Archive for the 'Human Toilet Phone Sex' Category

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Hungry, Aren’t You?

               

You can’t fool me! I know exactly what you’ve been doing while I was away. The evidence is all over your face, you weirdo! It looks like you dived head first into my dirty clothes hamper. I knew that you would, so I left some very tasty treats for you.

           Now you’re craving the real thing. Fresh, hot, and right out of my holes. Well then, just follow me to my room. No one is home today. I don’t think you’re really ready yet though. I don’t feel like I made you wait long enough. 

My bathroom is just a dirty mess. I can’t have that! On your knees and stick out your tongue. Completely clean my bathroom and maybe just maybe I’ll be waiting for you in bed with something else for you to clean up. 

 

Written By: Delaney
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Morning Coffee

   

       

I was running so late this morning that I didn’t have time to take care of personal matters. I wasn’t but a few minutes into my Starbucks Carmel Frapp, when I knew my tummy was brewing.  I do love that feeling. The problem was I love to play with my clit while pooping, but I was at Starbucks. I felt like both ends needed attention.

                 I ran to the restroom, and noticed a bit of brown when I pulled down my panties. Now, I was really getting horny. My panties smelled so fucking good. Maybe if I smear a bit of the smelly, warm brown stuff on my nipples. Oh, that fucking feels so good. 

There’s a knock at the restroom door. He asks me if I could possibly hurry. I wonder if he can smell my pussy and ass? Should I? I tell him, the door isn’t locked. 

 

Written By: Delaney
Call  Delaney @ 1-888-566-2337
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Worship My Ass, Bitch!

Make no mistake bitch boy, when it comes to worshiping my ass I am very demanding. I will straddle your face and suffocate you with my ass. You will kiss and lick every little crevice of my asshole, and I want it nice and clean. While I am facesitting you, I text my girlfriends to come over for some fun.

When they show up, I demand you to be our toilet slave for all of us. We have you lay down as we squat over you and force you to drink our hot piss and wipe our assholes clean with your tongue.

When we are done with you, you’ll be drenched in piss and ass juices smeared all over your face.

 

 

Written By: Phoenix
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Email- phoenixwillruinyou@gmail.com

 

 

 

What’s Red and Brown All Over

                 You just can’t wait to see me in person. We met online, and we have been teasing, and flirting.  You seem to like a girl in control, don’t you? 

   We met at my favorite Mexican restaurant.  You looked so sexy in your tight jeans, and button up shirt. We had Margaritas, and ate till full. I actually have one hell of an appetite for a small girl. Guys can’t believe how much I can shove in my mouth. LOL!

We got back to my house, and clothes were off before we even made it past the front door. I was so fucking horny! I was getting this feeling in my tummy. I did eat a lot, but it was more than that. Maybe cramps?  Sex and exercise is always good for that, so we kept going. 

The room was pretty dark, and we never got around to turning on the lights. You spent hours between my legs. I came over, and over again on your face. We kept at it for hours, till we finally passed out.

I woke up to the sun coming in the window, when I got the first look at your face.  What’s red and brown all over? 

 

Written By: Delaney
Call  Delaney @ 1-888-566-2337
Email- teendelaney4u@aol.com

Shit Prints

 

My married lover loves to see my cute pink lip prints all over his body. I love to kiss every inch of him, leaving my shiny lip gloss everywhere. It makes him smell so sexy too from all the different scents.

Have you ever been so fucking horny, that nothing else matters? You know that kind. Where you just don’t care if you forget to shave, or wash perfectly, you just want to fuck!

We were really getting into it. My lips, and tongue were everywhere. As I began kissing back up his body, I noticed my gloss no longer smelled like vanilla and mint. It sort of smelled earthy. I looked at his chest and the pink lip prints had turned to brown. I could try and hide it. Maybe apply some more pink gloss to my lips.

Was it from him or me? He’s eating my ass out so good, that I stop thinking about it. It feels so good with his tongue buried deep in my shit. He comes back up and kisses me deeply. It definitely isn’t my gloss I feel and taste. His cock is buried in my ass and he is pounding me. I hear him moan to give it to him. He came so fucking hard while his cock was buried in my shitty ass.

 

Written By: Delaney
Call  Delaney @ 1-888-566-2337
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A Special Treat For A Useless Man

Oh hell, that has to hurt! When your wife arrived home with your special treat, it sure fucking wasn’t what you expected. She allows you to lick her pussy all the time. In fact, that is all she will let you do. So why is tonight different?

You have never seen her so wet. You bury your face in it. Do you taste cum? Is that possible? All you know is that, it’s making you fucking excited. In fact, you think you little useless thing is growing. Aren’t you too fucking cute. You smile at her, your face dripping wet. She announces why your face is so wet.

Some men might be a tad grossed out by it all, but not you. You want more. You try to get her to invite her male friends over. You try to make it seem like her idea. Aren’t you the clever one. She sees through you, and is happy to oblige.

Just one thing, bitch. You aren’t dressed properly for the occasion.  Let’s begin.

 

Written By: Fetishista Frankie
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Asswipe And Shitstain

What is it about super nasty, taboo, twisted roleplays that makes a person so horny? I have been experimenting  sexually lately with practices that normally wouldn’t excite me. Here is the thing though, it’s with a girl that is so hot, it’s unreal.  She comes in a pair.  I affectionately named them Asswipe and Shitstain. 

I met Shitstain a few months ago.  You know at first, his fetish sort of grossed me out. I made fun of him and called him Ass. Things changed once I met Asswipe. I was willing to do anything she wanted. 

  I found the whole experience so fucking liberating. I mean your man wants anal, but you are nervous about it. If you no longer care if he gets shit on his dick, it is amazing! 

The first time, after we finished fucking, I completely cleaned his dick. I sort of knew then I was getting hooked on nasty, dirty, sloppy fucking. 

The sexy, dirty things I could tell you about those two. Call me and let’s get nasty!

 

 

Written By: Delaney
Call  Delaney @ 1-888-566-2337
Email- teendelaney4u@aol.com

 

 

 

 

Loser

         Hey loser!  Yes, you! I see you watching me whenever I go grab a coffee before I start my day. You really love staring at my tight, little body but I can tell it’s way more than you wanting to fuck me. I can always tell when a guy is a bit of a cuckold. He just tries way to hard to seem like a typical guy just wanting to fuck all my holes. 

The busy morning crowd was gone and it was just us. You begin to ask me if I have boyfriends and what I like to do with them. Pretty nosey, aren’t you?  You know what I think? I think you’re wondering if you can clean up after them. 

I tell you I have a date tonight and maybe you could come over after. I give you my address.

You show up exactly when I told you too. Eager little cuckold, aren’t you?  You see I am not alone. My fuck for the night is still over. I see the look on your face and know you couldn’t be any happier.  Loser!

  

 

Written By: Delaney
Call  Delaney @ 1-888-566-2337
Email- teendelaney4u@aol.com

 

Dinner Is Served

           

    Can you imagine such a tasty treat waiting for you in your bed?  Just look at my perfect little pussy and butthole.  I did something special just for you. Come-on, get closer. Rub your face all over my holes. Don’t my holes smell amazing? 

You’re so excited and can’t wait to hear what I did just for you. I had a date last night and he had a huge cock! I let him fuck my tight ass till he gave me a huge load. You know the sort of load only a man with a huge cock can do.

I put in a butt plug to keep the jizz in all night. Then I drank lots of water and ate a big bowl of chili. Oh wow, that little thing of yours sure got hard at the thought.

You’re salivating now. Wipe the drool off your chin and get to licking. You never know what yummy treat you might find.

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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You Are What You Eat

    Hey shit face! I know exactly what you have been doing in my bathroom. At first, I thought you were just smelling my dirty panty’s from the hamper. Maybe doing some snooping in my walk-in closet. That wasn’t it at all. Now, was it?

Did you forget to lock the door? I saw you on the bathroom floor just cleaning my toilet with your tongue. Just what the fuck is wrong with you, loser?

I say this because you could have been getting your chocolate treats directly from the source. Now I know, so no need to hide it any longer. 

Get on your knees shit face! Put your head all the way back, making me the perfect toilet seat. Bury that tongue in my sweet ass. If you keep it in long enough and if you are very lucky , you just might get to smell my sweet perfume farts. 

Go deeper, till you can pull out some of my delightful not ready yet shit. Chew on those perfect brown grapes, savor them.

Thirsty? Time for my hot, tangy piss.  Eat and drink up, bitch.

 

 

Written By: Malaya Maxxx
Call  Malaya @ 1-866-659-8370
Email: malayamax@aol.com