special place would be in my hot, tight ass while my boyfriend fucked my wet pussy. You, of course, would be very fucking wrong. Your place is on your knees at my pussy hole and my guy’s huge dick. That’s right! You will be my fluffer and my clean-up crew. 

Did I see your little thing stiffen at those words? Don’t worry, there is plenty dripping out for your hungry tummy!

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Written By: Delaney
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What Are You Waiting For

    I see you looking in on my boyfriend and I. You are just dying to join us. That little clitty of yours is rock hard, and throbbing now. You so badly want to put your mouth right there at my holes. 

                   Aren’t you the lucky asswipe! My boyfriend has agreed to let you join in. First though, I have a tiny little problem. My bottom needs a cleaning before he fucks it. Get in there, yummy for your tummy! Lick and lick till my ass is perfectly clean. There ya go! 

                  Suck his cock, show him just how excited you are. Now, guide it into my tight asshole. Slow down, you little shit stain. Now, you are in charge of keeping my asshole and his dick super wet. Get down there, keep your tongue right at my perfect, shitty little asshole. 

Don’t get greedy, you cunt, that big, beautiful dick is mine! Sometimes, though, I don’t really like jizz dripping out of my ass all day. Get over here cum dump and bend over, spread your cheeks, and do your job!

 

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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Christmas Comes But Once A Year

                   You poor man, you get it only on your birthday, and Christmas.  Sort of sucks to be you! I never really understood why, till today.

Hiding passwords from me is useless.  Why do you think your house is never clean when I am done? It’s because  I play on your computer all day, and there is no way you will get away with telling me to stop it. Getting nervous, are you? You know exactly what I saw.

This is how it is going to go from here on.  You will do the work for me, and pay me triple. You will service me, and my boyfriend whenever we say. If you don’t, I will show everyone just what I saw on your computer. 

                   You seem to doubt me? Are you trying to like touch me or something? I guess I need to refresh your memory. Let’s turn this on.

Oh look here!  You down on all fours with your face in a dog bowl.  Is that Michael from school? Oh, wow it looks like someone loves it up his flabby ass. You are now down on your knees, and Michael is sitting on your face, and…..OMG!!  Did you just eat that.  Oh dear, where are my manners? Let me pull down my shorts, and give you something to wash it down! 

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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Will It Be A Tasty Treat Or A Trick?

Will it be a trick or a treat for your hungry mouth? I really  wanted to give you the most delicious treat, but something is off. My little tummy hurt all night and I could hardly sleep at all. A girl does love and need her beauty sleep.

I got up and knew just what would help my sore tummy. I drank a cup of tea and instantly I felt my tummy bubbling. After a few perfume farts, I headed to the toilet. I pushed and pushed but nothing. I even pushed my pretty little fingers in to see what was going on. Want a smell, or taste? 

                  You’re finally here. We’re going to discuss your role as sub at my party, but this was more pressing. I lay on my bed and let your tongue get to work. You kiss my pucker and then begin making love to it. Licking, sucking, spitting, just trying to get a bit of a taste. Even a hard grape would do for you. Just nothing. 

Maybe if I get a good fucking, it will help. Of course, not by you. My tummy really does hurt. You use your tongue and with my permission your fingers. You’re getting in there really good now. I can hear you slurping. I can feel it now, hard at first, then softer, and messier. 

                              Will you get a yummy dark treat, or will you just get a trick with nothing but a fart?

 

Written By: Delaney
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Lucky You

               

  I’ve always been a girl who loves to sleep. My friends are so jealous because I can sleep through anything. I’m not shy either as we all sometimes fart in our sleep, and my farts smell wonderful!

                 After a big dinner of Texas Chili and a few beers, I was just full of my sweet perfume farts. It was getting late and I had a big day ahead of me and I fell asleep fast. I have my roommate coming in for the night, but fell right back to sleep. He’s a bit of a perv, but I don’t mind. If he  wants to lick my sweet ass while I sleep, who am I to complain? 

The sun was coming through the curtains, telling me it’s time to rise for the day. Oh, I’m feeling a stirring in my tummy. I race to the restroom, but the roommate stops me in the hallway. Oh man, it’s going to come out and on the white carpet. Our landlord will kill me!

                What is he doing? He lays on the carpet and tells me to squat over him. Oh god, here it comes all over him. 

I feel so much better, but now I’m so fucking horny and messy.

I jump in the shower and invite him in with me. I need a good ass fucking now! 

I bend over and he slams his dick into my dirty ass. Oh no, I’m not quite finished yet, I guess. We both explode at the same time in a mess of hot cum, and hot, messy shit.

 

Written By: Delaney
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