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A White Christmas

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Christmas is right around the corner and I’m really craving a white Christmas! It doesn’t look like we’re going to get any snow, so I had an even better idea. A good old-fashioned bukkake party!

I’ve been rounding up my best guys that I know can drop huge loads all over my face and tits. Just thinking about kneeling in the middle of that big circle and looking up at all of them jerking those huge cocks… yum!

When I mentioned it to some of the boys, I couldn’t believe how excited they were to help make my Christmas wishes come true. I have had 20 RSVP’s already and waiting for at least 10 more. I want to be covered with jizz! I can’t wait to share my final total and how many loads I took!

 

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If I Were A Boy

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       I‘ve always wished that I was a boy. I would be the coolest boy ever. I’m sort of short, but I wouldn’t have a short guy attitude because let’s face it, I would have the biggest and thickest dick ever. I would show up all the other boys.  I sure would know how to use that huge dick of mine.

I would love using that big dick so much that I wouldn’t even be picky. I would fuck anything that walked! I would be all about going,” hey bitch, let’s fuck”. 

I think that my favorite fuck toys would be men that looked like bitches. I mean am I fucking a girl, am I fucking a guy? Who cares just as long as I am using my big dick, and fucking someone. 

I would also expect my fuck toys to cater to me. Look at my huge dick, my smooth tummy, tiny ass, then my tiny tits with hard nipples. I’m the whole package. 

You don’t expect me to wipe my own adorable little ass, and don’t expect me to clean my sheets after I fucked you raw.

                                                            If I were a boy, even just for a day.

              

 

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Halloween Parties

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I enjoy Halloween parties so much that I always begin my planning early in October. 

Last night was a party at my boss’s home. It was a bit G rated as his children were all present. It was loud with a rock band playing and people laughing and talking. After a few drinks, I was having a great time. I was dancing, flirting and drinking. 

Parties always seem to make me horny. I imagine it’s the combination of men and women in sexy clothes just having a great time. It’s always exciting when the masks come off later in the evening. 

I went upstairs to the bathroom, when I heard a deep male voice. He was sitting on the bed smoking a joint. He motioned for me to join him. Why not, it’s a party after all. He was cute in a rough sort of way. I couldn’t see much of his face, just a bit of his blue eyes. 

As the night went on, I had the urge to be very naughty. I pushed him down on the bed, took out his cock, and began to ride him. He was hot and I was about to explode all over his cock when he pulled off his mask. “Hey, Valentina, don’t you recognize me?” “It’s me Jack, your boss’s son.” “Guess how old I am today?”

 

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The High School Swimming Pool

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  I have a funny secret. I’ve been sneaking into the local High School to use their pool. Can you blame me? It’s super large, the water is cool and inviting, and I can’t help but think about all the hot, young bodies that will be swimming later that morning. 

   Last night I packed my bikini, towel, and bottle of water and headed for the school. I laughed to myself as I was picking the lock. I am getting pretty good at it!  The school was deserted, making me giggle thinking about all the naughty things I did with boys here. Teachers too!

After a relaxing swim, I was in no hurry to go home. I reminisced about my time here with my friends. I began thinking about the boys I dated and fucked. My house was crowded and noisy compared to the quiet of the pool room. I began to rub my pussy sliding my wet fingers in. What a treat, as I didn’t even have to worry about being quiet. I’m all alone, after all. 

                 I open my eyes to see a boy stammering and stuttering with a very large cock standing at attention. The look I give him makes him know just what I want from him. 

       

         

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Spit On That Thang

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             Oh man, am I fucking mad!!  I’ve been using spit for lube as long as I can remember. I mean what better lube is there than warm spit right from my pretty mouth. Then some girl, not near as hot as me, goes “Hawk Tuah” and all the men lose their minds. 

Just imagine me spitting down my adorable cleavage for you to slide your cock back and forth. We like that, don’t we?  Now imagine me saying how slippery I need to make your cock before we fuck. 

Hawk Tuah, right on your sexy hard cock.  Then, of course, I lick up all my spit. 

My hot little mouth can go on and on about the uses of spit. Here is one you never thought of. Of course, with me a dry pussy is impossible, but you know older ladies like your wife.  I bet if her pussy isn’t wet enough, you can “spit on that thang”. 

Now that you know about spit, I bet you would rather it was me spitting on your cock.

Give me a call and I promise to Hawk Tuah you!

 

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Horny Girl Teases Men

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I’ve always been told I’m a huge flirt. I’ve also been told that at times I take it way too far! I learned from the best watching one of my neighbors.

Men and even boys just loved her. They were always making excuses to cut her lawn, bring in her groceries, and they even would hang around her open window just hoping to get a peek inside her bedroom.

I loved all the attention she was getting, so I decided I wanted some of her action.  I started small, as I was a little scared to do it.  I knew the FedEx man was coming so I began to undress with my front door open. Did he ever get an eyeful. I did that several times for anyone coming to my house. It was fun and all but I could do more.

There’s lots of horny, hot guys at the mall so, why not?  I put my private school uniform back on, and I took off my panties. My skirt wasn’t really short enough to give the men a show, so I pulled it up from the waist. Much better.

Once I got to the mall, I got myself a strawberry ice cream cone.  Going up the elevator, I made contact with a man going down. Giggles. I wonder if he wanted a taste of my ice cream?

 

 

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I’ve Been Bad

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There’s no getting around it. I’ve been a bad girl this year, but I’ve been very good at it. I’ve had so much hot sex this year and gotten so many men off- and enjoyed every second of it! I can’t help being a cock whore.

I’ve been that way since I was young. I just love dick, the bigger the better. When I see or feel a hard cock, I’m helpless. My mouth waters, and so does my pretty pussy. It doesn’t even always matter where I am. I have that urge to sink down to my knees and worship that stiff pole.

Santa is a man too and I hope he understands that I tried to control myself, but I definitely have an addiction. I’m sure my name is in the naughty list in big letters. He may not have any presents to leave under my tree, but I bet he has something else for me that I would like a lot more.

 

 

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Window Washers

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      I’ve been house sitting all summer for this awesome family that lives in a huge high-rise building in the city. It’s so much fun to look out the tall windows and daydream about the city. Sadly, this is my last day, but there seems to be a sexy surprise hanging at the window. Oh wow!! It’s the window washers!

At first, I pretend not to see him. I just go about my business. I workout in front of window. Whew!!  It’s hot, so I decide to workout nude. Shouldn’t he be done with that window yet? He seems preoccupied. 

I go off to take my shower. I do love long, hot showers.

I’m back to my room and he is gone. I lotion my tight, little body and begin to get dressed. He’s back!

I love teasing men, but then I’m always the one to get horny. Giggles! He’s putting down his equipment in the platform. He’s taking out his cock and he begins to stroke it for me. Yes, all for little me. 

Now who is teasing who? You see, I’m very competitive. I climb on my bed and spread my legs and begin to rub my wet pussy. He’s stroking faster now and so am I.

He spurts it all over my window. I tease him and pretend to lick all the jizz off on my side. I do feel that was a terrible, sad waste of hot, sticky, creamy jizz.

 

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Too Old For Toys

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I have a silly secret. Sometimes, I like to play with my old toys. Dolls, Tickle Me Elmo, and my pink Barbie camera.  It makes me feel so happy and then I think back when I was just that little.

One afternoon when I was playing, daddy came in the room. He laughed and told me I was way too old for my little girl toys. That is all fine and good but I need to find another way to relax.  Mommy has toys in her room. The reason I know, is she seems like she’s having so much fun in their room all alone.

Under the bed I find her toy. Wow!  That’s pretty big. It makes me wonder if daddy is that big? No one will be home for hours, so I might as well take advantage. 

I always wanted to mess up mommy’s perfect couch. We can’t even sit on it. Well, I’m going to change that and get off on it, using her precious toy. 

I do wonder what daddy would think if he saw me using mommy’s special toy?

 

 

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Good Morning Daddy

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I love mornings! A bright new day and new chances to cause trouble in my home. I’m always running late and daddy says I need to stick to the issue at hand. That always makes me giggle, if he only knew the issue at hand or in hand! 

My boyfriend almost made it out the window on time, but daddy was just too fast. I think he might have been listening at the door. Now we are caught, but I have a plan. Daddy is mad, Jason is scared, and I’m just horny. 

I tell Jason that daddy has been bad, and he just might need to be disciplined. Daddy is trying to look mad, but his eyes, and pants bulge tell another story. Jason looks confused, but he knows he will have to do whatever I say. 

I make daddy strip. I tell him to dance and put his hips into it. Giggles! I suck Jason hard, and whisper in his ear. Daddy is begging now. What did you say, daddy? Did you say you want Jason’s cock?

 

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